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And you completely fail to assess the situation correctly; that'd be the damage if you had to rebuild slowly. Luckily we actually know how to run nations efficiently - unlike you. The reduction in bill cost alone already exceeds 20 mil.

As stated before, your method for assessing damage is seriously flawed.

Nuke turrets in the lower ranges? 🤣 So any and all damage possibly done over the course of a week repaired with 6 mil of aid, give it your best shot.

We reject the evil, at least go for nefarious.

Consider a PM sent to ask how stupid you were back then. We really need to know if this was caused by weed or not.

Which was a valid response given your previous actions towards ourselves, our allies, the members of the red team, and small alliances. lol, you did not fight back in 2008. I suppose you're going to claim you were a member of Vox Populi? (Before you run of making such claims, do realise that I know Starfox from back in CGS/CDS.)

We're waiting on a response from SPATR if you didn't get the gist of what was written above your craptacular post. And you got what you had coming after that PM, you basically doubled down on your foolish behaviour.

You are not their designated diplomat though. And I doubt you can convince Nashorn to show up over here to claim otherwise. Additionally, if you wish to go by international diplomatic law (e.g. Vienna convention) we don't have to accept you at all if it's against our wishes. See above. What are your qualifications for this process? Our emperor keeps pet meerkats and poodles, not monkeys... *shakes his head in disgust* Anyway, we're still waiting for that IQ number. You have proven none of those. You seem to be under the impression that we follow the wild twists of your weed-infused cerebellum, sadly we do not.

You're the only one who claims we're unwilling to end this war. The misunderstanding there is that you think that your little show does any considerable damage. When I stop joking, worry... worry a lot... [ooc]Even after getting flung out of a boat into dirty salt water with a 1 cm wide deep laceration in my arm (seeing your own muscle tissue and veins is "fun") I was still making jokes. So when I stop joking, well, you don't want to be around then... [/ooc] They were addressed in a serious manner, but it's hard to negotiate with someone who doesn't want to. Lets look at this from a neutral point of view: If NPO is already so deceptive and treacherous - and this is widely known according to you - why would any word NPO writes down mean anything? Who's going to stop the evil omnicorp NPO from turning around and attacking SPATR again, and what would the difference be for them versus now? Mirror mirror on the wall

Stop crying. See the last 27 pages, they're still at war by their own choice at this point. Nah, they actually know what they're doing, you on the other hand not so much. You mean a "no terms" peace agreement is an unfair burden? It would be fun to include a line in a peace treaty that specifically states you're the only person who's not allowed to see it! Minions?

I call copyright infringement on you, no proper reference of your citation.

If you can't even answer the simple yes-no question of "are you interested in peace?", there ain't much more left to discuss. And honestly, your ISX career is meaningless, and so was that entire alliance, but that's besides the point. There's no point in much blablabla if you can't even answer simple questions without shouting distrust.

So the offer was initially made in textual form, since I don't think anyone uses Skype for these things, and you claim it wasn't trust worthy? You do realise if they had said yes a more detailed written version of it would be made right? So your entire argument is moot. So honestly, stop blowing smoke because you talked yourself into a corner, and just admit that SPATR doesn't want peace at this point. No one starts peace conversations by sending a completely written peace agreement. Have you ever actually done Foreign Affairs on Planet Bob? I sure have on multiple occasions over the last twelve years, and I can tell you: that ain't how it works. You first just send a message with a quick question and don't do anything until you got a reply to that. You don't spend half an hour writing out a complete text for something that can be answered with "yes/no".

So basically you're saying "we don't trust what you write down, so could you write down what you already wrote and add a line that you won't attack us again."? Wouldn't that be a rather flawed tactic from both ends, from ours since we could actually just keep them at war and not offer peace like we did without raising a word about it? While if we did it your way we'd open ourselves up to a whole lot of drama. It just doesn't make much sense if our original intention is to keep fighting SPATR. And it'd also be flawed from SPATR's, since if they don't trust us, adding that line won't make a difference. It's still just words according to you. Now I'm quite certain, that *if* SPATR was actually interested in peace, they'd be talking to Lord of Darkness and not through you over here. So it'd be brilliant if you would stop making up these dream scenarios. And that Junka, is where you're mistaken. Our goal is not to reduce your infrastructure to zero, in fact we very much like that Nashorn sends you money and you buy infrastructure with it. Our goal is to prevent you from joining another small alliance and starting the drama all over again. Additionally, your attempts at analysing our behaviour do amuse me in a particular way, and I'm certain DeathAdder and many others think about this in the same manner. It's most definitely a new one! "We don't want peace with absolutely zero terms on both sides, but please give us a protectorate!" The interesting bit is that we're impossible to trust according to Junka, so a protectorate from us would be meaningless by that logic.

Since there's a large logic gap in your entire post I'll try to fill in the blanks and response based on that: a) How are they going to rebuild if they're at war? b) Which mercenaries are you talking about? c) We fight our own wars, if they have trouble with someone else they should talk with them about that. We keep our word. Peace is peace, war is war. You claimed that an IO was on a personal rampage, even though these actions were approved by the rest of the alliance's command chain. You tried to intentionally spread disinformation. You pretty much managed to convince the rest of the alliance it was necessary to put you on PZI. You really didn't help your case with those actions.

I prefer Leibniz notation. I recommend self-administered lobotomies before reading my threat. In other news, the nation of Ravenholm recently started selling lobotomy kits to foreigners. Ignore the "ice pick" label on the packaging that was crossed out please! We're honestly not putting in too much effort. And it's SPATR who decided to continue it for this long, if they want peace they should talk to Lord of Darkness, JesseEnd or DeathAdder. Please stop telling lies, SPATR is continuing this because they want to. You on the other hand, well you don't have much of a choice after that messaging stunt you pulled...

Euler, Lagrange or Leibniz notation?

At least he joined about 6 years before Zigur by the looks of it. [ooc]Forum account dates. [/ooc]

Congratulations on the cyclic rotating argument, may I redirect you to a brick wall so you have a conversational partner on an equal level as yourself?

However, you seem to think we overly care about our dealings on Planet Bob by assuming we take Planet Bob seriously.

I find it interesting you assume folks stick around in NPO for the dealings on Planet Bob?

We might have to start a support group for them!

Yeah, I was a bit offended by the accountant joke, he could have at least slandered me as half west-central European super-efficient automaton.

Honestly, you're a zero-attention-required occupational therapy (tl;dr: joke) while I'm writing my PhD.

We cured cancer, built an infinite energy source, and figured out where the thin line between socially acceptable and sexist jokes is. So yeah, this was pretty much the only option left for us.