youwish959

[quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1311922180' post='2766795'] So why did you sign the treaty then? [/quote] In the interest of mutual defense.

[quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1311921843' post='2766788'] Tetris is tied to MN, who have close ties to VE iirc, and to VE itself. VE has close ties with SF. Given that NSO pride themselves on being ~strategic~ etc, this is the most likely explanation for why they established the relationship and signed the treaty. [/quote] This is so unbelievably off base I cannot come up with a witty remark.

[quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1311921438' post='2766783'] Interesting treaty. It was always obvious the Orders would go for SF though. OOC: I even hope they succeed. [/quote] You are the epitome of "idiot". You should quit reading between the lines.

[center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/0/01/NSOWhite.png[/img][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/8/82/Tetriss.png[/img][/center] [quote][b]Introduction[/b] The New Sith Order and Tetris are very similar alliances. One of our similarities is that we like each other (another one is that we hate most of you but that's neither here nor now). We like each other so much that we decided to sign this treaty that will probably result in a lot of “lolwut” and “no u didn't”. Honestly I don't really know why people expected better of either of us though. Anyways, here goes. [b]Article I: Peace is a Cake[/b] NSO and Tetris recognize that a high score means working together, and therefore will not engage in hostilities against their partners in crime. This includes unpausing the game while the other is on the toilet. [b]Article II: Impending Doom[/b] Both signatories will inform the others if they come across information that may be pertinent to interruption of respective world domination plans. [b]Article III: Aid is for the Weak[/b] Line blocks and lightsabers should be given to help the weaker, crappier alliance if they have found themselves to have failed. This is not mandatory, but is recommended in the spirit of this union. [b]Article IV: The Good Stuff[/b] Should one of the signatories be subject to attack, the New Sith Order and Tetris hereby agree to mutually defend one another by any means requested. This includes all manner of things like coalition channels, 3AM queries, and blaming Youwish. Should one of the signatories be subject to attack for fighting due to the obligations of another treaty (which is unlikely because we're both bound to get rolled at some point for our own dumb actions), the mutual defense clause of this treaty will be considered optional. [b]Article V: eLawyers[/b] Both signatories reserve the right to use their heads and request that the not-being-attacked alliance stays out of the conflict, in spite of the obligatory nature of this treaty. The not-being-attacked alliance should respect the wishes of their partner, but is not obligated to. The intelligent would see this as pretty common sense behavior, but the OWF is in no way intelligent. [b]Article VI: Extermination[/b] Should either party feel the need to end this marvellous treaty, handcrafted by Varianz and Hereno themselves over a pair of hot keyboards, they may spit in the face of our efforts and choose to end our time together. Reasons will be given in private for such blasphemy, and this treaty will continue to matter for 72 hours after the cessation of said awkward breakup conversation. [b]New Sith Order:[/b] youwish959, Emperor Rayvon, Dark Lord Anthony, Sith Lord Doppelganger, Sith Lord Varianz, Sith Lord Trekwiz, Master of Lies [b]Tetris:[/b] selena gomez, game developer pollard, acting game developer hereno, programmer of foreign affairs ali5541, programmer of internal affairs usmc123, programmer of game patent dane0, programmer of line completion game councilors: archer, granat, rhaemyr[/quote]

So, when are you disbanding?

Someone needs to buy the game off of Kevin.

I will miss having Exodus by our side, yet I am happy to see them break their chains.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1311687756' post='2764118'] I opened this with excitement of a NSO-GOONS ODP, but then you disappointed me. NSO [/quote] Go hard or go home.

[quote name='Avakael' timestamp='1311669709' post='2764027'] Explain the premiere reference? [/quote] All great shows need a party before the premiere.

[quote name='Avakael' timestamp='1311669141' post='2764023'] GOD rolls you both at [s]2.4[/s] 2.8m, got it. [/quote] Did you party hard for the premiere?

[quote name='Dexomega' timestamp='1311656069' post='2763906'] I came looking for "Get rolled" jokes and was not disappointed. [/quote] I came looking for "Get $%&@ed" jokes and was not disappointed.

