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  1. So long and good luck to y'all on your new path! :)
  2. I'll break it down for those concerned that Fark is starting some "vendetta campaign" for the future. I have no problem with WFF personally and generally have no problem with most of the other AA's who have been contacted and asked to suspend tech deals/aid packages being sent to those alliances that Farkistan is currently at war with. If WFF was to come and say that they'll put their deals with the alliances that are at war with Fark on hold until after the war is over, I am more than happy to resolve this reasonably. That's my concern. They (and others) are sending aid and comfort
  3. Since you need a historical lecture of how tech dealing works on this planet... During peacetime: Tech deal to your heart's content! Nobody cares, nobody will bother you about it. During times when war is about to erupt (or has just kicked off and you weren't aware war was coming) and it appears that you or your buyer/seller is about to become involved in this war: Make a note of how much cash/tech you have still yet to send/recieve and contact your seller/buyer informing them of war coming. Suspend the tech deal for now, and then complete or continue it after the war. Main
  4. In all fairness, when you aid an enemy combatant attacking my alliance, that is considered an act of war. This is not out of some desire to destroy WFF or because we "get some sick thrill out of bullying a small alliance." You aided our enemies during wartime, we asked you to knock it off, you refused. There are other AA's guilty of the same criminal act and unless they choose to stop sending aid to the alliances that Fark is at war with, they can expect similar responses. Aiding someone's enemy during wartime has been historically viewed as an act of war for ages on this planet. Th
  5. In response to their attack on our ally, Farkistan hereby declares war on the Orange Defense Network. Wish y'all good luck and hope we have some fun together. -905 Submitter of Farkistan
  6. From: 905@ultrafark****.org Sent: ‎Saturday‎, ‎August‎ ‎16‎, ‎2014 ‎1‎:‎19‎ ‎PM To: Tom@ultrafark****.org Thanks, Tom, for your insightful input. I'll definitely keep the Farkistan/NATO clauses that I bolded in the final treaty though and you can go on a one-way, all expenses-paid trip to the place where the fella with the pointed stick and horns conducts his daily affairs! Regards, -905 Head Programmer/Submitter/Cheese Aficionado ----------------------- From: Tom@ultrafark****.org Sent: ‎Saturday‎, ‎August‎ ‎16‎, ‎2014 ‎1‎:‎19‎ ‎PM To: 905@ultrafark****.org To the Idiot 905,
  7. I shall drink a shot of Tito's Homemade Vodka in his honor tonight... :( All the best to NG and his RL family and friends during this time. Tito was a hell of a guy and he is definitely missed by his CN pals. -905
  8. I recall having the same thing happen to us several years ago and nobody really gave a damn besides RoK and FAN to be honest. Even then, they couldn't do much to stop it when the rest of the coalition demanded it of NoR. Was declaring on STA at the top of my personal list of really fun things to do to piss people off? Hell no. Probably amongst the lowest "fun thing" I could think of next to getting a root canal or a colonoscopy. Coalition warfare is never neat, nor is it ever fully clean. You do the best that you can for your friends and allies, and in this war I can say Fark's not th
  9. For what it is worth, this was just unfortunate business during wartime and nothing more. A move required by the Coalition. Certainly not for pleasure or out of any desire to hit STA. Good luck, STA. I wish you a good war and a speedy peace.
  10. Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Aboooooooooooooooarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd! *huff* *puff* Choo choo! Chug. Chug. Chuga chug. Chuga chuga chug chug. Chuga chuga chuga chuga! Choo choo! Chugachugachugachugachugachugachuga! CHOO! CHOO! Translation: Fark declares war on STA in support of RIA.
  11. MAMA'S OLD TIMEY ORANGE WHIP RECIPE 1 package Cream 4 ounces Orange Juice 1 ounce Rum 1 ounce Vodka Mix well over crushed ice. Enjoy. -+- FARK'S NEW ORANGE WHIP RECIPE 1 ODN 1Fark Watch ODN enter the war. Declare War on ODN with your Polar and NPL buddies. Enjoy.
  12. Pursuant to Fark's anti-ghost policy, as of the posting of this DoW, we have a list of your members and anyone who joins during wartime may be regarded as rogues who will need to seek their own individual peace at the conclusion of this war. This policy will carry over to any other alliance that declares against us during the course of this war.
  13. The acrid smell of smoke wafted through the lunchroom for the second time that period. Mrs. MacGillicuddy's nose twitched slightly as she sniffed the air, detecting the foul odor of gunpowder and burnt paper. Her eyes scanned the lunchroom. For the most part the kids seemed to be enjoying their lunch, well about as much as any kid eating pre-packaged reheated cafeteria food can enjoy their lunch. That'd didn't interest her one bit. As principal of Cable77 Elementary School, Mrs. Mac was scanning the faces, looking for the telltale impish grins, a true sign of the mischievious troublemak
  14. Well, if there's one thing we Farkers love more in this world than a cold glass of beer, it's definitely listening to you run your mouth about our alliance. Sorry, Pard'ner, think you're stuck with us to the end of the world.
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