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We interrupt your current broadcast

for an important corporate bulletin

Dear citizens of Planet Bob,

Today, June 24, 2009, marks an important day in the political climate we all share. While the corporation of serious business and the ascended republic of elite states have a long running history of minor skirmishes and shenanigans directed at one another, we resolve to put all of this in the past as we present to you our optional non aggression pact.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the Srs3 Accords in which the CSB and ARES agree to optionally remain non aggressive towards one another.

I. Sovereignty

Both ARES and CSB optionally agree to respect one another's sovereignty. This optionally includes impeding on this sovereignty through espionage or overthrowing their respective governments. Like that will ever happen.

II. Optional non-aggression

At any time, either signatory can optionally chose to be non aggressive towards the other. I guess, if you want to be logical about this, the opposite is true as well, but let's not think like that. We're trying to get a start here, give us some credit already.

Should either signatory come under military attack by another alliance, the other signatory is not obligated in any way to respond with military support.

Signed for CSB:

Magnum T Gundraw

p0rkSab3r

Jotti

Signed for ARES:

Joe_Stupid

Thank you, and as always, we thank you in advance for your continued professionalism.

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Hey, CSB.

I thought you guys might be all right.

So, I went to #CSB, where I was kick/banned then was spammed invites.

Hope your alliance burns, you've made an enemy in Sileath on this day.

Well, in fairness...

LOL

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Hey, CSB.

I thought you guys might be all right.

So, I went to #CSB, where I was kick/banned then was spammed invites.

Hope your alliance burns, you've made an enemy in Sileath on this day.

Sounds like fun. I love #ath-o wait

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Oh that's right, you're on akick from #athens for being an annoying son of a !@#$%*. No wonder you're so welcome in this failalliance's channel.

Nice cheap shot there. :)

I love the part where you threatened my nation.

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LOL @ threatened.

I said your nation was too small and crappy for me to attack. I fail to see how that is a lie and/or a threat.

The fact that you wanted to see a nation when you were pretty angry at being highlighted says a lot. And when you say:

18:26 &Sileath • your nation is too small

18:26 &Sileath • and too crappy

18:26 &Sileath • for me to DoW on

it makes your intent pretty clear.

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LOL @ threatened.

I said your nation was too small and crappy for me to attack. I fail to see how that is a lie and/or a threat.

Are you really trying to stroke your e-peen by acting like his nation is really small and tiny after he was nuked multiple times in the war? Your nation is just small and crappy without the nuking part, so what's your excuse?

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