King John Philos Vi

It's okay bro. We know this must really hurt your head trying to understand how this worked. I wont waste time trying to explain to you what the others have done a more than decent job of doing. If you're just jealous, just get in line, and we can hand some love out to you next. <3 xoxo

Alchemy hereby declares war on The Grand Lodge of Freemasons, based on the following previous MK DoW, in honor of The Golden Shroom Accords MDoAP, pursuant to the optional aggression pact with Mushroom Kingdom. Who said war isn't pretty? Who said that it can't have some elegance, warmth, and a glow? We delight and pride ourselves in bringing the glow to GLoF. It makes it easier for us to shoot them in the dark. GLoF, we nuke on the first date. Love, Alchemy <3 Element of Fire, Minister of War Archmage Element of Air, Minister of Internal Affairs Becks For Dinner Element of Water, Minister of Finance Kae Lee Element of Earth, Minister of Foreign Affairs King John Philos VI Element of Gold, Aether Rasputin Element of Phosphorus, Arbiter High Chancellor Liq

We fight in the name of Allarchon, who in his divine wisdom, demands jihad and in return grants us many wemminz and/or goats. o/MK o/Doomhouse o/Alchemy

[quote name='Amonra' timestamp='1297698893' post='2632998'] You mean like when you DoW'd us and called us [quote]ALCHEMY DECLARES WAR ON RECTUM INVICTORUM or whatever they are calling themselves now.[/quote] [/quote] Geez, can't you take a joke? Guess not. I'm really sowwy.. will a hug make you feel better?

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297656271' post='2632190'] Beep! Wrong answer. You left when you didn't get the Vice President job, as the most junior minister at the time. However your ego was sufficient that you thought you needed a bigger title or you weren't going to stay. So that's why you stormed out of there when there was drama about a few posts from you and Ryiis? You were a good Minister of Finance. Everybody knows that. This does not also mean that you were not a self-obsessed drama queen, a state which you do not seem to have recovered from. [/quote] WE left for multiple reasons. One of the most prominent, was that there were some incompetent leaders, elitist pigs, such as yourself that didn't deserve my loyalty or respect. I could say that I regret my time in Invicta,(as brief as it was) but then I would never have met the best damn Minister of Finance and friend in all of Bob. The reason she is the best is well beyond her abilities, but that she actually cares about people. She is the measure of what a true friend really is. It is rather sad that Invicta and yourselves take this war in such a context, that you must attempt to belittle and degrade Kae and my comrades in order to build yourselves up. I at least had some faith when Jorost was in charge. While we didn't share the same political views, we could at least manage to maintain a level of level-headed civility, which is better than any of you thus far have managed to show. When Invicta is ready to put down a pen and pick up a sword to finish this, I'll be waiting. However, I won't hold my breath.

[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297402008' post='2628981'] Notice how we haven't declared on you YET. [/quote] I fixed that for you.

[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297401407' post='2628969'] Yes, it would surely be terrible if we would enter for people we consider friends. They wouldn't be friends at all if they asked us to do that for them.[/quote] Actually, by interpretation of your new allies, that would be bandwagoning.

Locke, I can't help but be touched by your selfless devotion. To think that I helped inspire this treaty... it's just so purdy. Maybe your group of weeaboos can somehow sweet talk Invicta into exiting their hippie mode and actually fight. Come at me bro.

What's Latin for defeated? I sense the word Invicta, (meaning undefeated) just doesn't suit their mentality anymore. How can it be? When most of their number cowers in peace mode? While the rest of their poorly outfitted rabble are rendered to irradiated ash? Your strategy of hiding will not avail you. You have been weighed. You have been measured. You are found wanting.

Invicta didn't have any problem declaring on MK, GOONS and Umbrella. However, God forbid if you should counter them, they will whine you to death. Someone grab my gun, it's time to put this one down.

[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297064394' post='2623778'] If that's sarcasm, I suppose "$%&@ you" is now a friendly greeting? You managed to get that out of a few posts? Astounding. No, I actually liked you bunch before you literally and figuratively declared war on friends of mine for such petty reasons. Apparently this marked me for special treatment. That or MK. If I really cared I would do something about it, certainly more than a pithy comment here and there, and who knows, one day I might. But you presuming to know me, my thoughts, or my motives is hilarious at best considering how little or how rarely I speak of you. Pretty much only when you declare war on people I like. Apparently that means I have a obsessive grudge now; I'm fairly certain I've never even wished a bad thing upon you. It doesn't, really. Anyway, like I said before, have fun. I've had enough silly banter tonight. [/quote] Hmm.. I don't remember Kae blatently saying "$%&@ you" anywhere in her speech, but alas I may have overlooked it. We honor our treaties. Period. If that's being petty, then perhaps you are in need of "special treatment". Perhaps you should attempt to refrain from being presumptious and wish those friends of yours that you hold in such high regard a pleasant battle... I'd hope you can manage that and govern your passions a little more but something tells me that isn't gonna happen. As far as your "threats" go, I only have one thing to say: BRING IT.

[quote name='ShotgunWilly' timestamp='1297059983' post='2623638'] *yawn* hmm... I just felt something tickle me... oh, that's just alchemy. meh alliance is meh. huh... I could've sworn I saw peggy in there-- oh wait, nope, that's just King John [/quote] Aren't you just the cutest thing!? You seem kinda upset though... do you need a hug? Poor baby needs a hug.

EVERYTHING. MUST. DIE.

I'd say it was nice knowing you....

If NPO is eliminated, we won't be able to [s]enjoy[/s] hate your [s]clever[/s] silly and [s]funny[/s] stale propaganda.

Haflinger is releasing some pressure again. Pacifica must be putting in overtime.

ALLARCHONU AKBAR! Death to the non-believers! o/MK

Tip for next time guys: don't hire Jennifer Connelly to announce your DoW's while she is taking testosterone supplements.

Lookin' good, Ronin AirMe and C-Zom

Locke, your existence is irrelevant. I wish I didn't know you. Happy Anniversary.

Good hunting.

Jorost, you and I have had our disagreements. Aside from all that, I wish you well in all your future endeavors.

Alchemy suffers none from this technicality. We were fully aware before these awards even transpired that we are the most *kitten* awesome rookie AA. We need not any award to prove this. Our love, as always goes to MK. Give your award to whomever you deem worthy of it, TIO or whomever. I'm sure they've earned it. We have the bragging rights and what matters regardless. Edit: We would also like to thank all who took the time to vote for us.

He’s climbin in your windows He’s snatchin your trades up Tryna sanction em so y’all need to Hide your trades, Hide your aid and hide your tech Cuz they’re sanctioning errbody out here You don’t have to come and confess We’re lookin for you We gon find you So you can run and tell that, homeboy!

Destroy them! Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.