SpacingOutMan Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Official Foreign Affairs Announcement by the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations On August 18th, 2008, the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and The Immortals embarked on a wonderful journey. The Immortals have been a fantastic protectorate, and it makes me (and everyone in CSN) glad to have been afforded the opportunity to protect an alliance that has so much potential. However, all good things must come to an end and it pains me to state that this treaty has officially been canceled. ARTICLE IVBoth parties can be unbound from this treaty five (5) days after proper notice has been given to the other party. At the end of the five days the termination of these terms are to be announced on the Cybernations Forum. But wait... there is more. Just because all good things come to an end doesn't mean something great can't come out of it. Therefore I am now proud to officially announce a brand new treaty between our two great alliances! It has been a great 7 months, but Samartian and his siblings have finally moved out of the house and have all gotten jobs at some factory in Pittsburgh... I think. To celebrate this momentous occasion, I present to you a A Gift From the Parents to the Basta--I Mean Kids! Article I: That's My Xbox Man Both signatories agree that they are sovereign alliances and neither will take action against the other to compromise their sovereignty Article II: Just Because We're Related Doesn't Mean Abuse is Okay Neither signatory will declare war on the other, aid enemies of the other, and commit espionage against the other or any other action that can be considered aggression to the other signatory. If reparations become an issue, both signatories agree to pay the other 150% of the initial damages. Article III: You Hit One, You Hit a Giant Bulldozer that Will Run Your Kitten Over An attack against CSN is an attack against The Immortals and vise versa. As such if and when one signatory is attacked, the other signatory is obligated to provide military and economic support in order to uphold the virtues of mutual defense. Article IV: Optional Team Deathmatch When one signatory engages in any aggressive manner, the other signatory is strongly advised to assist the other but is not obligated to do so. Whatever decision is made by the other signatory must be respected by the aggressor. Article V: Let's Not Throw Each Other Under the Bus, Eh? The undersigned acknowledge that Articles III and IV will be rendered optional if one or more is brought to war by way of outside treaty. Article VI: Blood Brothers A member of CSN may have a full member mask on the Immortals forum and a member of The Immortals may have a full member mask on the CSN forum. Article VII: Parental Discretion is Advised The parents (CSN) recognize that their kids (The Immortals) have moved out of the house, but have not gone far, for they now are neighbors and have combined their yards to aid each other in fighting the stray cat menace that plagues their yards. CSN must mow both lawns during the summer and The Immortals must rake the leaves and shovel the snow in the fall and winter. Death to the Stray Cat Menace! Article VIII: Drop Yo Gatz In the case that either party feels it necessary to terminate this treaty, they should first inform the other signatory of their intention, and are required to wait 72 hours before termination to allow the signatories to discuss their problems and attempt to work out any differences. This document can be reinstated by mutual consent at any time during this period, and is in full effect until the period has been exhausted. Article IX: Mad Family Love Upon termination both parties agree to a two-week period of non-aggression toward one another. Article X: We Party Like its Hot All members of both undersigned alliances are obligated to enjoy the pleasures of beer and bacon (not necessarily at the same time), and will act as each others' wing man if a hot girl is to appear at a party. With this in mind, both undersigned alliances also agree that if the other is to drunk or obese from bacon and beer, the other must do whatever they can to pump their stomach with a bendy straw. Signed, CSN, The Black Watch, Head of State SpacingOutMan, Minister of Foreign Affairs Goose, Minister of Interior Grand Emperor Brian, Minister of Defense Lord Brendan, Director of Finance Warmech, Director of Recruitment Vyper, Director of Education The Immortals, Emperor, Sarmatian Empire tl;dr The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and The Immortals have signed a MDoAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Congratulations to all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Sad but awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Congrats, folks. May this treaty be... immortal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Congrats, folks. May this treaty be... immortal? That pun was used last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 CSN proves themselves a dishonorable alliance yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 That pun was used last time. Couldn't resist using it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjax Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm very glad it had to come to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaneTheMessiah Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 WOOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 I was told kittens were dying.... It seems I was lied too Congrats on the new treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Finally a treaty cancellation with a good excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 CSN proves themselves a dishonorable alliance yet again. Ah, so this is why you queried me. :lol: We wub you too mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Ambos Inmortales El CSN y en el mismo anuncio? Esto es absurdo! ¿A quién granizo? ¿Y por qué es esto en español? This is just wonderful to see. The Immortals, you've grown up so fast! Even though we were never there for your baseball games, or your plays, or...anything...you're still one of the best kids a parent could ask for. And CSN! You beautiful whatever you are. I don't think I've ever loved a group as much as you, but I do! We all do. Congrats to the both of you, and TI, expect a surprise under your pillows, you man you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Josh Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Comrade Josh frowns. Ah... You got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 I approve of this treaty and, imo, its long over due! Immortals have been exuding awesome for a long time, congrats!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Expected. CSN were the best protectors The Immortals could have had, I'm happy to see that relationship has moved to a new level. o/ CSN o/ Immortals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Heya Choader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Nice treaty CSN! Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 You got me there for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Good luck you two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Congratulations to our allies in the Immortals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Very suspicious timing, SoM. We're supposed to believe you're signing an MDP now just because the protectorate got canceled, like it's some kind of big coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 MDoAP my friend. See, I have already fooled you! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allied_Threat Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Great to hear. Much spiffiness to be had. SOM did in fact kill my cat earlier this week to any who were wondering.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyewunga Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 About time u guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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