kpcurley Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 It is with great succulent pleasure that I announce BACoN's first official treaty outside our protectorate with Sparta. So with out further ado I present to you the following ODP/PIAT with RIA! We have been united in our love of bacon and bacon related accessories. And, we shall cherish this new bond. [center][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3997/flage.jpg[/img][img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2921/309pxnintuarflag.png[/img][/center] [b]The “Breakfast at Cactuar’s” accords.[/b] One fine day after an all nighter, the governments of RIA and BACoN were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on Emperor Oinks private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin. [b]Article I: “Give grease a chance”[/b] Internationally renowned bacon lover John Lennon, said it best with his hit lyric. “All we are saying…, is give grease a chance!” In that spirit RIA and BACoN agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies. [b]Article II: “Loose lips sink ships, but are great for enjoying bacon.”[/b] If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over a plate of bacon and cool glass of cactus juice. [b]Article III: “Break open the Piggy Bank.”[/b] Both signatories are encouraged to aid each other in times of need if possible. Piggy banks are made to be broken! [b]D: Florida: “If you can’t stand the heat; Stay out of the kitchen!”[/b] While bacon is delicious and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one may be seen as an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is encouraged to come to the defense of the other. [b]Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian".[/b] Should either side get a hippy girl friend that won't let them eat meat they are required to give 42.5 hours notice to the other party. /s/ for the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations, Kpcurley, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine, His Royal Succulence Darknight6, Foreign Affairs Piggy Triviuum, Membership Piggy Ghux, Finance Piggy for the Random Insanity Alliance, ~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff, hater of cats, and recently got violated ~Ogaden, slave to pork, Head of Fried Affairs ~C-zom, Democratically Appointed Commander in Chief of all things related to Warfare in the game of Cybernations, from the deployment of troops and structuring of battle plans to the organization of war aid and staggers. Alternately, Head of Military Organization. ~Gangs20003, Ham of Recruitment, pork...pork...porkporkporkporkporkporkporkporkpork ~cctmsp13, Viceroy of Economics [size="1"]Fine Print: All pigs must sign a liability waiver. Neither BACoN nor its subsidiaries are responsible for any of the following related side effects. Obesity, Massive acute coronary failure, arterial blockage, and grease stains. Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine is not affiliated with Emperor Moo: The Divine Bovine. Any resemblance to the mentioned character is purely coincidental. It is likely that many pigs were eaten during the writing of this treaty. Void where prohibited, copy right 2010. This has been an official announcement of BACoN.[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Strike Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Looking forward to a long and productive friendship with you guys. Also come over for breakfast lots, our fridge needs more bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted March 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Lol, sorry for the typo in the title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDragon Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Cool stuff. I look forward to a nice and long friendship. o/ RIA o/ BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 i like the fine print, very nice addition. i also like our friends and allies in BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Congrats on the spiffy treaty, now I must beg for personal reasons, "Please end your eating of Pig!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 congrats and I think I have a new favorite RIA flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) two great alliances! long life to the insane fat! best wishes. EDIT: RIA, this treaty will always stay in your heart. In your arteries actually. Edited March 12, 2010 by King Louis the II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted March 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Merrie Melodies' date='11 March 2010 - 09:47 PM' timestamp='1268362370' post='2222826'] Congrats on the spiffy treaty, now I must beg for personal reasons, "Please end your eating of Pig!" [/quote] BACoN Formally invites you over...for umm..err "diner". Do you accept. Edited March 12, 2010 by kpcurley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancaeks Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) [quote name='kpcurley' date='12 March 2010 - 08:22 AM' timestamp='1268362675' post='2222833'] BACoN Formerly invites you over...for umm..err "diner". Do you accept. [/quote] Kpcurly, the RIA family would love to have you for dinner, literally. EDIT: also breakfast, lunch and tea. Edited March 12, 2010 by Pickles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axolotlia Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [img]http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz156/JBurman94/stampofapproval.jpg[/img] Gratz guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) Huzzah! Good to see this come to fruition (or baconition). BACoN Edited March 12, 2010 by James Dahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='kpcurley' date='12 March 2010 - 02:52 AM' timestamp='1268362675' post='2222833'] BACoN Formally invites you over...for umm..err "diner". Do you accept. [/quote] How about you join me in the pen for some fine dinning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emporor Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 As always, congrats to my good buds over in BACoN! Oh and congrats to that other alliance too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eye Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='kpcurley' date='12 March 2010 - 02:42 AM' timestamp='1268362052' post='2222816'] Lol, sorry for the typo in the title [/quote] You saw nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 I like this very much. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armageddon23 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 This will make the future bacon "insanely" good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sci Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 So, I like having breakfast food at night. Would that qualify as a random breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='Sir Sci' date='12 March 2010 - 02:34 PM' timestamp='1268422785' post='2223526'] So, I like having breakfast food at night. Would that qualify as a random breakfast? [/quote] i know you are not talking about bacon, that is an every time food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight6 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 o/ BACoN o/ to our new friends in RIA! I look forward to working with all you love peoples in the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Oliver Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 This is one sexy announcement Beers all around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted March 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='The Eye' date='12 March 2010 - 10:41 AM' timestamp='1268408828' post='2223388'] You saw nothing. [/quote] Thanks, for nothing then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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