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The Official 'I Hate TPF' Thread


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I don't hate TPF, I hate the misleading sigs. I do believe NPO is Karma's Most Wanted.

Hopefully this thread can stay a bit more light-hearted than the others.

Want to touch my nukes?? :awesome: They aren't the WRC variety.. but they do cause mutations \oo/

I hate TPF because Mhawk ignored me in Valhalla's chan :(

Don't worry Kage.. he's so popular with the other side, he doesn't have time for any of us anymore :P

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If everybody hates TPF, how does that make them the most wanted? Wouldn't that make them the least wanted?

I see wut u did thar and I like it. I'll see to it personally that your application is accepted. :D

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TPF doesn't feed it's members. They say a proper phoenix is always hungry. But I looked in Mhawk's kitchen window the other day, and the entire government was in there, feasting on our food. Then when I asked him about it, he blamed Slayer and said that change would be coming soon. Yeah right, he's gained 30 pounds since he joined. )):

-Bama

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Yeah right, he's gained 30 pounds since he joined. )):

-Bama

He's gotten complacent. I appreciate you informing me of this. Now we can arrange a mutiny. :ehm:

The burning rubble is ours! All ours!

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TPF doesn't feed it's members. They say a proper phoenix is always hungry. But I looked in Mhawk's kitchen window the other day, and the entire government was in there, feasting on our food. Then when I asked him about it, he blamed Slayer and said that change would be coming soon. Yeah right, he's gained 30 pounds since he joined. )):

-Bama

But But but.. but .. did he like the ribs? :P

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He's gotten complacent. I appreciate you informing me of this. Now we can arrange a mutiny. :ehm:

The burning rubble is ours! All ours!

Let's push him out of the bunker, he's such a big target. We can say it was an accident. Well, if we can fit him through the bunker door.

-Bama

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Let's push him out of the bunker, he's such a big target. We can say it was an accident. Well, if we can fit him through the bunker door.

-Bama

Mebbe we can get our enemies to widen it with a cruise missile. <_<

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TPF keeps me in tech dealing slavery.

They exploit me for their own perverse purposes.

And they keep handing me money to kill Mushroom people!

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TPF keeps me in tech dealing slavery.

They exploit me for their own perverse purposes.

And they keep handing me money to kill Mushroom people!

I'll talk to hawk about a slave-swamp. Mebbe I can get him to let you take over this sweet Minister of Complaints gigs.

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OMG MY EARS ARE BLEEDING HELP ADMIN! HELP!

My assistant has been a little slow recently. When he gets there with the welding goggles, kick him in the seeds for me.

Also, I always like that logo. What's not to like about a grenade?

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TPF stopped nuking me right before I reached 1 mil casualties, and they are making me wait a few more days before I can declare again.

You had better not surrender before I get to attack again!

I may be able to help you with this. Nation link, please?

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I fear I'm too sober to properly handle my duties at this time. Running the Ministry of Complaints is an extremely demanding position that requires an intoxicated MoCkerist.

brb. :lol1:

S - You've got a lot to learn about heckling! We've been doing this for years and never did it drunk...

W - Who knows, maybe that's what we've been doing wrong the whole time!

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