[quote name='RePePe' timestamp='1311655834' post='2763896'] Growth milestones are always something to be proud of. Congratulations. [/quote] I concur completley, statistics are what make the world go round!

[center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/0/01/NSOWhite.png[/img] [img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/46/nsoannouncementbanner.png[/img] The New Sith Order has passed 2,000,000 nation strength. You may continue kissing our feet.[/center]

I just ordered Corinan to send them secret aid. Your check for $90,000,000 is in the mail!

Doppelganger you are no less than a saint among the great men and women of the New Sith Order.

[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1309917546' post='2749912'] I do not joke. [/quote] Too bad. We do.

Looks like an obvious joke to me.

[quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1309908054' post='2749764'] I agree with this. NPO has demonstrated many times that it cares little about its allies and Legion are no exception. [/quote] This is a falsity, I know that for a fact.

[quote]Well when ~80% of CN hates Legion, NSO sees a good opportunity for a PR Stunt and to get on "The other side" of the treaty web. Good show, NSO.[/quote] Yes, we are obviously trying to get to the other side of the treaty web because Legion decided to slander my government. What a thorough analysis! No wonder you were DMoFA for MCXA, Zenith and MoFA for TIO. [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1309821871' post='2748826'] Seeing as its obvious The Legion wouldn't be able to win the war, NSO showed more balls when poaching from GPA, TDO, and WTF.[/quote] The matter is closed, there will be no war unless The Legion wishes to make such. [quote]The Legion started this because you spied on them, and they vocalized it. If any alliance of Doomhouse spied on NSO, we'd see more than one thread about it. [/quote] Not one member state of the New Sith Order has spied on The Legion. And there has been approximately five threads on this matter now.

[center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/0/01/NSOWhite.png[/img] [img]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/46/nsoannouncementbanner.png[/img][/center] The New Sith Order does not condone spying by her members on foreign alliances. However much like many other alliances out there we feel that freedom of information is an important ideal to hold. As such when The Legion approached the New Sith Order with talks of resolving the situation between our two alliances our stance did not change; we look for some type of compensation for the baseless slander made against our government and we cannot divulge the names of those brave rebels who spied against The Legion. To release the names of those brave rebels would not only be a violation of the trust they placed in the New Sith Order but also a desecration of the ideals the New Sith Order holds so dearly. I am not willing to ruin and debase the good name of the New Sith Order for The Legion. Under no circumstances is the New Sith Order obligated to provide intelligence to The Legion; if we wanted to share intelligence with them we would sign a PIAT. Furthermore The Legion requested that the New Sith Order pressure our members to not post spy reports. I being a reasonable man would have been able to accept this slight degradation of our strong held ideals of freedom of information and freedom of speech, if only we could put this issue to rest with a simple apology for the blatant, baseless, false slander of Sith Lord Varianz. Even though The Legion has admitted to the wrong they have as of yet been unable to publicly admit that wrong and apologize for said wrong; as such in the interests of freedom of information the New Sith Order considers this matter closed. [spoiler]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Sabcat Island. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 10 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $22,059,507 Technology: 110.83 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/4/2011 5:38:15 AM Trade Partners: Minecraft, Great ottime, Volseck, Jakulia, Wensteria Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]

At the current rate NSO is going either you or RV will be NSO emperor in a few months. You boys just sit tight with NSO. Turn around your mess before you even begin talking about others. You are incredibly misinformed.

[quote name='Il Impero Romano' timestamp='1309715952' post='2747771'] No $%&@ off for me too? [/quote] I would never tell an esteemed gentleman with such poise and grace to "$%&@ off".

[quote name='Il Impero Romano' timestamp='1309714907' post='2747759'] Such poise and grace, all while managing to be so cool and edgy. Bravo. [/quote] Coming from yourself this is laughable at best.

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309710857' post='2747705'] He was also drunk [/quote] I am sober now, and Solaris can still $%&@ off. I'm not sure why I should mince words, play nice, or even care when it comes to the VE; sober or not.

[quote name='Solaris' timestamp='1309675847' post='2747520'] An Order knows the true nature of an Order. And they probably don't get along, because they're all way too trustworthy by design. [/quote] I'm not sure who you are, but judging from your alliance affiliation, you can $%&@ off.