Fizzydog Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Ya know what would be great? A mile long field of punji sticks OUTSIDE the wall. And a half a mile wide field of them inside. Lets see your troops get past that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1298331323' post='2641065'] Ya know what would be great? A mile long field of punji sticks OUTSIDE the wall. And a half a mile wide field of them inside. Lets see your troops get past that! [/quote] They made missiles and nukes and airplanes and paratroopers and helicoptors for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 [quote name='KaiserMelech Mikhail' timestamp='1298330735' post='2641053'] FORD EVERY RIVER! [/quote] [IMG]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2068/vickamf001.jpg[/IMG] CAULK THE WAGON AND FLOAT IT ACROSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1298331323' post='2641065'] Ya know what would be great? A mile long field of punji sticks OUTSIDE the wall. And a half a mile wide field of them inside. Lets see your troops get past that! [/quote] Napalm is your friend. [quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1298334479' post='2641117'] -sbip- CAULK THE WAGON AND FLOAT IT ACROSS [/quote] Drain or fill in the canal and march across. Edited February 22, 2011 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1298335345' post='2641136'] Napalm is your friend. Drain or fill in the canal and march across. [/quote] Ruined the joke man. By the way, draining a canal a mile wide a 250meters deep is abit of a challenge when your not under fire, never mind when you have an army blasting at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 [quote name='Zoot Zoot' timestamp='1298338343' post='2641198'] Ruined the joke man. By the way, draining a canal a mile wide a 250meters deep is abit of a challenge when your not under fire, never mind when you have an army blasting at you. [/quote] Especially if it's fed by the goddamned ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Babyds lolteching stops oceans Lyn Gawd, get with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Am I the only one who is thinking about just digging in outside of the barriers and block any supplies going in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Frankly I think Fizzy is planning to do it less from military POV but more because of the "awesomeness" point of view. In that case let him build it! Let him enjoy writing it out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 [quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1298334479' post='2641117'] [IMG]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2068/vickamf001.jpg[/IMG] CAULK THE WAGON AND FLOAT IT ACROSS [/quote] Two of your oxen drowned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 ^^ Epic Oregon Trail Reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinoz94 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 [quote name='graniteknight' timestamp='1298403227' post='2641865'] ^^ Epic Oregon Trail Reference [/quote] Loved those games as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 hellz yes! What of things like Railroad tycoon(which in fact I am going to go play) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1298339308' post='2641208'] Especially if it's fed by the goddamned ocean. [/quote] [quote name='Zoot Zoot' timestamp='1298339699' post='2641217'] Babyds lolteching stops oceans Lyn Gawd, get with it. [/quote] Step 1: Build a barrier to stop water from flowing in from the ocean. Step 2a: Wait for the water to dry up (its in the desert anyways). Step 2b: Or tunnel into the canal, connect it to the ocean and build gigantic pumps. Step 2c: Or build the world's largest pit (lower than the deepest part of the canal) and then dig a canal connecting the existing one to the pit. Then watch the creation of the region's tallest and largest waterfall (temporarily) as the canal's water is drained. Step 3: Charge OR Step 1: Bring in the world's largest dump trucks. Step 2: Build a land bridge. Step 2: Charge If Alexander the Great could pull [url="http://www.cracked.com/article_18476_5-ancient-acts-war-that-changed-face-earth.html"]it[/url] off, a country with modern technology could do it even faster. [quote name='Pravus Ingruo' timestamp='1298380676' post='2641632'] Two of your oxen drowned. [/quote] Priceless Edited February 22, 2011 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggressivenutmeg Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1298415982' post='2642046'] Step 1: Build a barrier to stop water from flowing in from the ocean. Step 2a: Wait for the water to dry up (its in the desert anyways). Step 2b: Or tunnel into the canal, connect it to the ocean and build gigantic pumps. Step 2c: Or build the world's largest pit (lower than the deepest part of the canal) and then dig a canal connecting the existing one to the pit. Then watch the creation of the region's tallest and largest waterfall (temporarily) as the canal's water is drained. Step 3: Charge [/quote] why dose this remind me of troll science? EDIT: you forgot step 4: PROFIT! Edited February 23, 2011 by Chernarussia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavo Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=99057&view=findpost&p=2642606"]'Cause there's some confusion[/url], just here to say that AlDei is good to go and whatnot, as per the "rules" of the area he didn't need permission to form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 As always HHAYD proves he deserves his title of Sir HHayd of Heska, Slaughterer of Humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Lavo_2' timestamp='1298467973' post='2642805'] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=99057&view=findpost&p=2642606"]'Cause there's some confusion[/url], just here to say that AlDei is good to go and whatnot, as per the "rules" of the area he didn't need permission to form. [/quote] Oops, I still thought you needed Lavo's permission for north of 20th parallel Edited February 23, 2011 by iKrolm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1298473860' post='2642851'] As always HHAYD proves he deserves his title of Sir HHayd of Heska, Slaughterer of Humour. [/quote] As always dotCom proves he deserves his title of Sir dotCom of The Machine, Does Not Enjoy Counters to Accusations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1298497818' post='2643136'] As always dotCom proves he deserves his title of Sir dotCom of The Machine, Does Not Enjoy Counters to Accusations [/quote] wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavo Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='iKrolm' timestamp='1298489343' post='2643016'] Oops, I still thought you needed Lavo's permission for north of 20th parallel [/quote] Originally there was a nation that was going to be formed there, as I was told by Sargun, though a little while ago the person told me they wouldn't be coming. At that point in time I asked Lyn to slap the region into the general protectorate. I apologize if I came off as a bit harsh, this was not intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1298497818' post='2643136'] As always dotCom proves he deserves his title of Sir dotCom of The Machine, Does Not Enjoy Counters to Accusations [/quote] Just a small note, your comments have to make sense for a message to be sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1298502618' post='2643191'] wut [/quote] Zoot accused me of needing to loltech to get across a canal. I explained that lolteching is not needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1298511930' post='2643346'] Zoot accused me of needing to loltech to get across a canal. I explained that lolteching is not needed. [/quote] And the humour flew RIGHT over your head. Why do I even try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1298512416' post='2643357'] And the humour flew RIGHT over your head. Why do I even try. [/quote] [quote]Understanding the subtlety of this usage requires second-order interpretation of the speaker's intentions. In an increasingly technological world, the use of sarcasm in email, text messaging, message boards and blogs has often been misunderstood as ignorance or stupidity: comments meant to be sarcastic have been taken literally or seriously.[/quote] Sarcasm: Requires second-order interpretation such as change of tone or body language. Such can not be conveyed over the internet so other means to indicate sarcasm are required. You don't have to use new ways of indicating sarcasm if you would install a webcam and microphone pointed toward whoever is using the computer and then hand me full control of those two devices. I [i]promise[/i] I won't do anything naughty. [i]Trust[/i] me. Edited February 24, 2011 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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