It's always excuses with you people, isn't it? If it's not the negligent Doormanatee, it's the evil Galactic Empire hegemony. Can't you find a scruffy smuggler or something?
"Relevant" is a relational term. To what or to whom are you relevant? Inquiring minds are determined to find out.
No, wait. They are mildly interested, only - but that's something.
Confess now that Commander shepard is an MI6 plant conducting deliberately inept propaganda ops to bring Oculus into disrepute and it'll, er, go easy with you. Or something.