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"It makes it extra special after all the One on One honor talk they did last round, but they changed leaders, this one must be a coward."

Unlike all the big boys ganging up for a gang-bang you mean?

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"It makes it extra special after all the One on One honor talk they did last round, but they changed leaders, this one must be a coward."

Unlike all the big boys ganging up for a gang-bang you mean?

Big Boys ? we are only 70 members with no treaties other than NAP's But if our mighty NAP's scared you, by all means have fun :)

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One of these days, The Initiative will find these weapons of mass destruction. Once they type them up, that is. I'm in a bloc in TE and my e-peen goes wwwweeeeeeeeeeeee.

3 people update blitz me and I'm not even anarchied... for shame...

Sad to see that Swat wasn't able to carry out their attacks against The 4077th. Maybe next round :)

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Fark better watch out. We at MHA have the flying spaghetti monster on our side.

Seriously, nobody else has such a cool higher power. Carbohydrate based deities PWN yours.

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Way to piss off the FSM, seriously, you're all screwed now...

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Fark better watch out. We at MHA have the flying spaghetti monster on our side.

Seriously, nobody else has such a cool higher power. Carbohydrate based deities PWN yours.

424852399_366575a804.jpg

Way to piss off the FSM, seriously, you're all screwed now...

The FSM Flies for Fark!

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/no, seriously--It does.

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Fark better watch out. We at MHA have the flying spaghetti monster on our side.

Seriously, nobody else has such a cool higher power. Carbohydrate based deities PWN yours.

424852399_366575a804.jpg

Way to piss off the FSM, seriously, you're all screwed now...

You think the Noodley Godhead wants peace?!

YOUR SAVORY SAVIOR SHALL FORSAKE YOU!

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There was in fact a casus belli to this war, which I will present here.

[2009-03-07 19:16:59] <CE member 1> [00:35] <SWAT leader 1> and [sWAT] are planning on killing 4077

[2009-03-07 19:17:00] <CE member 1> [00:35] <SWAT leader 1> Seth and his buds in MHA discovered that LE, OJ, BW, and possibly the fellowship will be countering us in defense of 4077

[2009-03-07 19:17:00] <CE member 1> [00:44] <SWAT leader 1> we'll be blitzing 4077 in a similar fashion to our war on UN

[2009-03-07 19:17:00] <CE member 1> [00:44] <SWAT leader 1> fast and heavy before they can roll out counters

[2009-03-07 19:17:00] <CE member 1> [00:44] <SWAT leader 1> if LE hits us at that update as well, MHA will be covering us

[2009-03-07 19:17:15] <CE member 1> [00:43] <CE member 1> so when were you guys thinking of starting this?

[2009-03-07 19:17:15] <CE member 1> [00:43] <SWAT leader 1> next friday

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[2009-03-06 00:36:55] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:01:42] <MHA gov 1> CN:TE... i'm forming a bloc. seeing as (apparently) CE are all my <insert SE relationship here>, i'd like to extend an invitation to you guys to join

[2009-03-06 00:36:56] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:16] <CE member 2> forming a block of?

[2009-03-06 00:36:58] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:30] <MHA gov 1> military bloc

[2009-03-06 00:37:00] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:39] <CE member 2> I mean who

[2009-03-06 00:37:02] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:41] <CE member 2> and for what purpose

[2009-03-06 00:37:03] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:42] <MHA gov 1> oh

[2009-03-06 00:37:05] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:52] <MHA gov 1> MHA, LE, RE, GDA, Aztec

[2009-03-06 00:37:07] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:02:59] <MHA gov 1> honest answer, or public answer :x

[2009-03-06 00:37:08] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:07] <CE member 2> you working on it by yourself or with other people

[2009-03-06 00:37:10] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:10] <CE member 2> and what's the purpose?

[2009-03-06 00:37:11] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:17] <CE member 2> public and prrivate

[2009-03-06 00:37:13] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:23] <MHA gov 1> lol

[2009-03-06 00:37:14] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:28] <MHA gov 1> public: protection

[2009-03-06 00:37:16] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:32] <MHA gov 1> private: rolling fark

[2009-03-06 00:37:17] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:04:56] <MHA gov 1> i'm spearheading the operation... contacting leaders and promoting the idea and what not

[2009-03-06 00:37:19] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:05:53] <CE member 2> I'll forward it to Londo and Babyjesus, see what they think

[2009-03-06 00:37:20] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:02] <CE member 2> I don't usually take the initiative on that kind of stuff

[2009-03-06 00:37:22] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:06] <MHA gov 1> lol

[2009-03-06 00:37:24] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:10] <MHA gov 1> thats fine :)

[2009-03-06 00:37:25] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:29] <MHA gov 1> or MHA could just acquire CE and you guys could all join us

[2009-03-06 00:37:27] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:36] <MHA gov 1> it'd be nice to have some more <SE alliance> with us :P

[2009-03-06 00:37:28] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:44] <CE member 2> you're in MHA?

