Mechanus Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Wow...a jedi chef. Wonder if the force is a spice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Join the Browncoats now! Special bonus if you happen to have lumber, oil, marble or wheat. You have to have two of the four to get the special bonus!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Better hope they like rum or that 'special bonus' isn't going to do much for 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Shhhhh.... We *want* them to join Mech... How many times do we have to go over this. More people=Good for Browncoats..... It's a fairly simple equation... :lol: Warning! Poster has consumed dangerous amounts of rum in the past 24 hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Shhhhh.... We *want* them to join Mech... How many times do we have to go over this. More people=Good for Browncoats..... It's a fairly simple equation... :lol: Warning! Poster has consumed dangerous amounts of rum in the past 24 hrs. You mean never ending bottles of rum isn't enough reason to join? JOIN THE BROWNCOATS! We have rum, women, and um....MORE RUM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 You heard the man! More Rum!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 C'mon over to Booth Browncoats. Enjoy the rum, the women, and the rum. Grab some fliers, learn what we're about, and speak with our representatives. And if they look passed out...well...they probably are so give 'em a gentle nudge or a swift boot to the backside. I'm sure they'll be happy to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 (edited) Yeah, Mech is right... about us being drunk that is... you start kicking me in the backside though and I'll start kicking you... or offer some you somebody else's rum... whichever's easier... Edited February 11, 2008 by Veneke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 A man strides to the center of an open market square, boots dusty and brown duster billowing behind him. He stops and allows his right hand to rest gently upon the pistol slung at his hip, left hand slightly twitching at his side before sending it searching into his back pocket. Swiftly the hand is swung back around clenching a piece of parchment ripped and crumpled. Lowering his head, he scans the contents of the paper before taking a deep breath and lifting his face to the throng of people that surround him. Listen up, you gorram travellers and heathens. Browncoats are lookin' for some ruttin' people that can hold their own in a drinkin' contest and that know how to throw down when a fight's a'callin. You don't have to be smart and you don't have to be pretty, although looks do help. If you think you have what it takes or are just interested in learnin' more about us, why not gather some information from this here piece a' parchment and find your way over to our headquarters. First round of drinks are on us....Dong ma? Shiny. The man walk over to the crier board and posts the piece of parchment in hand before wandering out of the market square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Veneke runs a bemused eye over the open market square, and running swiftly behind, great browncoat billowing behind him, he catches up with Mechanus. "You know, I know your eyesight ain't great, but I reckon even you can tell that there was nobody there listening..." An alley looms ahead, the shutters on the shops closed, and Veneke has the odd feeling that something may not be fully right.... Mechanus beckons his friend into silence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) As the two men walk towards the alley, the all-too familiar sound of gunshots and yelling erupts behind them. HALT! In the name of the Alliance you are hearby ordered to lay down your weapons and place your hands in the air where we can see them! Mechanus, of Adeptes Mechanicus, and Veneke, of the Kingdom of Fornacis, you are to surrender to us for questioning in regards to the stolen property of certain nations found to belong to the sovereignty of the Alliance. You are to obey these orders at once. The two men glance at each other as they turn to face the small group behind them, both smiling at the knowledge that today is no different than any other and that things are about to get interesting. "Gorram feds trying to keep an honest...well, semi-honest...fella from making a little coin from a hard day's lootin'. Isn't there any justice in this here world o' gossa? Ya know, Veneke, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be the good guys." With a nod and a wink, Mechanus turns and makes a mad dash down the alley with Veneke in tow. Laughter can be heard as a voice is left trailing the path. "Never a dull day in the service of the Browncoats!!!" Join the Browncoats. Be a face, be a name, be an individual...be something more than just another number in the ranks. Edited February 14, 2008 by Mechanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted February 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 This topic is supported by the Browncoats Recruitment Program! Browncoats, the SMART choice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 OOC: You didn't even try to RP Asriel, I'm seriously disappointed. IC: A dull day at Browncoats? I remembered that day... oh, wait, no, we don't have those... I thought we had, you know, on that Sunday? But no, there was that whole fire thing at the police station... You never heard people whine so much about the destruction of a building no one liked.... Legging it down the alleyway Veneke and Mechanus come to a T-Junction and swerve left. A trio of armoured men stand before them, surprised at the two men's sudden arrival. "Gorramit Mechanus! How many times do I have to tell you, you can't go left on a Friday, it just never works..." The Alliance patrolmen quickly realise from the colour of our coats that we ain't exactly Alliance supporters. Shouts begin to come from behind the two Browncoats as the team chasing them catches up. "Oh, this is just great. You know, this is why we lost, superior numbers." Veneke slides his great Browncoat back and draws his pistol, before diving off into a doorway, Mechanus following behind. The Browncoats need your help! Join now for RP, rum, women and rum. There may also be some Cybernations thing, I don't know...lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Gator Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Drgumbofunk, a candidate for Home Minister, steps up to the podium. Hey. Join the Browncoats if you want a good, growing alliance. I'm not very good at speeches so, yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 I heard there is a vampire in Browncoats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 I was a big fan of Firefly, just thought I'd let you know. A bump initiative of the Freemasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Thanks Genghis! I'll go looking for your thread too! What's your favourite episode? (That question applies to everybody, by the way...) Have to admit, I really liked Out of Gas, but Shindig has to be my favourite. Don't know what we're on about? Look here: http://www.browncoats.com/index.php?ContentID=42e7e88e69ab5 See, that's us. Browncoats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Why you're down here on the third page we'll never know. Get up there, go on....all the way.....to the top. There we go. Bumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Out of Gas is probably my favorite, and Bushwhacked is another good one as well. Gives you a good idea of what happens to a man that survives a Reaver attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Collins1 Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 What's this doing back here then? Up we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Never fear Browncoats, the Masons have your back. ...and bump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Doo eet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Gator Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yeah, join us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 We have a very fine mascot... mmm... Alizee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Collins1 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 E I E I E I O, up the player created alliance list thingy we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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