kpcurley Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good Evening Planet Bob. Assuring the citizens of Planet Bob the right to consume bacon has been a cornerstone of our Alliances Policy. However recently it has come to our attention that the selfish leaders of North Korea have denied their people their inheriant right to consume bacon. This policy does not sit well with the leadership of BACoN. Yesterday our ambassador recieved a secret letter from Weh Won Pork detailing the struggle of the North Korean people. Hello, Good nighttime. Recently Dear Leader deny worker of North Korea freedom to eat bacon. We are request assitance from Bacon Emperor. Kim Jong Il selfish denial of bacon rights has caused great conflict among worker. He claim that Pig is enemy of State and tool of impearialist swine. Please, send number one GI to bring bacon back to the working people of North Korea. We are disapoint if you do not help us. Please dont forget people of North Korea. Signed, Weh Won Pork Rebel Leader Saddened by this outcry from the peasant starving population of North Korea, we contacted the government of North Korea. To broker an agreement peacefully. As the following IRC logs will show, our petition was rebuffed. 01[20:02] <kpcurley[bACoN]> Hello01[20:02] <kpcurley[bACoN]> We are appalled that would deny your people the right to consume bacon! [20:02] <DerKaiser[NNK]> You are an imperialist coward who have attempted to poison people of korea with unhealthy bacon! 01[20:03] <kpcurley[bACoN]> That is a foolish claim and a good way to receive a DoW from our alliance. [20:06] <DerKaiser[NNK]> You are coward. I laugh at your efforts to question the wise leadership of Kim Jong-Il 01[20:06] <kpcurley[bACoN]> Your leader is a monster. No one should be denied bacon... [20:06] <DerKaiser[NNK]> How Dare you say erroneous remarks about our dear leader [20:06] <DerKaiser[NNK]> We will not stand for your biased interference our affairs 01[20:06] <kpcurley[bACoN]> This does not bode well for your Alliance. You have until update to provide bacon freedom to your people. And before anyone asks... I am totally serious! [20:06] <DerKaiser[NNK]> You are imperialist swine. I laugh at your cowardly attempt to influence our workers. The leadership of NNK has tested our resolve and our values. We are responding with our armed forces. We will assist the rebels within North Korea who are bravely sacrificing their lives so that their people may enjoy bacon freely. As of now, a state of war exists between BACoN and NNK (Nutty North Koreans). This war should not be viewed as aggression from our alliance, but rather a humanitarian mission of compassion. The North Korean People have a right to enjoy bacon. We urge the leadership to relent and allow of relief agencies to provide bacon to the masses. The destruction of human right and the oppression of the people have caused great outcry among our citizens! Kim Jong-Il is a tyrannical tyrant who is mean, and not nice. Also we suspect the majority of their leadership has bad breath and does not shower at regular intervals. I officially announce the commencement of Operation Vietham. May god have mercy on NNK. To Educate the people further on the current crisis we have produced this short film on the Bacon Rebelion within North Korea. Vietham Video And to the rebels of North Korea I deliver this message. "They may take your lives, but they can never take your BACON!!" Signed, His Supreme Succulence, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine: Kpcurley of BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Sparta supports BACoN. It's delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 For shame, Korea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) My name is Keve69, Emperor of UINE and I approve of this statement! EDIT: Sorry to all those I dissapointed, I set a precendent with - How Keve feels about it - which I have failed to uphold now, i'll move to correct this right now. How Keve feels about it: Greatly amused Edited January 11, 2010 by Keve69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Andrew Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 This is the most legitimate CB ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtkode Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Seeing as they are nutty, do they only eat nuts, is that why you want to fatten them up with bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 For the record I deny my people BACon too, i'll be waiting for your brave members to teach me a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitch2030 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 HoG pleadges support to bacon to whip out the nnk cause it is a cool thing to do /o nomnomnom bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liluant Islands Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 These acts of suppression just can't be tolerated! You go get them BACoN and tech their leader about what's good and what isn't for his people! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 For shame NNK, for shame! I fully support BACoN in its endeavors to spread the wonder that is bacon throughout Planet Bob. Now, if only they were more receptive to my bacon raids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zikawe Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 HoG pleadges support to bacon to whip out the nnk cause it is a cool thing to do/o nomnomnom bacon I support HoG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 For shame NNK, for shame! I fully support BACoN in its endeavors to spread the wonder that is bacon throughout Planet Bob. Now, if only they were more receptive to my bacon raids. why raid when we openly provide bacon for all those who ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiCkO Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 well done sir well done! i for one support this noble crusade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The Battle of the Attention Whores. I'll be watching this with (dis)interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 For the record I deny my people BACon too, i'll be waiting for your brave members to teach me a lesson. You're so awesome, Alterego. Such a badass. You must really make the ladies swoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 You're so awesome, Alterego. Such a badass. You must really make the ladies swoon. You should know you're my number one fan and President of my adoration society. Another bully boy alliance cheered on by you lot, how the worm has turned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantanX Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 i shot every person who eat Bacon in negara ancur.. does that make me a bad@#$ too ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasuda Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The Battle of the Attention Whores.I'll be watching this with (dis)interest. Indeed. Is this a joke thread? I don't see any wars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Go get 'em boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Indeed. Is this a joke thread? I don't see any wars... There is one http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.as...yallexact=exact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasuda Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 There is onehttp://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.as...yallexact=exact Well, in that case, it seems your DoW is about eight hours late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Give me bacon or give me death! That's what I say at least... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Hefe Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) My name is Keve69, Emperor of UINE and I approve of this statement! I am curious as to how Keve feels about this announcement... As well, bacon is delicious. The only acceptable reason for not allowing your population to eat bacon is to hoard it for yourself. Edited January 11, 2010 by El Hefe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolak Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I wonder if the Orothodox population of the alliance "Jerusalem" will be next to be liberated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durabo Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Each and every citizen of each and every nation in the proud alliance of MFO supports this noble and worthy cause. I feel able to exclusively reveal to you one of the holy documents of our collective religion. A document which every citizen references daily as part of their dietary regime. FOR GREAT BACON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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