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[center]AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY [/center]
[center]Due to recent events, it has come to my attention that Muddog is no longer capable of performing his appointed duties. As such affective immediately, I Empress Spragorius Key Master of Insaneous, Ruler of Dufonius, Lord and Master of all Planet Bob, Goddess of Pain and Torture and the Harbinger of Death. Hereby crown myself Empress of Organization XIII. From this day forward; I am to be referred to as one of the following: Mistress, Master, My Goddess, My Lord, My Lady, Majesty, Highness or My Empress. The one speaking to me shall refer to themself as “This unworthy one.” [/center]

[center]Muddog’s new position shall be Court Jester until I am no longer amused with his antics. At that time he will be permanently dealt with. [/center]

[center]NEW CHARTER[/center]

[center]Article 1- Membership
If the Empress likes you, you may enter, until she no longer requires your services.
Article 2- Government
There is only one Government and that Government is Empress Spragorius, if she requests your service for something, you will do it with no title, reward of any kind, and for the pleasure of her Highness, and you will serve until death or she no longer is pleased with you.
Article 3- Changes
This Charter is subject to change at the will, amusement, need, or simply because the Empress can.
Article 4- Punishment
Anyone found in violation of this Charter will be cast into Mt. Wannahockalavaloogie and Perma ZI’d until the Empress wishes to set you free.
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[center]FURTHER NOTICES SHALL BE POSTED AS WARRENTED. [/center]

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1301712765' post='2682628']
this..and you've reach your quota for stupid announcements with the last one
[/quote]

I didn't know that we were here for your amusement.

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[quote name='Empress Spragorius' timestamp='1301712620' post='2682625']
[b]AFFECTIVE [/b]IMMEDIATELY

FURTHER NOTICES SHALL BE POSTED AS [b]WARRENTED[/b].
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[img]http://www.karlonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/affect-effect-usage.jpg[/img]
The grammar wolves circle you.

If these things were misspelled on purpose to troll us, bravo.

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[quote name='Dexomega' timestamp='1301713644' post='2682634']
[img]http://www.karlonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/affect-effect-usage.jpg[/img]
The grammar wolves circle you.

If these things were misspelled on purpose to troll us, bravo.
[/quote]

I have a weird computer virus that randomly flips my a's and my e's. Usually in the first and last words typed in Word. Doesn't happen all the time.

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As stated above; I can change anything whenever I feel like it. As such it's much too bright out here in the spotlight; I prefer the shadows. I shall return to them and I place Muddog back in charge until I feel that I must permanently step out of them.

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[quote name='Empress Spragorius' timestamp='1301714412' post='2682643']
I have a weird computer virus that randomly flips my a's and my e's. Usually in the first and last words typed in Word. Doesn't happen all the time.[/quote]
No such virus exists. Just admit to yourself that you have exceedingly bad spelling/grammar. You even did it in the title, it's manag[i]e[/i]ment.


[quote name='Muddog' timestamp='1301721348' post='2682719']
Just for referanse, all actions taken by my alliance on April 1st were nothing more than an overdrawn April Fools Day joke,

Thank you all for a fun day[/quote]
You have exceedingly bad grammar/spelling too. It's referen[i]c[/i]e. And where are the full stops/periods?

Overall, I rate it a -8/10 for April Fools.

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[quote name='Empress Spragorius' timestamp='1301714412' post='2682643']
I have a weird computer virus that randomly flips my a's and my e's. Usually in the first and last words typed in Word. Doesn't happen all the time.
[/quote]
I can tell you now that even if that isn't a blatant lie (unlikely) you definitely deserve it for this awful announcement.

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[quote name='Empress Spragorius' timestamp='1301714412' post='2682643']
I have a weird computer virus that randomly flips my a's and my e's. Usually in the first and last words typed in Word. Doesn't happen all the time.
[/quote]
ha, aha, ha.

This is probably the dumbest thing i've heard in a while.

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A friend of my designed it to annoy me. Every time I remove it they put it back on. It's very effective since my name contains a lot of a's and e's and that's normally what you type first or last on a paper. It will only stop when I give them the disks that they want and that's not going to happen.

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[quote name='Muddog' timestamp='1301721348' post='2682719']
Just for referanse, all actions taken by my alliance on April 1st were nothing more than an overdrawn April Fools Day joke,

Thank you all for a fun day
[/quote]

Locked.

If by chance this is not a joke, appeal it in forum abuse.

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