[2009-03-06 00:37:30] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:06:54] <MHA gov 1> i'm a director yeah

[2009-03-06 00:37:32] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:07:04] <MHA gov 1> head of the military, as well as a few other things

[2009-03-06 00:37:33] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:07:14] <MHA gov 1> thats why im not being annoying as a !@#$%* on forums anymore :P

[2009-03-06 00:37:35] <CE member 2> [2009-03-05 14:07:31] <CE member 2> k

Crimson Empire decided to roll w/ Fark early on in this round. We asked SWAT to join us as well, but talks sort of stalled on that front. We then learned of a threat to Fark from MHA, and began working to counter it. Our plan of attack was to be swift and decisive, consisting of a ruthless and overwhelming update blitz on MHA and any allies we expected to roll with MHA. We have now executed such an attack, with brutally effective results. Our judgement in this case was based on the MHA logs, along with MHA's willingless to back SWAT in a war against 4077, which would draw in LE and then Fark against MHA. MHA's allies were also included in the initial blitz in order to reduce overall damage to our side. Our operational security, despite the large number of alliances involved in the founding of the Initiative, has apparently been flawless.

This is not a statement of Initiative policy, merely a statement of our casus belli, which was in fact quite geniune.

To all: Remember that this is a short game that resets every two months. Have fun, get back at us later, and don't carry grudges outside TE. Please. I :wub: far too many of you for that.

o/ the Initiative!

o/ her allies!

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Hmm, interesting logs. I have no idea who claimed to be MHA gov, but I can tell you right now, there was no plot. RE would never join in any sort of plot against Fark, something I've expressed multiple times. We still owe Fark for surviving the first Judgment War. Looks to me like someone was either very stupid in MHA or someone was pretending to be MHA gov.

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Those conversation was with dankfire who is NOT a MHA gov member and only a military leader...

That person was hell bent on hitting fark and was is on his final warning before being kicked from the alliance.

I wish people would actually CHECK IN with a ME about these facts...

But the war already began so it is what it is....

Thaisport

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Plus anyone one who knows me knows I'm one of the least confrontational leaders in MHA and actually a few were annoyed at such because I prefer to avoid wars but once it comes we fight. I hope that all alliance leaders aren't like this, rushing on hearsay and hitting the panic buttons. This is why were are at war now.

What people don't know is I was already considering a NAP FARK. But then If i did that, people would complain that #1, #2, #3, #5 were all lined up which would piss people off more. Oh well I guess you can't win the all...lol

Welcome to the first major war...

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It seems like you always get stuck in the middle of these things Thaisport, and I do feel bad for you.

The logs do show though, there was a undercurrent of a movement to take down FARK. There is also evidence that SWAT wanted to try to roll The 4077th. I think it is a bit odd that people keep saying this was a crappy CB, but it really seems to be they are just mad a counterstrike hit them before the original strike hit.

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Those conversation was with dankfire who is NOT a MHA gov member and only a military leader...

That person was hell bent on hitting fark and was is on his final warning before being kicked from the alliance.

I wish people would actually CHECK IN with a ME about these facts...

But the war already began so it is what it is....

Thaisport

score one for military intelligance

(props to COD4 on that line)

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SWAT's expectation that MHA would be ready to counter LE (a close Fark ally) when they hit 4077 this Friday, was I assume based in something more than wishful thinking. Combined with the previous MHA plotting against Fark, it was sufficient evidence for us to conclude that MHA would be engaged with Fark one way or the other. We took The Initiative to strike first.

;)

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SWAT's expectation that MHA would be ready to counter LE (a close Fark ally) when they hit 4077 this Friday, was I assume based in something more than wishful thinking. Combined with the previous MHA plotting against Fark, it was sufficient evidence for us to conclude that MHA would be engaged with Fark one way or the other. We took The Initiative to strike first.

;)

When has MHA plotted against Fark before?

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