porksaber Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We interrupt your current broadcast for an important corporate bulletin Dear citizens of Planet Bob, Today, June 24, 2009, marks an important day in the political climate we all share. While the corporation of serious business and the ascended republic of elite states have a long running history of minor skirmishes and shenanigans directed at one another, we resolve to put all of this in the past as we present to you our optional non aggression pact. Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the Srs3 Accords in which the CSB and ARES agree to optionally remain non aggressive towards one another. I. Sovereignty Both ARES and CSB optionally agree to respect one another's sovereignty. This optionally includes impeding on this sovereignty through espionage or overthrowing their respective governments. Like that will ever happen. II. Optional non-aggression At any time, either signatory can optionally chose to be non aggressive towards the other. I guess, if you want to be logical about this, the opposite is true as well, but let's not think like that. We're trying to get a start here, give us some credit already. Should either signatory come under military attack by another alliance, the other signatory is not obligated in any way to respond with military support. Signed for CSB: Magnum T Gundraw p0rkSab3r Jotti Signed for ARES: Joe_Stupid Thank you, and as always, we thank you in advance for your continued professionalism. this has been a announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nada2486 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 You made a good choice with ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Oooh nice, optional non-aggression. I approve of this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 o/ To an Optionally awesome treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Manbearpig Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 This gag has been before, but it has never been done this well. o/CSB o/ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I've been dreading this announcement for a long time. ONAP's are the thing of the future. This !@#$ just got srs. o/ Srsnss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 oNAP? 'Grats on the treaty guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Mighty powerful treaty you got there, Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Mighty powerful treaty you got there, Joe Wait til you see the ONAP Bloc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daverice Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 This is srsly awesome. You guys are ahead of the curve with the ONAPs. Professional as always and cordially yours, Daverice o/ ARES o/ CSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I DO NOT REMEMBER AGREEING TO THIS SOMEONE WILL PAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Manbearpig Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I DO NOT REMEMBER AGREEING TO THIS SOMEONE WILL PAY AND WHAT SHALL THEY PAY MY GOOD SIR/MA'AM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 For his inept actions and complete disregard for the chain of command, I sentence Porksaber to optional expulsion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I look forward to our close partnership with ARES in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamcoltra Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) I wouldn't mind getting in on the ONAP block. .... Damn They posted again before I could even f'ing comment Edited June 25, 2009 by teamcoltra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyan1979 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Should have made it an Optional Standard Non-Agression Pact, then it would have been rly srs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Hey, CSB. I thought you guys might be all right. So, I went to #CSB, where I was kick/banned then was spammed invites. Hope your alliance burns, you've made an enemy in Sileath on this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Hey, CSB.I thought you guys might be all right. So, I went to #CSB, where I was kick/banned then was spammed invites. Hope your alliance burns, you've made an enemy in Sileath on this day. Well, in fairness... LOL Edited June 25, 2009 by A Soviet Attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Hey, CSB.I thought you guys might be all right. So, I went to #CSB, where I was kick/banned then was spammed invites. Hope your alliance burns, you've made an enemy in Sileath on this day. Sounds like fun. I love #ath-o wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I love #ath-o wait Oh that's right, you're on akick from #athens for being an annoying son of a !@#$%*. No wonder you're so welcome in this failalliance's channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Oh that's right, you're on akick from #athens for being an annoying son of a !@#$%*. No wonder you're so welcome in this failalliance's channel. Nice cheap shot there. I love the part where you threatened my nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Nice cheap shot there. I love the part where you threatened my nation. LOL @ threatened. I said your nation was too small and crappy for me to attack. I fail to see how that is a lie and/or a threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 LOL @ threatened.I said your nation was too small and crappy for me to attack. I fail to see how that is a lie and/or a threat. The fact that you wanted to see a nation when you were pretty angry at being highlighted says a lot. And when you say: 18:26 &Sileath • your nation is too small 18:26 &Sileath • and too crappy 18:26 &Sileath • for me to DoW on it makes your intent pretty clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) LOL @ threatened.I said your nation was too small and crappy for me to attack. I fail to see how that is a lie and/or a threat. Are you really trying to stroke your e-peen by acting like his nation is really small and tiny after he was nuked multiple times in the war? Your nation is just small and crappy without the nuking part, so what's your excuse? Edited June 25, 2009 by JackSkellington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'll take you to foggy london town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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