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  1. FKPH officially endorses this statement. May nuclear apocalypse consume you all.
  2. Well here I was about to pull out my "@#$% got real!" siren and then had to do a double take. Congratulations guys.
  3. Thanks guys, looking forward to some fun times.
  4. Blood Pac(t) (see what we did there? ) Preamble, The night is dark and full of terrors, and knowing the world to be such, the two Packs of Sparta and Alpha Wolves come together to sign this here pact, written in blood. Winter is Coming! And only the Lord Bob knows what it holds in store. Article I. Blood of the Pack Both Packs acknowledge the existence of the other as an independent, sovereign pack, governed by their own laws and free from external pressures. Both Packs also agree to acknowledge the lawful leadership of one another, unless they are mistaken for someone else in communication channels and given valuable information. Article II. Truth of the Lord of Bob In the event that either Pack comes into possession of information that may in any way pertain to the security of the other, this information must be shared at the earliest opportunity. If the information is acquired through false identification, then a recorded transcript of the information is to be provided, for comedic purposes, and the guilty shall be burned for the glory of the Lord of Bob! Article III. Peace among Wolves As both are bound by blood, neither Pack shall engage in hostile actions against the other, including the use of military equipment, spying, economic sanctions, or any other actions that could be considered an act of war. Article IV. Winter is Coming! Upon the eventual invasion of a Pack’s hunting grounds by the undead legions of the White Walkers, the other Pack is obligated to come to the aid of the attacked party, using any and all means necessary, including obsidian, Valyrian steel, and RS-24 Yars ICBM's, should the attacked request assistance. Article V. Blood and Fire! In the event that one pack wishes to go Aegon on a third party, the other pack has the option, but is not obligated, to assist the former using any means deemed appropriate. Article VI. Blood Magic In the case that either Pack wishes to be released from its blood pact, it must begin the appropriate blood magic 72 hours before the desired end date. Signed for Sparta, Faroah, Archagetai DeathAdder, Basileus ForSparta, Archephor Jessica Rabbit, Ephor of Lykoi Cazaric, Ephor of Philoxenia Wilhelm the Demented, Ephor of Mesoa MrGed, Elder of Philoxenia ComradeVader007, Elder of Mesoa and Master of all that is Beardly whitetigger, Advisor Ghux, Archagetai's tool Enzos, signed for 100 tech Signed for Alpha Wolves, Malakarlian- Alpha Wolf Al Bundy- Beta Wolf (Foreign Diplomat) Ric Rast- Delta Wolf (Domestic Diplomat) Airindale -Sentinel Wolf (Minister of Defense)
  5. Congratulations to those elected! It's been fun to work with all those leaving office, Cent will surely be missed. We should all have a nice sit down in my liquor cabinet. ;)
  6. Welcome guys, I will never say no to another GoT themed AA. Until they overrun us. Then nuke them. Nuke them all. :mellow: Welcome to the cesspit that is Planet Bob lads, good to have you.
  7. Congratulations guys, I'm a personal fan of both themes
  8. Congratulations guys. Here's to two more.
  9. Using a nation that's been sitting inactive for the better part of it's history isn't much of an example of an entire alliance. I assure you, now I'm very excited to pick those numbers up in the coming wars. If you're trying to compare dick sizes here, I trust you can appreciate me not indulging your fantasy.
  10. I'm looking forward to our new blossoming relationship. May the Grace of the Fluffy Kittens be forever with you.
  11. You guys have fun! We look forward to working with you to further promote peace and harmony.
  12. Hey guys, glad to play along with you. Cuddles all around! o/ WFF o/ FKPH o/ Mutual NAP
  13. Welcome to TE you guys! We look forward to getting to know each other further through the bounds of our treaty.
  14. Awww, now he's resorting to criticizing my individual nation. What's next, going to start mocking my mother? I remember when I was in middle school. :popcorn:
  15. Well lads, you've done an excellent job of making fools of yourselves without any additional help from me, so I think I'll leave you to it then. :popcorn: Just an additional point, if you actually have legitimate problems with us, address us personally. That's how "communication" actually works. Don't go around on treaty posts announcing your political grievances like little tools, it only makes you look petty. Once again, thanks for all the well wishes, I'm excited to see where this new friendship will further take us. Doxa Sparta! o/ Sparta o/ DBDC
  16. One can practically feel the butthurt in the air. Please, don't let me stop you, throw some more tantrums. I'm sure you're enjoying the attention,
  17. Alright, let's break this expert analysis down to its roots and see what you have accomplished by posting here. Starting off strong with a personal attack on DA, definitely a very good start to a reasonable discussion about opposing viewpoints... Yes, our taking the brunt of the heat in two consecutive wars is clearly us working against your block without subtlety, well put. <_< NpO cancelled on us? That's a good one. We've had discussions about leaving XX ever since Disorder, and we outright told you that we were planning on doing so during Doom. And we also made it well known exactly who it was that pulled the final straw for us (Cough.. cough..). Really? You sure sound happy. Your need to come over here and write essays on how you hate Sparta definitely shows how happy you are. I'm sure you couldn't care less. Clearly. Going off of that, I find great irony in you stating how unhappy you've been with our past alliance. Because I do personally recall going over and chatting with a good deal of you during Doom and being told what good allies we are. Hell, even when we made our intentions to leave XX known you've had nothing but the best wishes for us. Now, all of a sudden Sparta "lacks character and is not worth anything to anyone, ever"? There's more salt in your 5 paragraphs than in the Dead Sea itself. Amen to that Polar. Now don't you have some allies to burn? Go take your new-found hate somewhere where someone actually cares, thanks.
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