Karl Martin Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Königsberg A somewhat aged man looked out the great harbor. Hanse had become one of the leading express logistics, right behind DHL Express in terms of revenue, and he, the second CEO, had led it to greatness. It was an honor to have been able to achieve what the first CEO had been unable to achieve, because of the turblent world affairs. He turned from the window and opened a safe in the safe behind his desk. Léon Joseph Marie Ignace Degrelle, former Prime Minister of Burgundy, took out three crowns from the safe. Barely surviving several nuclear strikes to protect these treasure, he would now move them to Potsdam, where the holy lineage will be continued, on to the next generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 OOC: Wait what is this I don't even ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 [quote name='Kaiser Martens' timestamp='1304991886' post='2709397'] OOC: Wait what is this I don't even ??? [/quote] OOC: It's Karl Martin, do you even need to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 OOC: I suppose you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 OOC Just a pre warning. If you even try claiming those crowns are part of Britains crown jewels, I will make it a personal mission to drive you away for another six months dude. Don't even try it. That and I will have the perfect IC reasons to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 IC: And then all of a sudden a wall breaks. Martens is there with a large metal Pickelhaube. "IK BÜN DE JUGGERNAUT!" - He begins to chase Degrelle throughout germany, breaking down more houses with his head in the meantime until capturing the crown jewels. Then he hides them in three different areas of Germanic union guarded by norse mutated orcs until ragnarök comes. [i]THE END[/i] OOC: There I fixed it, thread over : D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 BUT WHO WAS NUKE? OOC: Seriously, would someone mind explaining this thread to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 [quote name='Shadowsage' timestamp='1304993444' post='2709424'] BUT WHO WAS NUKE? OOC: Seriously, would someone mind explaining this thread to me? [/quote] OOC: Typical Karl Martin !@#$, I expect. t'ain't nothin' new here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 [quote name='Kaiser Martens' timestamp='1304993071' post='2709420'] IC: And then all of a sudden a wall breaks. Martens is there with a large metal Pickelhaube. "IK BÜN DE JUGGERNAUT!" - He begins to chase Degrelle throughout germany, breaking down more houses with his head in the meantime until capturing the crown jewels. Then he hides them in three different areas of Germanic union guarded by norse mutated orcs until ragnarök comes. [i]THE END[/i] [/quote] However, the Norse mutated-orcs would die painful deaths when resurrected Hiley would use his Christian Magic (TM) to make them all see the light. He would take the crown jewels and march to Martens' stronghold, where he would whip out his, er, man-whip and start imitating the Midgard Serpent up in this !@#$%*. [i]TO BE CONTINUED[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Martens then hits his table several times and asks in a low voice that Fegelein be brought before him at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Hiley would throw before Martens the dessicated corpse of Fegelein and the codes to Martens' nuclear arsenal. "You wanna dance, buddy boy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 "FSDGSDDEUTSCHEVOLKE!" Martens then throws his pencil at a strategic map of Berlin, random parts of the globe start to explode unexplainably. "Nein Martens do not do it!" - He tosses the pencil again, nukes start to go off everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 "ICH BIN EIN BERLINER" Hiley throws darts at the map and his own nukes would detonate just below Martens' nukes, intended to nullify them. "I will save millions of lives!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 [quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1304995524' post='2709445'] However, the Norse mutated-orcs would die painful deaths when resurrected Hiley would use his Christian Magic (TM) to make them all see the light. He would take the crown jewels and march to Martens' stronghold, where he would whip out his, er, man-whip and start imitating the Midgard Serpent up in this !@#$%*. [i]TO BE CONTINUED[/i] [/quote] OOC: Wait, when did Evan Hiley die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 General Patton sighs and says, "You mean I was brought back from the dead in some weird futuristic offshoot of time to deal with this?" "Yes sir," replied his driver. "!#$#@ !#$#! !#$#@$%@#$% !#$!#$!#@$#! @$%@!#$%@#$%@$@#$%@#@##$%@#$ and !#$!@#$!@#$!@#," Patton screams incoherently. "Well, I'm certain we can arrange the first bit, not sure where I'm going to find a polo horse willing to go along with the last part though," the driver comments. "Oh hell, screw this, get Eisenhower on the phone," Patton orders. "He's dead sir," the driver says. "Oh, well who is in charge then?" Patton asks. "Well, that's a matter of great debate, but in short you could say that we are all in charge of our own destinies." "!#!$!@#$!#$!%#$% @#$!W@E#$!#$!@#ER!@#R !#$#@$#!#$R!#%ER@#$$%$%%#@!!" Patton screams. "OH dear me." "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDAP and get me my .45!" "Well, you seem to be mistaken good sir." "Whaddya mean mistaken? Why else would you bring me back to the dead but to rain death and destruction down upon some fools?" Patton asks incredulously. "Well, quite simply we'd rather have you as a gay porn star." "Oh, I see, well if you must know, I went to West Point, I'm an army man, if you want a gay porn star maybe you should get one of the navy boys back from the dead." "We are quite aware of the Army's predilection for abusing livestock, but in this matter we'll be quite happy with your services." "What if I don't wanna?" "QUEERBOTS! ASSEMBLE!" the driver/low budge gay porn movie director screams as ten hugely muscled biosculpted QUEERBOTS assembled in front of him. "Damn son, they'd make great storm troopers," Patton says. "SHOW THE GENERAL THE POWER YOU HAVE!" the director screams. As one the QUEERBOTS drop their pants and a collective rounds of thuds of certain members hitting the floor leave Patton shocked with surprise. "MY god, not even Rommel was that well...." "YES, MY QUEERBOTS will rule the world, the world of Gay Porn that is," the director chuckles fiendishly. "I think I wanna be sick," Patton says as he turns a bit pale. "Plenty of time for that later ol' boy. QUEERBOTS ATTACK!" the director orders as he motions his cameraman to get this all on film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) OOC The above post made me choke on my coffee. It came down my nose and now its burning. Ten points to TBM. Edited May 10, 2011 by Zoot Zoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Vega appeared out of the shadows, shook his head and uttered the words "...amateurs..." With this, he returned back to terra incognita and was once more untrackable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Suddenly a renewed and younger Vince Sixx appears and stands on a stage that just appears out of nowhere. Out of the clouds, a heavenly [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4"]music[/url] sounds, and Vince plays guitar along with it. Women flock to the area, turning the queerbots straight, and destroying their power. All of Europe now stands united under the banner of the Led Zeppelin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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