Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) NTR NEWS. NTR has given us more information about "Project U'. The building of underground temples. The project has an expected 2 years till completion. It will, in total, cost about 400,000 to 700,000, depending on how smoothly it goes. The temples are made to be safe from missles and tornados, along with hiding grounds. The location will only be released to the public when a tragedy is bound to happen. It may just survive nuclear attacks, although this is unlikely. Where it is being built is anyones guess. In other news, NTR is focusing on creating a better way to live. The "NAP" is a system that may help you sleep better and get more rest, though it may not be created do to low tech. Building of space stations have been delayed to save funds. Low tech computers are being mass-produced, though vegetables is what we make best. Thats all for now, but we will keep you updated. NTRN. OOC: I plan on continuing news on these subjects. Edited January 27, 2010 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) NTR Declares some new laws. Slavery, Voodoo, Fortune telling and abortion are illegal. Main religion: Mixed. No one shall own a pistol or small sword without a permit. Hunting Rifles and shotguns are allowed to be owned w/o permit. Emergency pistols are placed under most counters in stores and resteraunts. The police shall carry a tazor, night stick, walkie talkie and a defence pistol. Hours of 2am-4am are now known as resting time, you may not leave your house. Visitors from all countrys except ones who conquer or fight new or old nations alike for no reason except for fun are welcome without a limit as to how long they are allowed in the nation. There shall be no court for the crimes of murder or vandalism of spiritual property. This is all for now. Edited January 27, 2010 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarklordjay Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Deres declares war on NTR for not letting citizens carry pistols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "So if I go to the NTR I can kill anyone I want," asks astounded newspaper reader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarklordjay Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Deres says its declaration is perfectly reasonable becuase the laws of NTR are unjust. Edited January 27, 2010 by thedarklordjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Deres declares war on NTR for not letting citizens carry pistols Molly's Goat perks up her little ears at the delicious sound of someone else to torment. Deres will be seeing this quantum leaping indestructible unstoppable four hoofed killing machine shortly. Edited January 27, 2010 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Deres declares war on NTR for not letting citizens carry pistols I hope your not serious. I have a peaceful nation, this is so stores don't get robbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "So if I go to the NTR I can kill anyone I want," asks astounded newspaper reader? My god, we have a heav police force! And how many people carry pistols everywhere anyway now, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarklordjay Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Deres fires 10 nukes at NTR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) "The only complaint I have with CNRP is FORCING the wars on people. Some have IC/OOC agendas that they pursue without regard to other RPers, forcing them into situations they don't want to be in. Just remember, that's not just an avatar, that's a person just like you who's trying to have fun. Don't ruin theirs to get your fix." I don't want to fight you because my people can't carry easily concealable weapons without a permit. I think it is a perfectly fair law! Don't ruin this for me. Ok, you don't even have nukes, silly. Edited January 27, 2010 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "The only complaint I have with CNRP is FORCING the wars on people. Some have IC/OOC agendas that they pursue without regard to other RPers, forcing them into situations they don't want to be in. Just remember, that's not just an avatar, that's a person just like you who's trying to have fun. Don't ruin theirs to get your fix." I don't want to fight you because my people can't carry easily concealable weapons without a permit. I think it is a perfectly fair law! Don't ruin this for me. OoC: Don't worry about him. As far as I know he isn't a part of CNRP. And even if he is, he doesn't have nukes in-game, so he doesn't have them too in character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Those ten nukes are smitten by lightning bolts from Zeus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarklordjay Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Deres ends the war. Emperor Jay asks "What about no trial for vandalism on spitual property?" Edited January 27, 2010 by thedarklordjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Deres recalles the nukes 10 seconds before they hit. Emperor Jay asks "What about no trial for vandalism on spitual property?" Its disrespectful. OOC:THANK YOU, LORD ZEUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Deres ends the war. Emperor Jay asks "What about no trial for vandalism on spitual property?" Zeus casts Deres into an eternal vortex. Its disrespectful. OOC:THANK YOU, LORD ZEUS. Zeus, able to cross the OOC/IC line, responds with a rumbling "you're welcome". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Molly's Goat chases this Lord Jay into the eternal vortex and performs the Leaping Crow, Flying Wombat move on him as her cute daintly little razor tipped hooves lash out at his face. :ninjagoat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 SATTELITE LAUNCH CANCELED. A small TV-RADIO satellite was about to be launched today, but they found so many failures and mistakes in the launch system, they abandoned it. So sad. It will be rescheduled for next wendsay. Until then, its repeats for us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 The "Screaming Banshees", planes who moved slowly and sliently until opening their main wings and shooting forward at mach 2.4, are not being made in NTR. They will not have their famous screaming missles, but will be armed with machine guns. Only two will be made, and will be hard to amntain because of its very precise storing enviroment. OOC: These planes are low tech stealth planes, and completly fictional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 OOC: You realize you don;t have to explain everything publicly. You can say ***Secret*** or ***Classified*** if you don't want everyone to know about it IC (In-Character). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Yiroshi wants to gain trust, as he wil share all non-veryimportantlyserious(lol) projects and other things with the world. ***Classified*** "Yiroshi, the bunker is almost complete. Just like you wanted, far from the larger but more easily destructable one." "Good, now I have one question..." "Yes?" "Hoq shall we find the smart and wise ones?" "Why, we know where they are.' "Excellent, Hals. Run a long now." OOC: Happy? I showed you something CLASSIFIED that is very important. Believe me, I will classify the important stuff. Banshee fighters may be danerous, but they are low tech. Edited January 27, 2010 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 NTR citizens may be taught emergency codes, such as the following: 778549=Earthquake over 5 on the richter scale. 448327=Tornado. 477821=Flood/hurricane. 111266=Mass murder(ex: terrorist attack, shootings) ***Classified*** codes: 78555=Epidemic 45555=Fallout 8887=Country invasion 45556=Possible bombing run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Yiroshi wants to gain trust, as he wil share all non-veryimportantlyserious(lol) projects and other things with the world. OOC: Happy? I showed you something CLASSIFIED that is very important. Believe me, I will classify the important stuff. Banshee fighters may be danerous, but they are low tech. OOC: I wasn't criticizing you, I just thought you might like to keep some things secret. How would the specs of your aircraft not be seriously important, though? In any case it's your nation, I'm not trying to tell you how to run it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The newly leaked inforation about the Banshee Improvement rumor is true. NTR is improving the Banshee Fighters. In other news, NTR Royal Army has declared war on terrorist, and is being shipped out to terrorist hot spots. They plan on killing off serious fugitives and terrorist before they can do more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 ***Classified*** NTR has begun building a fake "school" and making them into a base to teach wannabe NTR Royal Force soldiers. The schools will be hidden in fake towns with real gas staions and fake houses. NTR is creating this school to train the desired RF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 NTR has faced a serious winter storm. The climate is usually warm and sunny, but at 6:45 this very day, a large storm blew in over 5 feet of snow in two hours. Almost everything was closed, and buildings have been shown on video collapsing by the weight of the snow. Authorites say this is a natural disaster, and that any help of getting rid of the snow before it melts and floods all of NTR is welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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