Keysariyt Hanssen

Based on the !@#$show this thread has already begun descending into, that probably would've been a better call.

This thread thus far: People in micros that have no idea what they're talking about. People attempting to reason with said people.

This is truly the epitome of irrelevance.

What a horrible treaty.

Funnily enough, people weren't boring and miserable in the first few years of those statistics. It's a result, not a cause.

Being boring and miserable is quite nice, though. In the world that is Planet Bob, it seems to be quite effective. I haven't seen a reason to abandon it.

Spotted hyenas have a highly vulnerable pack mentality that prevents them from truly taking over anything that isn't a medium-sized ungulate. Their inability to function without being a completely co-dependent group leaves them open to being easily separated and killed off. Which is how every single predator deals with them. Striped hyenas are just useless scavengers that nobody pays attention to.

Thank you, irrelevant micro. Sincerely, irrelevant macro.

I care not, for this is a public space.

It's very enjoyable how easily words intended to rile you have done so. This doesn't make you any more relevant, though.

Wrong guy (guys? I don't think we ever confirmed that either way).

I don't see why you'd think I would care about them. You should ask my allies and friends how often I call them irrelevant. You should ask them how irrelevant all of this is, whilst you're there.

That requires significantly more effort and thought than they’re able to provide.

I stumbled in here by mistake, thinking Maine's thread had been replied to. We only do things that matter.

My, there is a lot of ego stroking from certain micro leaders in this thread. It might be worth reminding all of you that micros are irrelevant. Carry on.

Like all terrible alliances, they give their members options. I'm glad you went to all that effort writing that out in a contradictory fashion to end up saying exactly the same thing as I did.

That's a very good way to make it sound like you actually do sanction it. The part worth emphasising is the alliance, not the fact that they are pending. Most alliances worth their salt protect applicants. Edit: Damn it Franz.

I beg to differ. o/ GATO, you old fart.

I like seeing a war end with more war.

As I explained to you previously, "Intragovernmental communication is probably alien to you. We practice it."

You do realise that I don't run the Reich, right? That I have two far more experienced superiors that have to sign off on my work?

Excellent. I repeatedly ask for evidence of things that you claim, and your retort is that it is clear that I am a liar and I am distorting things. I am so, so glad you've proven to the peanut gallery how truly wrong I am. Just to be clear, the Reich has never had most of the active populace of the planet publicly approving of its actions, as far as I am aware. If I'm doing anything to our "brand", I'm improving it.

You aren't proving how I am a compulsive liar by just repeating "you are a liar". Please explain how I provoked and escalated this war? You were the one that didn't even try to approach NoR about sanctions before this started. Sir Kindle caused the entirety of this war by jumping the gun on your orders. Please provide clear evidence that either I personally or the Nordreich wanted this war. There is no power trip and there is no delusion. You are in dire straits, as evidenced by the existence of this very thread, where you've tried to coerce alliances that are demolishing you out of the conflict by offering them white peace. We are not. Your place as the failing aggressor is based on fact, as is ours as holder of all the cards. The only damage to NoR is a slight lull in growth due to having brand new nations in peace mode; not to mention the obvious PR boost that is coming from "fighting" you. Aevrum, on the other hand, stands to lose everything.

Please explain to Bob how you draw that conclusion, and how it isn't ad hominem.

You know exactly what you said, and where you said it.