Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 May his majesty Stumpy, King of Purple, have mercy on these heinous rebels. I am a loving and accepting King. There is no way they will not understand the wickedness of their ways and repent now, back into my loving embrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 You are such a tyrant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyt92 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 God voted for me. That is all I need. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you. Is Stumpy repressing you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlashill Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 If Purple are considered in rebellion, then my name is Dr. Joseph Warren. ¡¡Viva la revoluciona de las republicanas púrpuras!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Stumpy, treat your people well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valtamdraugr Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Heathens! Repent! An attack on my sovereignty!! It shall not stand!! Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Hail the king! For he is wise and just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses The masses create anarchy. God, and his chosen ruler on Earth, the monarch, create justice and rule of law. Also productive and efficient ale factories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Is Stumpy repressing you? Well, I'm not purple so I could care less. Still. I know I didn't vote for him. However, in light of recent events, Che Cthulhu, Communist Old God of R'lyeh, blesses the reign of Trashcat and reasserts his legitimacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 ALL HAIL GOD KING STUMPY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Well, I'm not purple so I could care less. Still. I know I didn't vote for him. However, in light of recent events, Che Cthulhu, Communist Old God of R'lyeh, blesses the reign of Trashcat and reasserts his legitimacy. Hopefully all can see the light as you have. Invicta swine, you will fall in. You will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Stumpy you are a hero to the purple sphere i welcome you to extend your reach to other spheres to calm the chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) You are such a tyrant. You're just jealous. Stumpy you are a hero to the purple sphere i welcome you to extend your reach to other spheres to calm the chaos Once the war calms I may very well set my eyes on the rest of the world. Edited January 28, 2010 by Stumpy Jung Il Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King John Philos Vi Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 All hail Stumpy! Divine and Holy King of all things Purple, including but not limited to Barney, Laffy Taffy, Welch's Grape Juice! Death to all traitors, infidels, and those who would defy his lordship! It is time for all of purplol to repent of it's wicked ways and seek the love of it's divine ruler! Trust in his sublime personage, that God may bless all his purplol children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George the Great Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses I fart in your general direction. o/ Stumpy Divinely rightful King of Purplol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 All hail Stumpy! Divine and Holy King of all things Purple, including but not limited to Barney, Laffy Taffy, Welch's Grape Juice! Death to all traitors, infidels, and those who would defy his lordship! It is time for all of purplol to repent of it's wicked ways and seek the love of it's divine ruler! Trust in his sublime personage, that God may bless all his purplol children! I would trade a million Invicta's for just one more follower as yourself, most loyal subject. Praise be upon OMFG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Dresden Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I'm sorry, my King, but joke threads are not allowed on these forums, especially not during war time. You and your paladins will have to find some other way to spread peace to purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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