Julius Octavian Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 How to make a P.I.A.T ColadaStep 1: Sovereignty First take a Legion and crack open the shell. Next set the Imperial aside in a bowl of ice and empty the rest of the contents into a pot and cook over a stove for 5-10 minutes. Now set Cossar and your Julius aside in the same bowl as your Imperial and then take 2 cups of Troy and boil it in a separate pot. It is highly important that your Legion and Troy remain independent of one another. If you get any Nedved_I in your Troy before it's had a chance to cook the whole concoction's pretty much ruined. Step 2: Peace After your Legion and your Troy are done cooking, begin pouring the Legion into the Troy. It is highly important that the sweet and tangy flavors of Legion never conflict with the subtle and exotic flavors of Troy. You'll, therefore, need to be careful therefore to add just the right amount of Lord Fingolfin (1-1.5 cups depending on how much Plebe you have). Should you have a conflict of flavors you must remedy the concoction within 48 hours. Should you fail to do so within that time, you'll end up with what we call a "Rogue" instead of a PIAT Colada and it'll have to be disposed of accordingly. Step 3: Intelligence Once you have the right mix of Legion and Troy, you're about ready to add in your Imperial, Cossar and Julius. Dump your ice along with Imperial, Cossar and Julius into an ice crusher. Next add any critical information you have in stock to the Imperial/Cossar/Julius ice mixture and toss it around a bit with a spoon. It's crucial that critical information be distributed evenly throughout the mixture and between the two drinks, or else one might end up too sour. Step 4: Aid At this point you'll want to put in the finishing touches. If your Troy is being overpowered and your drink is too sweet, it's highly recommended that you give it some extra MoWNYCGIBB, some Kingkaimen or even some Draco to give it some more kick. Conversely, should Legion be overpowered and the drink is too stong, we recommend giving it a bit more Totem to help. Termination: Should you decide making this drink is way too much @#$!ing effort it can be disposed of. However, due to the highly volatile chemicals used in its making you'll need to call specialized professionals to dispose of it properly. It will take them 72 hours to respond. Should either Legion or Troy be taken off the food market, this recipe is rendered null and void. Ingredients list: Troy, Julius Octavian of Roman Empire II, Basilias of Troy Cossar of Costania, Rigas of Troy MoWNYCGIBB of Majik, Councilor of Upkeep DracoDark of Drakenguard, Councilor of Finance KingKaimen of KingSpanKaimen, Councilor of the Military Legion Imperial of Imperial Empire, Imperator Hubb of WV United Republic, Proconsul Lord Fingolfin of Dorthonion, Minister of Foreign Affairs Totem of Ciumideii, Minister of Defense Emperor Power of Arcadian Empire, Minister of Internal Affairs Konkrage of Konkrage1, Minister of Economics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DracoDark Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 o/ Legion o/ Troy o/ this Colada much for Legion :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fingolfin Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Yay for new friends. Troy is a classy bunch, its been a pleasure getting to know them better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 congratulations to both parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedved I Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Ave Legio! o/ Troy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiCkO Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 o/Troy Ave Legio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Wolf Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Kewlness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cossar Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Good to meet Legion! /O Troy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Congrats to Troy and Lolegion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigelopisan Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'd love to have some potion of MoWNYCGIBB awesome....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 My favourite kind of treaty. May there always be peace between Troy and Legion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiver Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 i read this whole thing and enjoyed it very much!! o/ Troia! o/ Legion, dont be too rough on them troy boys ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megamind Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Yay us Hails and aves all around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Congrats! Troy are good people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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