Jorost Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) [url=http://www.jorost.com/radio/][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/GfoEA.png[/img][/center][/url] Hello OWF! I'm here posting not in my capacity as figurehead of Invicta, but as host of our fake radio show, [i]Jorost & Friends[/i]. Think of us as a kind of ghetto [i]Bootleg[/i] written, produced, and hosted by people with the mentality of middle schoolers (and in some cases actual middle schoolers), and you have the right idea. We talk about CN and other topics, interview guests (both CN-related and otherwise), play music, make inappropriate jokes, and insult one another's mothers and/or sexual orientation. We also air parody commercials and prerecorded bits. Want to hear the "lost interview" with Helen Keller? This is the place. [spoiler]The following is a link to one of our fake commercials. WARNING: Contains bathroom humor and sexual references. [url=http://jorost.com/radio/archive/!@#$%commercial.mp3]Summer Breeze Commercial[/url][/spoiler] Our normal airtime is Friday nights, 9-11 pm EST (8-10 pm server time). But this week we will be airing on Saturday, July 14 (today) at 9pm instead. You can tune in, or listen to archived shows, at the [url=http://www.jorost.com/radio/]Jorost Radio Network[/url]. We also have an automated call-in line, where people can ask questions, make comments, insult our staff, impugn the integrity of our mothers, or anything else you can do over the phone. It's an automated line, so don't worry, there's no chance of someone picking up! That number is: [center][size="7"][color="#FF0000"]1-978-432-9480[/color][/size][/center] If it's funny we might play it on air! So if you've got nothing to do, have no friends, or are at that stage where you just don't care any more, why not kill two hours listening to fake radio? You can also join the real-time IRC chat at #JorostRadio during the show. And if you're so hard up for attention that you're willing sink to our level, and want to be a guest on the show, let us know! Leave a message at the number above or get in touch with [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showuser=32780]President Gunn[/url] (aka Nascar8FanGA, our producer) or email at radio@jorost.com. Edited July 14, 2012 by Jorost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) And I'm making my return to the show after a several-week hiatus consisting of heavy drug use, my sister's graduation, and a 3-day stint as an ice cream man. It's funny because I'm 100 percent serious. We've got a hell of a show for tonight, too. You won't want to miss it. And Admin, if you're reading this (oh please be reading my posts), we'd love to have you on as a guest sometime. Edited July 14, 2012 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorost Posted July 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I sent an email to Admin on Friday inviting him on. I'd love to talk CN history with him! Also I feel like if I got to know him maybe we'd be friends and then I could get him to delete nations I don't like. Don't judge me. ANY ONE OF US would think it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mompson Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Not going to lie your Brandon v Liz thing was pretty great a few weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Biscuit Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 We are all going to a very bad place for this. I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brehon Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 You shouldn't just done the show with Bootleg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 [quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1342311114' post='3010290'] You shouldn't just done the show with Bootleg [/quote] Brehon had a bit to drink tonight? I'm always ready to be on Bootleg... [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ehm.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorost Posted July 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 [quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1342311114' post='3010290'] You shouldn't just done the show with Bootleg [/quote] Yeah I didn't know that. Usually we're Fridays but there was a scheduling issue this week so we moved it. But I wouldn'a done it on the same day. I don't want to follow you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorost Posted July 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 (edited) We should just merge the shows. "Bootleg, featuring Jorost & Friends." Edited July 15, 2012 by Jorost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brehon Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 [quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1342336969' post='3010426'] heh [/quote] We should totally have an ad for Bootleg during one of our "commercial breaks". "Hey there! If you're interested in listening to a more legitimate radio show, tune in to Bootleg Radio on this day at that time blah blah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 [quote name='King Biscuit' timestamp='1342309305' post='3010286'] We are all going to a very bad place for this. I love it. [/quote] gtfo with that avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daimos Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 If there is a lot of interesting CN political content in it I am in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 There's some CN stuff, maybe 30-40%. A lot of it is just slapstick comedy though. And when I'm on, you get to follow me through my drunken stages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daimos Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I am halfway of the first radio show (archived). Not a lot of CN stuff but Jorost as President Clinton was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mompson Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1342305519' post='3010261'] And I'm making my return to the show after a several-week hiatus consisting of heavy drug use, my sister's graduation, [b]and a 3-day stint as an ice cream man[/b]. It's funny because I'm 100 percent serious. [/quote] "He was hungry" I laughed so so hard. Good show guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 [quote name='Mompson' timestamp='1342471245' post='3010824'] "He was hungry" I laughed so so hard. Good show guys. [/quote] I'm fairly certain if I'd reported that incident to the police I wouldn't be allowed near schools anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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