chewy milk

Hello Elcid. Everything you have heard is true. Especially me being rich and handsome. The way that you join is the be !@#$%*in' and totally rad and stuff. Are you bad enough to join? That my friend is up to you. Choose wisely

[quote name='Corinan' date='17 May 2010 - 12:42 PM' timestamp='1274114545' post='2301277'] If I were in Fark I'd be looking to make a hasty exit as well. [/quote] I KNOW right? You know, you should join my alliance. Our motto is "Fark is stupid and stinks and totally has cooties and stuff." It's actually engraved on all our government buildings and hard currency. Oh and p3, you started it

Luck? Where we're going we don't need.....luck. [img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4614097621_9d377e4f78_o.gif[/img]

[quote name='SWAT128' date='15 May 2010 - 12:53 PM' timestamp='1273942402' post='2298837'] I'd join you if I wasn't already in another alliance. [/quote] Honestly, I don't know if you have what it takes to be a CHEWYNAUGHT, so it's ok. I still like you though. [i]Like[/i] like you

[quote name='Millencolin' date='15 May 2010 - 03:17 AM' timestamp='1273907850' post='2298462'] Was going to raid you like I'm supposed to do as an unjust \m/ember, but you're too small. [/quote] I can start to grow if you like. I try to be as accommodating as I can to everyone. Some people say it's one of my faults actually; attempting to be everything to everyone, too nice and whatnot. But what do they know. I'm the one with all the friends.

Why WOULDNT you be interested in that? Pervert.

OH HEY And here's another [nice] from my back catalog, in honor of you. [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3518/3705745712_a238039866_o.jpg[/img]

[size="7"][b][center]OFFICIAL DISPATCH FROM THE CHEWYNAUGHTS[/center][/b][/size] [center][/center] Sup. Basically I made a new alliance. You want in? It's cool if you do. I mean I'm not gonna try to force you or anything, but man we are gonna have like the best time if you do. But still, if you don't that's totally cool too. Anyway if you're interested just toss an application my way, my people will probably look over it, and I will get back to you as soon as I feel like it. Anyway, I should get goin. So, uh, yeah there you go. Oh and here's a picture I made that describes us: [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3657/3556182572_7e7b0ec505_o.jpg[/img] Do you like it? I hope so. It's funny AND topical, cause like thats the creation and this is also the creation of the alliance. Ok. Well. Bye.

[quote name='Ivan Moldavi' date='09 April 2010 - 04:05 PM' timestamp='1270843531' post='2254560'] I am fairly certain that even you could infer what I meant in my comment. But, yes, you have. [/quote] Oh wait you meant that GOD would attack you and we'd help? haha well this is a little embarrassing. I was way off. but yea thats totally going to happen.

[quote name='Ivan Moldavi' date='09 April 2010 - 03:27 PM' timestamp='1270841257' post='2254524'] Actually, I think it will be the MADP with GoD that will do that. [/quote] Wait, so actually we've been the monster this whole time? What a twist! [img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/7/7f/Scary_door_3.jpg[/img]

I am somewhat torn on this. This was a horrible move by both polar and fark. It was one that was from the very beginning calculated, planned, and aimed squarely at the Sith for no other reason than to prod them. It is definitive proof that we have become the monster we have for so long feared... On the other hand, [img]http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll270/sweetchinmusical/WelcometoFark-Dawson.jpg[/img] /Yeeees. Let the tears flow through you.

This thread is relevant to my interests.

Good luck Silence. Thanks for the well wishes everyone else. Especially Corinian. He's my favorite because he's always so spot on.

Congratulations NSO!

[quote name='Corinan' date='03 March 2010 - 12:04 AM' timestamp='1267589299' post='2212234'] Oh I get it, "erections" instead of "elections." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MAN THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY! YOU GUYS ARE CLEVER!! [/quote] wait. you mean this whole time this has been an a about pe... jesus i thought I knew you fark.... thank you corinian for opening my eyes to this. you wouldnt happen to be accepting new members for NSO would you?

[quote name='fallin' date='05 February 2010 - 01:38 AM' timestamp='1265348339' post='2160575'] Chewy, have I told you lately how much I love you? [/quote] No you haven't! But you know, there's a certain way you could express that love....

Mmm. Beer. Hello again IRON.

In celebration of this announcement, the people of Pendleton Republica are offering an amazing one time offer:

A truly terrifying government. I am literally scared for the future of farkistan. /These guys are awful //I'm not joking.

Suck it, Fireguy!

This announcement has given such a raging blok that I almost cant stand it. brb, working it out.

Dudes, check out this side booby

Aw those guys again? Weak dude....hella weak. /also, the whole 'all farkers have cubicles' thing is a lie. I have an octogonicle.

The fact that so many of you suggest that we stop trying to have fun and be more serous is incredibly offensive to me! I am outraged! Humiliated even! Also, The difference between 2 and 3 ply is inconsequential. One's true test of worth comes from the way one hangs one's roll. While many instinctually subscribe to the "over the top" method, it is the man of knowledge and wisdom who chooses to go "behind the back."

Beer reviews (and really, they didnt HAVE to be over beer) humiliating? With ulterior political motives behind it? Comparisons to "kissing Fark's feet?" And calls for less honesty? Really? I think a lot of you don't really get the concept of Farkistan. Though I guess if this is the only stuff you guys can find to complain about I guess we did pretty good.