Shadow Slayer

Well, MK endorsing spying isn't anything new I guess.

[quote name='EgoFreaky' timestamp='1338528417' post='2975551'] Crap still stuck with Shadow... [/quote] Still working on that. [quote name='Biff Webster' timestamp='1338533838' post='2975603'] Congratulations guys. It took me weeks to get over the absence of RI5. [/quote] There is a fix for that. Just follow these instructions: http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=35417.0

[quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1337572104' post='2970123'] Well this is awkward... [/quote] Just sign here

o/ Deinos o/ RIA o/ GOD o/ CSN o/ R&R o/ SF

I love everything about this!

Xiph and Brehon 2012?

Didn't expect this so soon.

Well said, Balder.

I love everything about this.

I'm loving everything about this. o/ NAAC

[quote name='the rebel' timestamp='1334349772' post='2952404'] Can't say that I'm surprised about this development <insert random LOLgoon comment> but its funny to see Unknown Smurf a loud spokesman during this conflict run to POW status as soon as PB enters the field, must of lost his mojo. [/quote] I noticed that too

Happy hunting guys, hopefully you can get some heat off of GOONS.

I'm incredibly upset at this announcement. Nascar, you've failed me for the last time.

[quote name='Xiphosis' timestamp='1333505388' post='2948081'] That's the joke. [/quote] I didn't think the OWF did humor.

[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1333452232' post='2947775'] Congratulations Liz and Xiphosis! [/quote] This is about Leo. Not Xiphosis.

