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in b4 the need to epically facepalm

*golf clap*

Its all really perspective on terms. By saying to a nation, "you can't join x alliance or we'll go back to war with you", is much different from saying, "hey x alliances, you're not allowed to accept this nation into your alliance" If the term were put into place, there'd be nothing stopping you from accepting the nation into the alliance, but you would be taking on the baggage of a terms violator and them possibly being put into a state of war which would be a diplomatic nightmare which would have been easily avoided by not accepting the person in the first place.

wait... that's not right. no that's not it either umm... o\ hali? /falls back on old farkage //slashies

We're planning nothing. The Ultrafarkistani front on the otherhand...

SPAI! Someone will pay for leaking our erections before the... well actually right on time. /we would have told you eventually.

While we have a treaty with iFok, Farkistan has no interestin purple politics. Have fun with whatever it is you're doing in here though.

all that needs ot be said for you wicked.

GBPP /for the people in the know, shhh!

this announcement is lacking in Sky, Green, & Chick. I am saddened. Ahh but there is some Dr. Dan o\ hali? to a good looking bunch.

I see how it is. You upstage our boobie treaty with a treaty talking about threesomes. o\ hali? TOP and OMFG

....err. MDoaP The Dark Fist Farkistan Question and Answer Session Mutual Defense Optional Assault Pact. 1) What is this? This is a Mutual Defence (Optional Attack) Pact between Farkistan and Dark Fist 2) What's it do? It does your basic stuff of most treaties. You've got your basic PIAT stuff such as peace between the two, Sharing of intelligence between the two if stumbled upon, Sending of aid, via the form of financials for rebuilding or tech deals etc. We've also got defensive clauses which say if you attack one, you're basically attacking the other. These kinds of treaties let the rest of Planet Bob know that the alliances have people in their corner and to think twice before getting drunk and attacking at random. (It also gives the option, that if one alliance goes to war, the other can be invited to join, at their discretion.) 3) What doesn't it do? What this treaty doesn't do is infringe upon each others sovereignty. Fark is Fark and Dark Fist is Dark Fist. It also doesn't mean that Dark Fist and Fark are treatied for life. 4) it doesn't? Nope. Most of the time a treaty has a clause that the treaty partners can opt out at a future date. This normally include stipulations like giving notice to a certain time, usually 48 to 72 hours and then promises of not taking aggressive actions against one another for another 48 to 72 hours. 5) Why isn't this treaty funny. Not all treaties have to be. But in the interest of keeping form, a small bird named after female figures of male attention. 6) Don't treaties usually need signatures? Right you are. For Fark Subby Quad (what is this?) Squirrel DCAMID (Its a treaty.) SotC Yak (Where's my gin?) Jim (Right where you left it.) Fireguy (what is this again?) Kahiel (*Facepalm*) Mayo (I'm newbie gov and I know that this is MDoAP between Darkfist and Fark, jeez guys) For DarkFist Daikos, The Flying Penis Starcraftmazter, Head of Causing Diplomatic Incidents Martinius, The 'NO U' Guy

o\ hali? Grats on the treaty.

*drives through with a truck load of bowling balls and a pitchfork* /obscure?

at least fark's embassy clearing was for something important. /ooo // ya wapa