bart416

Well, technically you're the one that'd be nuking them (assuming you have nukes, I can't be bothered to login to CN to check your nation), so there's that little snag... You keep mentioning IQ, so do tell, what's yours and by which test? We reject your claim to the right to free speech based on the need to protect you from yourself. Spamming our members is considered a valid CB for war. Thank you for playing the NPO CB roulette, please report to the nearest IO for summary execution. Lets to be frank about this: this ain't even a war, not even a scuffle. It is a good idea to fear the poodle! Ever considered that you've been talking to the "NPO leadership" on here?

He shall never be able to live up to NDN/Spazzen's declaration of war on the wrong side during GW1. Honestly, not even worth trying!

That really doesn't matter given how many people you're at war with at once

It's especially interesting how you ordered your spies to perform a "Change Defcon" on someone that was in Defcon 5 and raised their Defcon to 4.

You are missing my point I fear, because you ignore the efforts our Lieutenants and NCOs make to be as corrupt and biased as possible, we feel offended. As a result, NPO Military Command feels we must support DeathAdder's personal vendetta against floor stains. If you desire to resolve this conflict you will have to admit NPO Military Command is far more corrupt than both High Command or DeathAdder's Gulag Management Corporation. Failure to comply will result in us not caring very much, we're too busy roasting interns over the black-ops-cash fueled fire.

Now I feel offended! We try our utmost best to be as corrupt and biased as possible in NPO Military Command, and we don't even get an honorary mention? @andyt2k, the donated aid shall be wisely invested into purchasing tea sets adjusted to meerkat size. Thank you!

Wouldn't this be a more accurate portrayal of you and your nation?

Request denied, we don't publicly televise fly swatting.

Frawley is Dr. Evil's Cousin clearly.

Yes Margrave, but we're now in the future where everything is shiny and bright.

o/ Pacifica More cookies from the red sphere tray for the rest of us. Woohooooo!

Down with Letum's tyranny! Down with the New Pacific Order! Oh wait... *Quickly goes and votes for Frawley*

Well, the worst alliance title comes from the thingy being public, least you could have done was put a password on it... :P

1. LoSS / SNX hands down wins this one. They sucked so much since 2006, and kept it up for 8+ steady years so far and didn't fail to deliver yet again. 2. CCC for bringing the concept of large religious alliances to Planet Bob again. 3. TDO for personal reasons which I won't bother talking about. 4. ICP for getting themselved temporary banned over their infostore app which was public. 5. OLN because lame alliance destroying nazis are never welcome.

I just noticed something funny, I did more damage on my own than the whole of CRAP. LOL

[b]Alliance of the Year:[/b] New Pacific Orer [b]Most Powerful Alliance:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Military:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Rookie Alliance:[/b] [b]Most Powerful Bloc:[/b] [b]Best Flag:[/b] Whatever I'm using [b]Most Active Alliance:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Most Honorable Alliance:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Diplomatic Team:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Economic System:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Recruiting Staff:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Propagandist:[/b] bart416 [b]Scariest Alliance:[/b] Supernova-X [b]Best Alliance Growth:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best War Flag:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Best Forums:[/b] R&R [b]Alliance Most Likely to Succeed in 2015:[/b] New Pacific Order [b]Most Immoral Alliance:[/b] New Polar Order [b]Most Controversial Alliance:[/b] Supernova X [b]Player of the Year:[/b] Maelstrom Vortex [b]Most Powerful Player:[/b] Lord of Darkness [b]Best Alliance Leader:[/b] Letum [b]Most Controversial Player:[/b] Maelstrom Vortex [b]Best Player Sig:[/b] bart416 [b]Best Player Avatar:[/b] bart416 [b]Best Poster:[/b] bart416 [b]Nicest Player:[/b] Iceknave [b]Funniest Player:[/b] Lord of Darkness [b]Most Active Player:[/b] Caladin [b]Player Most Likely to Achieve Greatness in 2015:[/b] Frawley [b]Best New Addition to the Community:[/b] [b]Most Hated Poster:[/b] Tywin [b]Best Declaration of War (Alliance Topic):[/b] [b]Best Declaration of War (in-game war screen):[/b] [b]Best Wall of Text:[/b] [b]Best OWF Topic:[/b] [b]Biggest Controversy:[/b] [b]Funniest Event:[/b] [b]Most Entertaining IRC Channel:[/b] #NPOShadowGovernment [b]Best Treaty Announcement:[/b] [b]Worst Diplomatic Move:[/b] Making me (bart416) a diplomat. [b]Best Player Quote:[/b] [b]Best IRC Log:[/b] <+Blueline> All I can think about is Emma Watson pissing on me in the shower now [b]Largest E-Peen:[/b] Mealstrom Vortex [b]Best Villain:[/b] Maelstrom Vortex [b]Most Missed Player (Player that has gone inactive/quit):[/b] [b]Best WaterCooler Thread:[/b] [b]Worst Alliance:[/b] Supernova X [b]Worst Sphere:[/b] Anything allied to Supernova X [b]Worst Poster:[/b] Tywin [b]Most Annoying Poster:[/b] Tywin [b]Biggest Mouth:[/b] saxasm [b]Biggest !@#$:[/b] Tywin [b]Quietest Power Player:[/b]

Yeah, but if Tywin is in it then we're morally obliged to use them as target practice!

And this is why I'd love to see a graph of number of people in peace mode vs. nation strength for both coalitions... :P

RV having Tywin in an alliance essentially gives everybody a valid CB to declare war on said alliance. So we'd be morally obliged to blow up NSO PoW? :P

If you end up against Maelstrom or me you'll have to rewrite your war guide though :P

We're inflicting way more damage than we are taking though :p

http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_stats.asp?ID=12596&View=Charts Still looks like its dropping quite quickly...

Shooting at random NPO folks during GWI was my first real CN war.

Our Markov chain generator/Tywin not only produces more coherent sentences, it doesn't mention bourgeois every five words. :P But to go back to talking about statistics: its interesting to see how alliance activity reflects the war results.

This is one of the (rare) occasions I find myself agreeing with saxasm on this one. An act of war really depends on whatever you want it to be. I recall there were alliances in the past that considered joke aid of $0.99 to rogues an act of war as well...