kulomascovia Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) Roman Empire Announcement As our Emperor once promised, the Roman Empire will attempt to poach ClashPoint. However, ClashPoint, being a high paid ho, shall not come cheap. As a result, I've decided to bid for ClashPoint's membership. Bidding ends January 7th. RE will start with an offer of $15 million and 250 tech. Thank you Alliances: Roman Empire: $15 million, 250 tech, pink sphere, co-ownership in the Yellow Army of Darkness: One Round of War with ClashPoint Ozland Cobras: A loose woman a loose man, a half bottle of year old Farkistani beer and a couple of Snakebites, a vintage bottle of Jeremiah Weed, Fark: 2 Farkistani Beers and 3 strips of bacon, a lead role in a b-grade porno, an in depth storyline to our b-grade porno (the secrets of that story will not be released unless their bid is successful), a lifetime supply of lube Parrot Pirates: 3 kegs of Rum and a Parrot, canon with a life-size Paris Hilton doll to use as target practice Rodentia Dominatus: 3 barrels of cheesybacon beer, 2 boxes of cookies, and a poisonberrybananachicken pie, a la mode, "1 Alligator... not your average alligator though.. this one is stuffed.. but that's not all.. it is wired for light to make it a lamp too.. but wait, there's more.. his front claws are arranged to hold a golf club.. but it get's better.. we include free mukluks on his back claws" Global Democratic Alliance: a hoard of minions, and a real live girl, the position of co-conspirator in sippyjuice's plot to take over the world, Mostly Harmful Alliance: A naked picture of Hisk Ordo Paradoxia: a mummified platypus, live female platypus, lifetime supply of platypus shaped animal crackers Echo: the position of Minister of Internal Affairs and a masterful portrait of ClashPoint. 32 cents, some lint, a string, and the rest of my tuna casserole. Wolfpack: A freshly killed deer and free rabies shots for all Pink Induastial Enigma - A lifetime supply of P.I.E. The Bovine: The hate of almost every alliance in Planet Bob* SOS Brigade: 1 $5 donation in SE to a member of your choice. Individuals: Thom98: 1 piece of dried fruit of Clash's choice Sylvia Midnight: A date with Sylvia Midnight, and a promise to join an actual alliance next round. *Offer arrived in game. Edited January 8, 2010 by kulomascovia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Just don't expect great things on the first date. Good, yes; but not great. I'm easy but far from cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) heh i would bid but uhh..keep it on the down low..erm i don't like sharing my tech Edited January 4, 2010 by ADude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 heh i would bid but uhh..keep it on the down low..erm i don't like sharing my tech Clash ain't cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrilobyteMan Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Expensive doesn't necessarily mean good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 oh..i've been quoted anyways i realize that he isn't cheap but monez is all i will give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb the Wise Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) I'll offer the Honor it is to march in battle with the Deadites of the Army of Darkness. There's no better offer. *spelling Edited January 4, 2010 by Jeb the Wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'll offer the Honor it is to march in battle with the Deadites of the Army of Darkness.There's no better offer. *spelling Your offer has been noted. How many rounds will that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb the Wise Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Your offer has been noted. How many rounds will that be? It will only take one for him to fall in love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Expensive doesn't necessarily mean good. I am botes cubed, my good fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb the Wise Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Alliances:Roman Empire: $15 million, 250 tech Army of Darkness: One Round of War with ClashPoint Ah, that's not quite how I'd put it but, yeah sure, that too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Ah, that's not quite how I'd put it but, yeah sure, that too! Sorry for the bad wording. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrilobyteMan Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I am botes cubed, my good fellow. Botes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb the Wise Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) Botes? Oh god don't ask! I think it's a cross between boss and totes, but it's not in the urbandictionary yet Cuz CN is so cutting edge and all *edit. If I use another tongue smilie in this thread, declare war on me Edited January 4, 2010 by Jeb the Wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochiel Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Ozland Cobras offers a loose woman and a couple of Snakebites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrilobyteMan Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Oh god don't ask! I think it's a cross between boss and totes, but it's not in the urbandictionary yet Cuz CN is so cutting edge and all If that's true then Clash is clearly the least cool person ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb the Wise Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) Wait. no, here it is: nvm *edit I realized the link had inappropriate words and this is OWF. Duh! Edited January 4, 2010 by Jeb the Wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Fark offers 2 Farkistani Beers and 3 strips of bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Ozland Cobras offers a loose woman and a couple of Snakebites Fark offers 2 Farkistani Beers and 3 strips of bacon. Your offers have been noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I raise our bid to include the pink sphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I would like to add a vintage bottle of Jeremiah Weed to the Ozland Cobras offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) I raise our bid to include the pink sphere. hands off, the pink sphere will one day be mine Edited January 4, 2010 by Darth Pollard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Parrot Pirates would like to bid 3 kegs of Rum and his own Parrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticllama Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 RD offers 3 barrels of cheesybacon beer, 2 boxes of cookies, and a poisonberrybananachicken pie, a la mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) All offers have been noted/upgraded. EDIT: Bidding ends January 7th. Edited January 5, 2010 by kulomascovia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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