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[center][img]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1880/teamrocketflag.png[/img][/center]

[size="7"][center][b]THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM TEAM ROCKET[/b][/center][/size]

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[center]Greetings, peons of the world. This is your leader, Franz Ferdinand speaking.[/center]

[center][img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1742/1283093672290.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]Team Rocket are a gloriously happy and cheerful alliance. We are the sort of people you wish to be a member of.[/center]

[center][img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7918/1283719648001.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]I'm so happy of what we've done, that I can hardly hold back tears. That is how proud I am of Team Rocket.[/center]

[center][img]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6053/1285763000735.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]Now, while I play some absolutely flulzess music to you all, I'll allow for some of my *ahem* grunts to tell you more.[/center]

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[center]Glorious Franz Ferdinand is glorious. Everything about him is perfect. We are absolutely behind him absolutely.[/center]

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[center]Hello random human, my cat-like instincts tell me that one of you out there is plotting something. Therefore, I went undercover.[/center]

[center][img]http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1465/1285765801218.png[/img][/center]

[center]After entering into their headquarters disguised as *CONFIDENTIAL*, I got to work. After spending some weeks there, I was astonished with what I found.[/center]

[center][img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1750/1279389392585.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]It was love at first sight... the biggest ball of twine that I had ever seen. I just had to have it.[/center]

[center][img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6951/1285759883189.png[/img][/center]

[center]Unfortunately, while crawling towards this ball of twine, I came across the secret project of 64 Digits.[/center]

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[center]Meowth, why did you forget about us? We helped you to get in there![/center]

[center][img]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3341/1285364073747.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]Just like how I helped you two to get it on?[/center]

[center][img]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/926/1285737112636.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! THE BOSS IS WATCHING US![/center]

[center][img]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2363/1282856054214.png[/img][/center]

[center]...(interesting, I'll have to pay Meowth to hook me up with a copy of that)...[/center]

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[center]*ahem* Now back on topic. Today, we are here to celebrate Team Rocket's half-annual anniversary extravaganza![/center]

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[center]To celebrate this, I've decided to go out for Ice-Cream![/center]

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[center]I also went to the gym![/center]

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[center]I then decided to finish this up with...[/center]

[center][img]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8682/1283456071841.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]...THE ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION OF \M/! YEAH, NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE! YOU THINK YOU CAN SCREW WITH OUR GOOD FRIENDS THE SLCB? THINK AGAIN! WE SHALL FIND YOU AND CRUSH YOU UP UNTIL THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE LEFT IS YOUR WALLET WITH WHICH WE SHALL TAKE AND USE THAT MONEY FOR TEAM ROCKET'S BENEFIT![/center]

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[center]TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT![/center]

[center][img]http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8938/1282948016035.gif[/img][/center]

[center]Meowth, dat's right![/center]

[center] Team Rocket shall be blasting off with our rocking new motivational [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOd_gFld9c"]theme[/url]. All shall be in awe of our gloriously homed music, beamed directly from glorious Lavender Town's Tower![/center]

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[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1296257228' post='2608083']
Geez, I wonder if VE's coalition taunts [i]this[/i] micro about being a micro in the war.
[/quote]

it's not a micro. it's an extension of the seaworthy flotilla.

i hereby vow my allegiance to Franz Ferdinand!

I OBEY YE MY DARK LORD; HERE IS THY SANDWICH

[img]http://oi54.tinypic.com/xer1z.jpg[/img]

o/ TEAM ROCKET

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[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1296257228' post='2608083']
Geez, I wonder if VE's coalition taunts [i]this[/i] micro about being a micro in the war.
[/quote]
Considering we are protected by the Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes, I'm amazed we haven't already had that occur, my friend.

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[quote name='Merrie Melodies' timestamp='1296258453' post='2608122']
Welcome to the party old friend |-o-|

Don't forget to grab the complimentary drink tickets.
[/quote]
Of course, my fellow former Sith, we've got so much catching up to do. You know, all \M/ has to do is to offer a token offering of Bread and Water, a simple tributary act which would result in \m/, SLCB and Team Rocket ending hostilities. Of course, as my armies were trained by the finest minds of the Grand Global Alliance WRC project, we are certain not to lose. We have the power to demolish all we see!

We should set up a friendly barbecue sometime, maybe we could gatecrash d3filed's place and drink all his alcoholic beverages and break his things?

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[quote name='Franz Ferdinand' timestamp='1296258634' post='2608128']
Of course, my fellow former Sith, we've got so much catching up to do. You know, all \M/ has to do is to offer a token offering of Bread and Water, a simple tributary act which would result in \m/, SLCB and Team Rocket ending hostilities. Of course, as my armies were trained by the finest minds of the Grand Global Alliance WRC project, we are certain not to lose. We have the power to demolish all we see!

We should set up a friendly barbecue sometime, maybe we could gatecrash d3filed's place and drink all his alcoholic beverages and break his things?
[/quote]
As fun as that could be, for some odd reason d3filed keeps putting pork on the menu when I come around :wacko:

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[quote name='Merrie Melodies' timestamp='1296259917' post='2608167']
As fun as that could be, for some odd reason d3filed keeps putting pork on the menu when I come around :wacko:
[/quote]
We shall force him to use beef instead. It has that nice... oceanic flavour to it, if you get my drift.

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[quote name='Franz Ferdinand' timestamp='1296259977' post='2608170']
We shall force him to use beef instead. It has that nice... oceanic flavour to it, if you get my drift.
[/quote]

Ahhh I see what you did there.

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[quote name='Heinrich Schuster' timestamp='1296259129' post='2608147']
Awesome DoW, goodluck
[/quote]

A shame that the high point of their time in this conflict will be their entry.

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[quote name='Rontastic' timestamp='1296278673' post='2608732']
This is the worst DoW I've ever read.

Seriously? Anime?

Give me a goddamn break.

Get some fresh air, nerds.
[/quote]

LuL you dare say we need fresh air, and call us nerds.

Good sir I like to call you a grade one Hypocrite, just give it a second to realize why I called you a Hypocrite.

And it starts with a C

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I needed to read the replies to know who this declaration was on, and I still don't know why. I'm assuming it's a protectorate treaty chain?

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[quote name='Rontastic' timestamp='1296278673' post='2608732']
This is the worst DoW I've ever read.

Seriously? Anime?

Give me a goddamn break.

Get some fresh air, nerds.
[/quote]

Those who persist on Bob shall do what they wish with their declarations, mad as it may be. :rolleyes:

And Max they're declaring on \m/

Edited by Skable

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Team Rocket is a two-man protectorate of SLCB. Basically, they gave a handful of \m/ nations who didn't really have any targets, some more people to hit.
How very nice of them.

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