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  1. King Conrad
    Not our protectorate. Hasn't been in a while. But they've caused us nothing but problems by only hitting the war button in every situation, and attacking our friends in SRA was the last straw. Kashmir rides to war, and War Jesus rides with them. Beg for mercy at the feet of the Lord, for you shall receive none at mine.
  2. King Conrad
    War Jesus would protect Monsters Inc. but it honestly doesn't look like they need the help.
  3. King Conrad
    That could be it.
  4. King Conrad
    News to us. I've yet to see any,
  5. King Conrad
    I don't do what I'm told. Ask Kashmir. I'm a belligerent jerk.
  6. King Conrad
    Hmm, yet no limericks. Guess you're not all that great after all.
  7. King Conrad
    Reparations for damage not caused? Good luck, buddy. See Mogar? How hard was that? While you were whining, this fellow wrote a brilliant work of art. If only you'd apply yourself once in awhile. What must mother think?
  8. King Conrad
    We request a formal apology in limerick form. Include the words 'please' and 'voluptuous', and we will rescind the sanctions in eight to ten business days.
  9. King Conrad
    Bunch of dirty bags.
  10. King Conrad
    More of an eggshell, really.
  11. King Conrad
    Still waiting for my defending slots to be filled, btw. Do wake me up when the 'cull' starts.
  12. King Conrad
    'Call in the micros' rofl. War Jesus is TWO people, and SRA is 26. Kaskus is literally the exact same size as SRA.
  13. King Conrad
    Welcome to the fray, Kaskus. War Jesus has mailed you your Eucharist. PSA: War Jesus' Eucharist is made from the bodies of our enemies. We had plenty to spare.
  14. King Conrad
    War Jesus and SRA did lengthy battle during the last war. We're happy to fight with them once again, this time as brothers in arms. Welcome to the buffet, SRA. Gorge yourselves.
  15. King Conrad
    I'm beginning to think these White Chocolate puns might be hinting at something other than fancy coffee!
  16. King Conrad
    I still have all my defending slots open, for some reason. I thought we were supposed to be getting rolled. Oh well. I just put three Legion nations in anarchy using one deployment. The enemy outnumber us a paltry four to one. Good odds for any Greek.
  17. King Conrad
    Their sins must be great for God to have sent such a punishment as War Jesus.
  18. King Conrad
    And yet we're not the ones on the ropes. Money doesn't count for anything if you can't use it well.
  19. King Conrad
    You should probably ask before whipping White Chocolate. Just saying.
  20. King Conrad
    Present them.
  21. King Conrad
    I don't need unlimited money to club your baby seals. I have a thing called 'competence'. SUN should try it some time.
  22. King Conrad
    Yes, but ours can actually fight.
  23. King Conrad
    Pft, it won't end with them. Not if this war keeps expanding, which I pray it will. Speaking of, I'm still waiting, Invicta.
  24. King Conrad
    Four months? My heart leaps with joy!
  25. King Conrad
    I tremble in my boots at Invicta's mighty onslaught! Oh save us from their nations in peace mode and their one guy who got up the nerve to attack!
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