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[quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1314558967' post='2790079']
UFE Travel Agencies Present the: "Get $%&@ed up, have an undiscovered STD, and wind up wrestling a Panda Tour"

Its five days of awesomeness starting with Vodka shots and Russian Roulette in Vladivostok, then fly down to Shanghai where you will participate in illegal death kick boxing matches run by the Chinese mob, overcome your injuries in one of our many !@#$%* opium dens, then go to Macau to gamble your winnings to get more opium, finally go to Bangkok... to... well we really can't say here.
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His son is 14 man! and have you met his ex-wife? The woman is worth a motor-rifle division all on her own.. **shudders**

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Seeing the world would be a good thing for that young man, especially if he intends to get into a leadership role later on. Connections, connections.

He is welcome to visit Arctica, provided he is accompanied by an adult. There's all of South Africa to visit, and perhaps Madagascar, or the Indian Ocean islands. The islands aren't very significant, but they are quite pleasant.

I wouldn't recommend Mozambique or the inland countries for sightseeing and people-meeting 'less he wants to get robbed or something, or perhaps visit the copper mines in Zambia (yawn) or the Kariba Dam (yawn).

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I'm seriously going to try and visit every single country on this thread who has invited me. Now, it might be a single post with very little interaction.. and I may try to organize the back and forth between my characters and yours in IRc, but I'll do my best.

Travel, it's not only good for the soul, it's a great way to pick up a dose of the clap.


/me goes to get another penicillin shot.

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[quote name='Kankou' timestamp='1315425486' post='2796448']
I'm seriously going to take offense if I'm one of the "one-posters". I demand that you go for a massive street fight between the communists, fascists, and socialists.
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Will be retracing the path of the 32nd Division's course over the Papua New Guinea mountains during the 2nd World War on foot and then I will instigate a street fight with a bunch of commies, cry babies, and loser goose steppers.

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[quote name='JEDCJT' timestamp='1315420333' post='2796423']
Las Vegas is far [s]superior[/s] better than Pyotrgrad when it comes to whorehouses.

:awesome:
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But Pyotrgrad ones are far cheaper. Cheap whores are always the best way to introduce a 14 year old boy to manhood.

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