[center][img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/071/c/c/cactuar_Love_by_ikklesammy.jpg[/img][/center] Today, Ladies and Gentlemon, we gather to celebrate the marriage between the Head of State of the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and the Captain Planet of the Cactuar Order. The event is expected to draw crowds in the millions. Large screens will project a live feed of the event -- only high ranking dignitaries will be allowed to attend in person, some of which we've detailed below. Triumvir Shadow Slayer will be the best man at the wedding. He's held the Triumvir position for six months now, and was recently elected for a second term. Although serving with Shadow has led to some incidents, in general the two get along. Recent polls showed that the public is highly suspicious he played a part in Shadow's recent disappearance. With Shadow making an appearance at the wedding however, many of those concerns have been laid to rest. [center][img]http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj127/desche_weyard/Cactuar_from_Final_Fantasy_by_lunamaxwell.jpg[/img] [i]The esteemed Lord Thunder Strike, who went to spread the word of Cactuar last year, is expected to attend[/i][/center] Head of Military Operations Jenne, recipient of the Medal of 1000-Needles, is expected to make a small appearance, but will not attend the entire ceremony. He will personally lead security for the event, a responsiblity he takes incredibly seriously. He recently led the Random Insanity Alliance through the The Grudge War, and recieved glowing praise from citizens for his handling of the conflict. Reports also confirm that Ogaden, who was recently raised to the title of Head of Economics, will be in attendance. Ogaden replaced Brian, who chose to retire. Ogaden has served in many different capacities over the years, and brings plenty of experience to the Cabinet. When asked if he was excited about his return to office, he said only "yeah man." C-zom, the Head of Foreign Affairs, will also be returning from abroad to attend the wedding. C-zom has been doing a fantasic job of reaching out to other alliances on Planet Bob, and has stated he plans to continue his work over the next few months. A Cabinet veteran as well, his presence is reassuring to Cactuar citizens. Of course, the event organizer Apophis775 will be present at the wedding. As the Head of Internal Affairs, it is his duty to ensure the wedding goes on without a hitch. Should anything happen, his punishment will be most severe. He's taken the unspoken threat to heart, and has worked tirelessly for months in order to ensure the entire process proceeds smoothly despite Brian's best efforts to see him humiliated. After the ceremony, a press conference will be held in which Apophis775 will discuss his narrow win against Snowbound Milk. Snowbound Milk ran on the platform that his ex-girlfriend isn't putting out anymore, which won over the hearts of many citizens. A rising star in Cactuar politics, rlrcstrnthusiast, is also going to be in attendance. Recently promoted to the Head of Recruitment, a position left unfilled when VL returned to The International, many are looking forward to watching his growth in his newly won position. He'll be returning from Six Flags, where he was celebrating. [center][img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3k2l1mjd21qah32do1_500.jpg[/img][/center] Leo, the groom, is the highest ranking officer in the Random Insanity Alliance. The idol of females all across the planet, many are upset by his recent engagement. "I'm sad, jealous" says Aithne, a member of the RIA. "I might snap mentally." Coming from someone who is already certifiably Insane, you can imagine how dire things are in the Cactuar Capital today. The Cabinet is expected to authorize increased police patrols in order to head off any potential female rioting. [center][img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs39/i/2008/359/8/b/Female_Flash_by_G_e_e_r_s.jpg[/img][/center] Liz, the bride, is the highest ranking officer in the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations. Feared by former opponents, she is well known by almost every citizen of Planet Bob. A hard worker, Liz has always put the people of her alliance before herself. "Liz is the paragon of virility" says Sniper Joe, an adoring fan. "Liz is the archetype of awesome, the embodiment of egotism, an exemplar of excellence, the personification of piety, the quintessence of quality, and the living representation of righteousness." [center][img]https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1801875517/i_Cactuar_by_j3nov4.jpg[/img] [i]Today's Wedding Broadcast is brought to you by the Apple iPod.[/i][/center] Rulers from all over Planet Bob have issued statements on today's wedding. President EgoFreaky issued a statement through his Courier Deer Bambi. Before Bambi delivered it however, he suffered from an attack of extreme stage fright, raised his tail, and ran off. KemMo, from the Nuclear Proliferation League, issued a press conference earlier today while appearing highly intoxicated. He managed to slur out this statement before promptly passing out: [quote]Liz and Leo, what an unusual couple. It's been six years since my life long friend, Leo, introduced me to this thing we call Liz. I've got to be honest with you Liz, when I first met you I didn't only dislike you, but I was quite intimidated by your *cough*.... presence. I've never thought you were good for Leo and I'm almost certain that you're the one who pitches in this relationship. Leo, I love you buddy, but she is just more of a man then you. That said guys, I wish you both the best in life and to be forever happy. Oh and Leo, your mother says hello. CHEERS![/quote] Xiphosis, from the Global Order of Darkness, is widely speculated as to having organized the marriage. Today, he issued this statement: [quote]Literally [i]*expletive*[/i] yourself.[/quote] [center][img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/052/b/1/Cactuar_Life_Guard_by_Haw_ker.jpg[/img][/center] Leo and the love of his life will then depart to the tropics for their honeymoon. There they will enjoy the departure from the responsibility that comes with running the day to day operations of their respective alliances. This trip is something Leo has been hinting at since before the wedding announcement, under the guise of his resignation. The rumor of his resignation spread like wildfire, but he assures us that none of it is based in reality. Unfortunately, upon the joyous couples return, they will be forced to go their separate ways and resume the leadership roles of their respective alliance. While a long distance relationship is certainly a hardship, both have pledged to do everything in their power to make the union last. We hope for their success. [center][img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/088/0/4/Cactuar_Love_Forever_by_squeegoddess.png[/img] [i]Special Wedding Commemorative Stamp[/i][/center] Until next time Planet Bob, this is the Random Insanity Alliance signing off.

Seriously disappointed. Was so hopeful Q_Q

Congrats to both parties!

This was a brilliant decision.

Congrats guys!

Congrats to AirMe!

[quote name='goldielax25' timestamp='1328071501' post='2912243'] It is pretty telling of where your alliance is at if im317 nearly takes Delta's gov spot. [/quote] I'm curious, what state does that put our alliance in your eyes?

[quote name='Biff Webster' timestamp='1328070215' post='2912210'] Needs more Biff Webster. [/quote] I agree. What would RIA be without you

[quote name='Balder' timestamp='1328069533' post='2912194'] I love me some RIA. Grats on the new gov guys. (Except for ShadowSlayer who will join Ego in hell .) [/quote] And we decreed, all his channels will glow Green.

Not sure you guys handled it in the best fashion, but I do think you're in the right. Not sure you'll be able to save a sinking ship though.