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Chewy wakes up to the smell of vomit and sex with a massive headache and no pants. Uuuuuhhh...What...what happened last night? Where are my pa...Wait. Oh God someone else is here.... pleaseletitbeachickpleaseletitbeachickpleaseletitbeachick Chewy rolls over to see WTF sleeping next to him.

This makes me CENSORED in my CENSORED. I mean if this were a CENSORED I'd be CENSORED CENSORED like the CENSORED of CENSORED. Because man, CENSORED is the best CENSORED CENSORED anyone could ever get. And really, thats not too far off, with FCC being the CENSORED CENSORED that they are. I CENSORED you FCC.

This announcement isn't at all funny.

Welcome to the party, suckers.

I'm feeling lazy, so I'm just going to quote what I said in that other thread. I doubt anyone actually saw it anyway.

These erections have giving me an erection. Congrats to those erected. And all you guys act like you're surprised by IRON failing at this. Did anyone really expect them, of all alliances, to not blow this? In fact, I propose we change the "1 to 10" scale to the "IRON to Fark" scale. For example, on a scale of Iron to Fark, how bad was the movie Waterworld? The answer is obviously Iron. Or alternatively, we can change 'EPIC FAIL" to just "IRON." Example: I guess the point of all this is that this level of ineptitude should be completely expected from this alliance. /iron is a terrible resource

Yea, three years is ok i guess. I mean it's no four years or anything. But you take what you can get I suppose.

yea well so's your face

oh, hello

...It is the east, and Guru Order is the sun!

I clicked this expecting to get a bigger p3Ni5(!1!!) and am leaving greatly disappointed.

defense....offense....who cares as long as it's in the name of blowin' !@#$ up.

edit to avoid an e-lawyer's wrath: kill 'em all, RIA!

Confirming Aquahog. Engaging.

Wooo! Smash 'em up good! Superfriends

Go get 'em, boys!

Newt....you....you HUSSY!

Sorry. We're much more worried about our blue penis projects, pigs and water, and FLF movements

Gave up? I'm pretty sure we accomplished every single goal we set out for. Here's the full list of them to refresh your memory: 1. Don't disband 2. Have a rockin' good time. And although it did kinda suck to have a viceroy, Daemon Vower pretty much kept his nose out of our business for the most part. We might as well have been free from the signing. So we kinda lucked out there. I guess the point of all this is this: we're here, goons ain't. /Please continue to suck it. edit: janquel beat me

Hey guys! You all remember when GOONS disbanded and Fark didn't? Man that was awesome. /Suck it

I FOR ONE DO NOT WELCOME OUR NEW OVERLORDS! THE TRYANNNY AND OPPRESION HAS GONE ON TOO LONG! A NEW TIME IS AT HAND! FPLF FOREVER! MAY WE FOREv.dngvbnnnnnnn . excuse me. i do not know what got into me. i love our new council. may they rule for a thousand years. i am but a lowly worm in the aura of their magnificence. goodbye for now friends. i am needed in the mines.

Goooood. Gooooood.

Not one day in and we're already heading to war. What a week... Anyway, I'm not sure of all the details, just that we're marching against the Reds. Not that I'm too heartbroken for them or anything. I never did trust them, and the less of them the better. It would just be nice to know why. Maybe they had something to do with the aardvark attack? I dunno. I've been fitted with the standard issue M-24 mandibles (Flesh Cutters, we call them) and wow are they nice. Nothing like those pea-cutters I had as a guardsman. You could slice through the hard part of a ladybug's $@! without breaking a sweat with these things. Still though, I'm kinda worried. The only training I've had was a live-fire exercise on an already dead caterpillar earlier today. And now I'm expected to charge into battle against trained killers. On the other hand I've got some real hard asses surrounding me. These guys have seen some !@#$. You hear about the 10 inch stare, but until you actually see it in some of these vets...Wow. I'm glad they'll be there to lead the way. There's a lot of guys like me though: young, inexperienced, and scared !@#$less. You know this will be the first time I've ever left the colony's protective radius? Probably the same for a bunch of the others. A lot of them probably won't be coming back either... I just hope it's not all for nothing. Ah...but no time for those thoughts. The first scouting reports are trickling in and the orders to move could come at any second. Time to suit up. Keep us in your thoughts.

I was on the other side of the colony when it all happened. Even at that great distance though, I could hear the screams of terror and death echoing through the tunnels. It's not something I'll soon forget. I wanted to run to them and see what I could do to help, but being a guard, it was my sworn duty to protect the queen's private waste room that day. A lot of soldiers died fighting the aardvark and to replenish the ranks, a lot of us guardsmen are being reassigned to full soldier status. I've been told my duties start tomorrow I'm pretty worried about that. I mean sure we have a reputation for being pretty bad $@!, but really my job description pretty much involves keeping larvae off the queen's lawn and bored workers from carving graffiti into the tunnel walls. I don't know if I'm cut out for the life of a soldier. But, I do what I must for the good of the colony. For now, I've been assigned to assist the workers in the clean up. It's....pretty bad. I found the head of #16224 under a pebble. He was a pretty good friend of mine. I put his head into the food stores. It's what he'd have wanted. It's like that all over: legs, antennae, mandibles....just all over. I'm glad I only have to do this for today. It's just too much.

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