Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Biff steps up to a podium, and clicks a button. Behind him, a speech prerecorded by his PR agent plays. Biff emphasises points during the recording, throwing his hands left and right. "For too long we have suffered from the complaints of the CFNA, for too long they have create instability in North America! Now they fall, and fall they shall. This, this Oates claims to have brought peace and stability to the Mexican region, yet all our satellites reveal is an ongoing power struggle. It is time to end this belligerant and foolish "corporation" once and for all. As I speak, our men are on their way to achieving ultimate victory, not just for us, but for North America, and the WORLD!" Biff's recording ends and all that can be seen is the ROB flag with a picture of Biff next to it. *War* Bombers escorted by fighters drop their payload, hoping to knock out any means of letting the CFNA call for help. At the same time, transport ship paradrop troops and supplies below. If there is little resistance, then the troops will secure every town they come across ultimately making their way to the capital. Morale has never been higher, as the men have full confidence in Biff's leadership capabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 "While drinking his coffee in the morning, Premier Rorschach was so surprised he spat it all out. The only thing he uttered after that was- This nation is mad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 There is no need for this war for any reason. It seems that Biff is a war monger and is prepared to bring war to a nation just because it argues. Maybe the Republic of Biff should watch what it does or it could find itself with a dagger in the back one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 **Secret** The Imperial Union has moved to Defcon 2 and mobilized all forces. **Public Statement** The Imperial Union strongly condemns this unwarranted invasion and requests the Republic of Biff to withdraw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) "We have a feeling that Biff is merely a puppet head of government, his mysterious PR agent might be the real president. Anyways, as much as we do not like the CFNA's policies, we believe that initiating this war will only cause instability in North America, which was once non-existent. Disparu demands that the Republic of Biff should cancel their invasion." Edited September 3, 2009 by Pikachurin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Dragon Empire condemns this aggressive move by the Republic of Biff and calls upon RoB to cease their attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 The Malvinian Government has placed its security at DEFCON 2 and called up the army to high alert. our Lancer long range bombers are on standby if hostilities do not cease against CFNA. They may seem nuts but peaceful diplomacy is the way forward. NOT gunboat dilomacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Xaristan watches this with interest. However, we will not condemn the invasion, nor will we support it. What we will do, however, is to call upon all nations of the world, including those in North America and Asia, to let this remain an affair between these two nations to avoid it escalating. Any foreign aggression against any North American nation will be dealt with accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Andres Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 ooc: who is CNFA, can't find them on map? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 OOC: They're in Mexico, thy just haven't been added yet. Also, I'm going with Sargun's style here: I'm giving Oates until next Thursday (Sept. 10th) to respond, a full week is more than enough time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 OOC: They're in Mexico, thy just haven't been added yet.Also, I'm going with Sargun's style here: I'm giving Oates until next Thursday (Sept. 10th) to respond, a full week is more than enough time. OoC: What happens if Oates doesn't respond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 OOC: Then I continue on wiht the invasion RPing pockets of resistance, eventually securing the area and handing it back to Tahoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 OOC reeki.. dont take my "ultimatum seriously" i was under the impression you was invasing to claim it as your own.. not returning the land... my bad. pay no attention to it. IC The Malvinan Government retracts its statement regarding its military high alert and request to pull out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manetheren Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 While the CFNA is certainly a nuisance that more than likely will have to be removed some day, we question the CAU's ability to carry out this war, seeing as though there is no shared border and the CAU has no coastline to launch a naval strike from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 "We condemn this war of aggression, and request CAU (or ROB, whatever the hell your weird-$@! president calls it now) withdraw." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 While the CFNA is certainly a nuisance that more than likely will have to be removed some day, we question the CAU's ability to carry out this war, seeing as though there is no shared border and the CAU has no coastline to launch a naval strike from... We are launching a massive air invasion, and if that doesn't work, well then we'll send our boys from Antarctica to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 We generally don’t comment on what’s going on in the western hemisphere, but we’re going to make an exception now. The CFNA government has been making a lot of noise lately, however this seems like an step too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutai Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) Emperor Lu Tai smiled as he drank his tea as he wacth's the news about Biff's declaration of war . "Hehehe ah war how it makes the world riddle with chaos and destruction , but it is always so boring to watch sometimes but what can I do well as they say let others be your entertainment as you sit and do nothing but laugh". Edited September 3, 2009 by lutai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V The King Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 "Normally we let nations deal with their own disputes, but given there is absolutely no valid Causus Belli coming from the Republic of Biff backing their sudden aggression against the CFNA, as well as considering this is taking place in North America - we condemn the attack and call upon other American nations to do just the same. We give the Republic of Biff 48 hours to call off their aerial attack and reach a settlement with the CFNA, else we will be compelled to act against the aforementioned nation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manetheren Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 We are launching a massive air invasion, and if that doesn't work, well then we'll send our boys from Antarctica to Mexico. Over whose airspace? No, I don't think so. Please stand down from your attacks. Being a public nuisance isn't a valid cause for war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Normally Biff and his PR agent would continue - but Biff has seen the error of his ways. Biff has withdrew the attack. ***Private*** "Maybe next time Biff." Biff strangles his monitor again and mumbles incoherently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Normally Biff and his PR agent would continue - but Biff has seen the error of his ways.Biff has withdrew the attack. ***Private*** "Maybe next time Biff." Biff strangles his monitor again and mumbles incoherently. "It seems that the RoB has not addressed one of our concerns: "We have a feeling that Biff is merely a puppet head of government, his mysterious PR agent might be the real president... Nevertheless we are happy to know that you have withdrawn the attack." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 *Statement right from Biff!* I am no puppet. Do I look like a puppet to you when I do executive things like this? *This message was written via paper and pencil, then sent to everybody in the world.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Due to these peace and stability disrupting actions undertaken by the Republic of Biff the Islands of Ice will be placing their nation under heavy surveillance to ensure that they don't go off and start something just as bad as this or something worse without us knowing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Premier Barney sents a telegram to biff... "is that a god damn squid your forcing into the printer.. wait.. INK????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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