Cable77

Handful? Try nearly EVER SINGLE FARKER I'VE TALKED TO over the last two months. People see who is doing the work and they're tired of 5 people standing in the way of progress because they'd rather debate every issue to death. Except when you're passing stupid meaningless FArQ. Like when Rampage managed to sneak onto Council because someone more popular decided not to run and then voted to grant his old position permanent high level access in case he lost the next month. Coincidence that stuff started getting leaked? I think not. Obviously I can't get into everything, but this illustrates the last straw:

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the dissolution of the TotalFark council and the coming of a new age for Farkistan. Farkistan has long had a cancer that has eaten away at our ability to nimbly navigate the political waters of the game; not only through inaction but through incompetence and a complete lack of trustworthiness. The unethical body of career "politicians" that have maintained a vice-like grip on our elections for the past two years have contributed next to nothing towards advancing the alliance but are quick to accept the credit for the work of others. That alone would be tolerable if not for the fact that petty personal vendettas and lack of self-control has time and time again lead to disruption of certain FA efforts and leaks of important information. Regardless of any of their claims to power, I, with the full support of the Farkistan voters, am now wielding supreme executive authority. Our duly-elected Squirrel, 905, supports these changes and has joined me as my second-in-command. Together we will be crafting a new charter and have it ratified very soon. In addition, I will be re-evaluating all appointed positions and making changes as needed to streamline the alliance to best serve the people. We appreciate the support of all our current and soon-to-be treaty partners during this transitional period. Thank you.

Congrats to Pansy!

Always good to be recognized in a crowd

Congratulations Dajobo!

I hope there's a 401k

Terrible news. I've really liked Jack for years and I don't know of anyone in Farkistan that didn't enjoy talking to him. A great guy and one I will definitely miss. Condolences to all of FAN from myself and Farkistan. Bye Jack. x 21

AI is safe behind our manmeat shields

Fitting... [img]http://newcdn.pvponline.com/img/comic/pvp20121129a.jpg[/img] Farkers have a lot of experience with anarchy so I guess this just makes sense!

I stopped by to see you last night, Ego. You weren't home!

[quote name='Gingervites' timestamp='1344289824' post='3019243'] That's pretty good Cable, you make it? [/quote] Yes I did. Quick and dirty.

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You go into the battle? Battle goes in the war, you go in the war. Fark's in the war. Our Fark. Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

[quote name='Roadie' timestamp='1339197994' post='2979598'] Bacon cookies. Dipped in beer like Oreos in milk. Come on over. [/quote] This is relevant to my interests.

Congratulations to all?

Congratulations on the five years! To commemorate the occasion, I carved you a little somethin-somethin. [img]http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.86854480.jpg[/img]

I'm glad to see this finally came to fruition. Congratulations to all of you.

Welcome to Cybernations. Do you need paper?

[center][img]http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg[/img] We are not out of paper.[/center]

Color: Aqua [url="http://www.dundermifflinalliance.com"]Dunder Mifflin, Inc[/url] (DMI) - #dundermifflin

that's what she said

Thanks Myworld!

[quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1302135547' post='2685809'] [img]http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/rickygervais.jpg[/img] We did it first~ [/quote] There are multiple branches all over the world.

The best laid plans....

[quote name='Dethkon1' timestamp='1302125491' post='2685710']We're merging with you... [/quote] Good job, Unpronounced, we saved the branch!