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We Met on the Beach Amid Rumors of War


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[quote name='Burnsey' timestamp='1303339323' post='2694915']
Mind me asking why you posted early? To go along with elections or what?
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That, and there was a rumor kicking around that we planned on hitting CoJ.

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1303344726' post='2694993']
The CN Holocaust is once again delayed, sorry, Rusty.
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For now.....

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I have been many things in my long life. Actor, warrior, lover, poet, gas meter reader. And I have seen many things. But I have never seen anything quite like this alliance. Noble, loyal, smart, and strong in equal measure. The kind of men and women a warrior wants by his side. Kinsmen of the spirit if not the blood. A better group you will not find among the many nations this Bob, this Digiterra. Heed my words: THIS BE TRULY A GREAT DAY!

LET THERE BE REJOICING!

SO IT IS SPOKEN BY MIGHTY JOROST, SO SHALL IT BE!

/me waves his hands impressively.

And we're off.

No, but really, all the best, guys. I love you in a (mostly) non-sexual way.

/s/ Jorost "Kahuna Scuba" of the Triune Republic, former ruler of Invicta, current sex god

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[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1303440604' post='2696163']
Don't mind Jorost's drool, he is intent on Europa keeping them out of GOONS's next war.
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Huh? Why you gotta play like that, man? Why you gotta bust balls. What I ever do to you? I'll tell you what: NOTHING. Neither me nor my alliance have ever wronged you in any way. And yet you hate us. You treat us as if we are less than human, mere Alpha Primitives toiling far beneath the city. Well let me tell YOU something, Mr. Man: You ain't all that. I know you think you are, but you aren't. So, yeah. I know that was really harsh, but sometimes you gotta play hardball. So I hope we can move on now.

Also, I know karate.

Brought to you by a grant from the Jorost Foundation.

/me tips his hat jauntily and saunters out.

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