King Timmy

How about we bring in the 75% with out a valid CB rule so all of us that are more than 25% lower than the big nations don't have to worry about it.

[quote name='KaiserMelech Mikhail' timestamp='1322841793' post='2859398'] Yes, but 1/3 of all duck sex is rape. [/quote] Even more reason why his chickens don't stand a chance.

[quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1322836115' post='2859355'] Some roasted chicken would be pretty damn good right about now to be honest. It'll be the only decent thing to come out of this RP. [/quote] My roasted duck it technically superior to your roast chicken. It tastes 10 times better and your inferior chicken wouldn't stand a chance against it. Ducks are far better at flying and can even land on water.

A zepplin wouldn't be a huge target though as the radar would pass straight through the balloon, as long as you kept the compartment beneath small enough it would be basically invisible to radar.

How about nations that lock their stats see a gradual decrease in those saved stats, like you lose happiness in peacemode. For every day you're locked you lose a certain precentage (0.5, 1, not a huge amount) of your stats. This would continue to decrease until you come out of lock. This way people can't just stay locked forever and not bother rebuilding their nation and they also don't get a single massive stat decrease, it's a more gradual one.

Indeed. It took a troll to care.

Just then, Blarfnarf, an alien from a galaxy far far away noticed all the commotion and teleported the invaders into space where they would all die due to lack of alcohol.

A memorial to William Wallace was placed in the concourse of each airport to calm the Scots down with an equally patriotic song on the bagpipes being played in the background. Most Scots would be moved to tears within seconds.

Ear plugs were handed out to all members of staff and law enforcement at the airports. Cher songs were then played on repeat at excessive volume levels to drive back the invading holiday makers.

Due to the added tax we shall make sure our nations companies remove all trade from any nation that signs this 'doctrine'.

[quote name='USMC123' timestamp='1321561302' post='2845984'] Someone edit this pic to say FEAR and it sums up the OP quite well. [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41795_2246940292_1172_n.jpg[/img] [/quote] [IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2751/fearw.jpg[/IMG] Like that?

I think it falls into the some stuff happened category.

It was created. Some stuff happened. We are where we are now. The end.

[IMG]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4163/overclockers.png[/IMG] As most people thought we had fallen into the realms of non-existence.

[quote name='George Gordy' timestamp='1321459940' post='2845538'] Why don't you do it yourself? [/quote] This guy has no fear... ironic?

[quote name='George Gordy' timestamp='1321423517' post='2845417'] This is very serious [/quote] Why so serious, son?

Yay us! <3 CoJ

The United Republic of Akdeniz hereby extends recognition of this new state and welcomes diplomatic relations between us.

The United Republic of Akdeniz - King Timmy

Be advised, if we get forced to RP these sort of events I will RP an asteroid the size of asia that would kill all life on earth impacting.

No thanks, next question.

[quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1318900046' post='2827468'] Timmy and/or Shammy, I can't figure out A: where you're attacking me and B: if you're attacking me at all. Mind putting your posts into simple speak so I can make an effective reply? [/quote] It was pretty self explanatory in the post to be honest. So far I have launched 48 missiles, each with 12 warheads at radar, AA and other military installations and am about to send an invading force.

[quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1318685539' post='2825603'] Timmy, I'm really not too sure what the hell you're doing. Mind explaining it to me? [/quote] So far I have: 1) Sunk your ship 2) Lied about it and declared war on you 3) Launched missiles

[quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1318644602' post='2825362'] "The deliberate cyber-terrorism attack on a Public Elementary School by the State of Texas has not gone unnoticed. We Nevar Forget..." /b/ [/quote] OOC: As you have no nation you can't have a public school. Just saying.

[quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1318565969' post='2824605'] "Another example of why Texas is a terrible excuse for a nation." -Blogger [/quote] *** Classified *** The ip address of the blogger was traced and a large DDOS attack was launched against them by the cyber warfare division of the Secret Intelligence Service.