Believland Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (edited) Dear lord and ladies of Planet Steve, I have recently, been contacted by a great ruler of this game, about a new super evil. Being the evil child like myself I was interested. I was shocked to find out that Roman Empire, the one the great Murder Inc crumpled in the first great war of TE. Yes, this same alliance that helped make a large band of "crusaders" to take down the greatest alliance to ever rule this game. While being shocked by this story, I later went into talks with Tiberious. I explained to him that I was the evil doer and no one could infringe on the rights of being evil in this game, without my consent. I then offered him three paths, one was for me to become high government, he foolishly turned this down. The second was that I could control yellow. He accepted this offer, I was shook at first but, this didn't change my very very serious demeanor. After discussing about the post he later said I would not be owning any color, in this great world called "Steve". I then later informed Tiberious that he was making the worst decision for his alliance, he unforgettably disagreed with me. I hereby declare my jihad on the alliance known as Roman Empire, I shall show know mercy do to your leader's ignorance. The titan, BEazy PS: yah bad grammar passing out about now. I'll re edit it tomorrow Edited July 25, 2009 by BEazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Watch out RE! If you guys need help from TPF to keep beazy from rolling you, let us know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNeptune Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (edited) ˙ɹǝʌo ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ɹo pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uo puɐʇs ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇsnɯ noʎ ǝƃɐssǝɯ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ Second then and Hail. O/RE Edit because I wasn't first in the end. Edited July 25, 2009 by Kingneptune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I chose neither option. As for e being the titan I am I only had to wave my hand over the computer and it spoke to me. I could teach you these tricks, peasant but sadly you're not worth the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 RE, watch out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 wait what? steve? huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbite Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 i spit my beer when i read this.ill get you for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabryal Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Some days I seriously think I should hold off on reading the forums. *reaches for the tylenol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 wait what? steve? huh? Yes, Steve the planet you are inhabiting. Now who are you and why do you matter? i spit my beer when i read this.ill get you for that. Dear Great Lord Dogbite, I am sorry you have spilled your beer, while reading about your allies at the Roman Empire. Since I value your life, you can expect the finest mead in all of Heaven from my most glorious maids. Some days I seriously think I should hold off on reading the forums. *reaches for the tylenol* Days like these make me ask myself "Who are these people?" Then I remember that they don't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Indie Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Change your account back to Beazy, your confusing me! Also, RE You are actually screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Change your account back to Beazy, your confusing me! Also, RE You are actually screwed. I know, I think I've made a terrible mistake . How may I placate thy wrath, oh mighty one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I Watched Watchmen in HD last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I know, I think I've made a terrible mistake .How may I placate thy wrath, oh mighty one? Bar the sacrifice of your first-born, nothing shall save you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Bar the sacrifice of your first-born, nothing shall save you. Take him! TAKE HIM I SAY! Just please, have mercy oh mighty Beazy! I beg of you, have mercy! Think of the children! /Tiberius hides in a corner crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I chose neither option. As for e being the titan I am I only had to wave my hand over the computer and it spoke to me. I could teach you these tricks, peasant but sadly you're not worth the time Now I understand why punctuation and grammar are both important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I know, I think I've made a terrible mistake .How may I placate thy wrath, oh mighty one? Well, I guess you could let him 'have' the yellow team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Change your account back to Beazy, your confusing me! Also, RE You are actually screwed. Dear great Lord Kaiser, I shall not bend to the will of the opposition and go back to my last forum name I know, I think I've made a terrible mistake .How may I placate thy wrath, oh mighty one? You must give your first born to my holiness Bar the sacrifice of your first-born, nothing shall save you. Great Lord Pops is correct Take him! TAKE HIM I SAY! Just please, have mercy oh mighty Beazy! I beg of you, have mercy! Think of the children!/Tiberius hides in a corner crying. Please Duke Tiberius, do not test me Now I understand why punctuation and grammar are both important. As I said I would edit it later today Well, I guess you could let him 'have' the yellow team. Great lord Jon, do not test me you if you continue you might one of your image disappear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbite Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 is it true you fart spiders?o great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Great lord Jon, do not test me you if you continue you might one of your image disappear nooo...I like my image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 ˙ɹǝʌo ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ɹo pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uo puɐʇs ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇsnɯ noʎ ǝƃɐssǝɯ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ Or simply be able to read upside-down text. wait what? steve? huh? Yes, this world has been so named Planet Steve by those that inhabit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Or simply be able to read upside-down text. Touche... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 (edited) is it true you fart spiders?o great one. Dear great lord Dogbite, I have been told my farts smell like lavender. I have heard rumors that magicians have been able to capture my farts and market them as an "air freshener" whatever that means nooo...I like my image It was a work of the gods Or simply be able to read upside-down text.Yes, this world has been so named Planet Steve by those that inhabit it. Dear (insert gender) Arrnea, you deserve a gold star for that answer would you like it from Orion's belt? Touche... Hello again, I hate to be so rude to interrupt but there is no touching in my world also yes I do realize that isn't touch Edited July 26, 2009 by Believland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabryal Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Whatever it is you're taking I want some O Lord and Master of the 9 Heavens, 7 Hells, and Uncountable Stars in the Sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 K I just wanted to say this: I love the Watchmen reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelTom Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I think that I might now actually be dumber, having read this thread! :lol1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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