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King Conrad

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    Empire of Man
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    The Varangian Guard
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  1. King Conrad

    Ain't no future in yo frontin

    No one expects the Kan Man.
  2. King Conrad

    Buying tech 9/6 for 100

    Whichever you can take, I will pay. I need 900 tech in total. First come, first serve. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=461516
  3. King Conrad

    aNiMaLz Guerilla Family Forcible Disbandment

    Kindle's tactics sound like a certain Emperor Tinnitus we all know, minus the homoerotica being posted in these threads. Maybe they went to the same military clown college.
  4. King Conrad

    aNiMaLz Guerilla Family Forcible Disbandment

    And as always, England prevails.
  5. King Conrad

    aNiMaLz Guerilla Family Forcible Disbandment

    Fool me thrice and I'm probably mentally handicapped. Seriously, how does he keep getting away with this? Jack, full name E. Jack U. Layton, is truly the king of the barbarians.
  6. At least it doesn't have more men in speedos.
  7. I'm sure he'll manage.
  8. Bless me War Jesus, for I'm going blind in my old age.
  9. I think you ought to put that bit about being the Flail of God back in your nation info, personally.
  10. You mean how Caesar used swords and fought against the legal authority in the Republic to name himself dictator? Thank you for proving my point. It doesn't matter in the end. The victor will always paint themselves as just and righteous and civilized, and the defeated will always be portrayed as unworthy, deficient, a menace to be crushed. Unfortunately for you, your constant whining is public record, so you won't be afforded even that small dignity. War is not glamourous. It has no glory. It's messy, and the belligerents will win however they must. A small history lesson: the 'barbarians' won in the end. You're speaking their language. Now let me use a clip of my own to explain Tywin's nonsensical ranting about barbarians, mobs, etc. in the context of war (Tywin in the analogy of this video is the crazy lady who breastfeeds a ten year old): But you know how this goes. You just pretend honour matters when things go against you.
  11. "The laws of war" I direct you to my nation's motto once you're done posting your homoerotic video clips of shirtless men in speedos. "Stop quoting law. We carry swords." - Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus
  12. King Conrad

    Treaty and/or War Announcement

    Continue posting videos of shirtless, muscly men. You're really making that 'not in the closet' case.
  13. King Conrad

    Treaty and/or War Announcement

    With the types of videos he posts, I'm beginning to think Junka is more familiar with coat hangers than trenches, given where he seems to spend a majority of his time.
  14. King Conrad

    Jihad on the Pervert Junka

    Always amusing when the tinpot emperor pretends that being a pissant was part of his plan all along.