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Ministerio de Relaciones Exteriores de Tropico


Agostinho Neto

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To send an Ambassador to Tropico, please fill the following form. Due to the low literacy rates of Tropico, we will not be able to send an ambassador in return (unless you teach him to read and write)

Nation Name:

Ruler Name:

Government:

Ambassador:

Is he allergic to mosquito bites?

Does he like crocodiles?:

What about Llamas?

Additional Notes:

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Nation Name: City-State of Taipei, Representing Dai Etania Teikoku

Ruler Name: Shogun Raiyku Shinje, Representing Dai Etania Teikoku

Government: Monarchy

Ambassador: Ambassador Foxy Mama

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? She is not.

Does he like crocodiles?: She wrestles them for a hobby.

What about Llamas? She rides them on drive-byes.

Additional Notes: Please provide copious amounts of rum.

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Nation Name: The Commonwealth of Texas

Ruler Name: Kevin Marisa

Government: Democratic Republic

Ambassador: Gary Paulsen

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? No, but he hates them

Does he like crocodiles?: He's indifferent

What about Llamas? I believe he's married to one.

Additional Notes: Please make the embassy Italian themed (OOC: Nothing to do with you) and have the embassy staff memorize every single line of Monty Python and the Holy Grail as well as every line of Monty Python's "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition" skits.

Edited by KingChris
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Nation Name: Union of Arctica

Ruler Name: Vedran

Government: tiered semi-democratic system

Ambassador: Bonita Juarez

Is he allergic to mosquito bites: we hope not

Does he like crocodiles: not particularly

What about Llamas: yes

Additional Notes: As an act of goodwill to Tropico, the ambassador will bring one(1) adult goat with her as a gift to El General on behalf of the Foreign Ministry.

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Ambassador Bonita Juarez

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Señor Gordo

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Nation Name: Procinctia

Ruler Name: Isara Gunther (until someone finds Generalissimo)

Government: Transitional

Ambassador: Diego Sanchez

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? Mosquitos are allergic to him

Does he like crocodiles?: Crocodiles make great boots

What about Llamas? Eats Llamas for breakfast, and lunch.

Additional Notes:

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Ambassador Diego Sanchez

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Nation Name: Vauleyo-Buryatia

Ruler Name: Azenquor II and Yuri I, joint Imperators

Government: Hybrid Constitutional Monarchy and Presidential Republic

Ambassador: Yulia Trubachev (Residing Ambassador)

Is (s)he allergic to mosquito bites? No. Mosquitoes die on contact with her

Does (s)he like crocodiles?: Rips them apart with her bare hands

What about Llamas? Hunts them for sport

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Nation Name: Acca Dacca

Ruler Name: Queen Ava Jones

Government: Queendom

Ambassador: Ema Mordo

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? SHE is not

Does he like crocodiles?: SHE prefers alligators

What about Llamas?: SHE would like to pet one

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Nation Name: Caucasia

Ruler Name: James Drake II

Government: Constitutional Monarchy

Ambassador: Bob Fish

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? No

Does he like crocodiles?: He is allergic to them.

What about Llamas? Yes. He got his first STD from a llama, if I recall correctly. I really wish he hadn't told me about that, it left me with nightmares for a few weeks.

Additional Notes: None

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Nation Name: German Democratic Republic

Ruler Name: Lynneth Sarkara

Government: Totalitarian Rational Communist Democracy

Ambassador: Stefan Irniv

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? No

Does he like crocodiles?: He loves to wrestle with them

What about Llamas? He finds them funny

Additional Notes:

He's also a certified teacher.

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Nation Name: Selenarctos

Ruler Name: IKrolm

Ambassador: Fidel Magsaysay

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? No.

Does he like crocodiles?: Texture's a bit too much like chicken.

What about Llamas? Sorry, alpacas only.

Additional Notes: We wish to send a 10 man embassy security team.

We are willing to train an ambassador to read and write.

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Nation Name: Marscurian Pakistan

Ruler Name: Sultan Mikhail Stein

Government: Sultanate

Ambassador: Tevye Milkemann

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? They get a little itchy

Does he like crocodiles?: Crocodiles are quite common in the Indus Delta. He's gotten used to them.

What about Llamas? Everyone loves Llamas

Additional Notes: Can you provide a little foot shower thing near the door of the building. Once you get sand in the carpet, it's never coming out.

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Nation Name: Republic of New England

Ruler Name: Lyndon Baines Johnson

Government: Federal republic

Ambassador: Donald Ruck

Is he allergic to mosquito bites?: Nope

Does he like crocodiles?: Heck yes! He wrestles with them, and sometimes even have drinks with them

What about Llamas?: He loves them! :3

Additional Notes: Vicious but friendly German Shepherd dogs for the Embassy staff. Or are they too scary for you?

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Nation Name: Federation of Disparu

Ruler Name: Lance Pikachurin, Monarch

Government: Constitutional monarchy, federal parliamentary democracy

Ambassador: Patrick Bonneville

Is he allergic to mosquito bites? No.

Does he like crocodiles?: Yes.

What about Llamas? :wub: Llamas :wub:

Additional Notes: We'd like you to send an ambassador to us in return, and we'll be more than happy to make him literate. Also, Patrick Bonneville wishes to have a bar and a professional bartender within the embassy.

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Nation Name: The Kingdom of Serca

Ruler Name: President Kwalize Jackson

Government: Imperial Democracy

Ambassador: Demontae Wallis

Is he allergic to mosquito bites?: No....Infact he eats mosiquitos to keep his protein up

Does he like crocodiles?: He has 2 crocs and 10 alligators as pets.

What about Llamas?: He perfer them for dinner

Additional Notes:

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Nation Name: The Holy American Empire

Ruler Name: Empress Jane Aurelia Louise Peacecraft & Emperor Kevin Hollihan

Government: Dual Monarchy

Ambassador: Jennifer Monroe

Is she allergic to mosquito bites? No

Does she like crocodiles?: No

What about Llamas? No

Additional Notes: If possible an Embassy with helicopter pad, close to an airport and the city center.

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