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  1. Cable, this pathetic attempt to seize power is beneath contempt. You have tried this before, and I hope you will recall the end result from the last time! Let me start by saying, as a former council officer, and current commanding officer of the Farkistan Defense Forces, that you do not have the FDF's support in this. Furthermore, while you have managed to snow enough of a slim plurality of our membership into voting for you to "lead" our AA, you do NOT have the support of anywhere near enough of our membership to usurp the council! You need to get off your high horse and talk to the general membership of our AA! Maybe this can still be resolved peacefully.
  2. Fark went to Hawaii, and all I got was this lousy new Subby and a new council?!? With Fireguy?!?!? WTF?!? /congrats guys!
  3. Hmmmmm, I guess I should check in here more often. Fark would support this war! And we would bring our nukes. We likes the pretty colors they make when they go BOOM!
  4. Oh, we're not done yet! It was just time to end this round of fighting, regroup, and see what we wanted to do next. B)
  5. TPF and the Fark alliance have just concluded talks with MHA, and have agreed to cease and desist all attacks on each other, and all of each other's allies, as of 11:59PM server time 03/16/2009. Furthermore, we all call upon all of our allies to do likewise! This has been an interesting start to this round of TE, and I think most of us can say we had a pretty good time. But it's time for it to end now, while we all can still have a measure of respect each other. We may see some of you on the battlefield again sometime before the round is over, but it will just be for the fun of it! We want no hard feelings about what happened here. So sit back, chill out, have a beer oR 3, re-grow your nation, and get ready to do it all again FTFOI in a couple of weeks! Signed for Fark: Docmeister - Triumvir of Bacon BozDaBoz - Triumvir of Boobies Tumultous Papaya - Triumvir of Beer Signed for TPF: Burning Glory - Overlord Signed for MHA: Thaisport - Executive Director Sethly - Executive Associate Director Signed for Tenloss: Desert Ratz- LSAF Commander or MoD Signed for The Fellowship: Neo Gandalf - ???
  6. Especially since we are ending this war now. And will probably be signing new treaties!
  7. This is the best thing I have seen posted on the whole OWF all day! Fenrir for President!
  8. Inasmuch as the members of The Initiative Bloc always enjoy a good fight, we do not appreciate being blind-sided. Due to intelligence that has come into our possession, we have been made aware that there are those plotting the destruction of several of our member alliance's nations. This destruction was to be carried out with an all-out offensive by overwhelming numbers, initiated with a surprise attack! This threat towards the sovereignty of the member alliances of The Initiative Bloc can not be allowed to go forth unchecked! Therefore, The Initiative Bloc hereby declares that a state of war does now exist between our members and The Mostly Harmful Alliance, and her allies. The bombing will commence in 5 minutes. And may whatever higher power you perceive have mercy on your nations, for we will not.
  9. FARK is BACK! Fark's back in a big way for Round 4! We have a new Triumvirate in place too: (well, except for me that is) BozDaBoz (IRC: BozDaBoz[Fark]) aka: WizardofBoz, ruler of Coastalbendatia Tumultuous Papaya (IRC: Tumultuous_Papaya[Fark]) aka: NotoriousCoconut, ruler of Coconut Island Docmeister (IRC: Docmeister[Fark]) aka: Docus Maximus, ruler of Bonzailand We also have a public IRC channel if you want to reach out to us: #tefark on coldfront As you can see from the amount of folks joining us (which was a bit of a surprise to us) we're sitting in the #2 spot as of this post. What this means is that we expect to have some ghost issues for those sitting on our AA w/out actually being on our forums and have access to our rules. So with that said, we're enacting some policies: 1. Raids by Farkers: Farkers are not to raid any alligned nation (aligned means you are in an alliance of 10 or more nations or are the protectorate of an alliance if you have less than 10 nations). None targets are always open to raids. (and for god sakes, don't raid our member Ironone--he's a Farker, not None!) 2. Raids against Farkers: Carrying our policy over from round 3, and given the fact that there are no reps in TE, any raids against Farkers will be met with a 3:1 counter attack. You raid Fark, 3 Farkers will hit you back. W/out reps, this is the only fair way to counter raids. Furthermore, we believe it works both ways--if a nation on our AA violates our #1 policy above, we'd expect the offending nation to get hit hard in retaliation the same way.
  10. So much this! My people are about to impeach my sorry butt if I don't find them a war soon! But we would like to have it be all in fun! I think the "number 1" nation winning a prize is BS! And I think that's a lot of what's stifling everything now. I was more proud of my casualty counts than my nation rank last round! How about we give out trophies for those too?!? That should light a fire under a bunch of people who've been more worried about their precious pixels than having some fun!
  11. Arcane is one of Fark's Triumvirate this round, he's on vacation right now. Our second Triumvir, this round, is Akealon, he's got a new bebbeh right now, so you'll have trouble finding him. I am our third Triumvir this round, and I support this message! The play date would have to be sometime next week, so Arcane doesn't miss it.
  12. Unfortunately, Arcane is AFK for a few days. He asked us to try not to blow everything up before he gets back. So, in all fairness to Arcane, this would best be delayed until some time next week. Other than that, the idea has merit!
  13. If you look anything like your avvi, ANYTIME!
  14. Be it known to all that Ice Cream, in response to multiple tech raids against their alliance, has asked for Fark's assistance in this matter. Fark hereby activates their MDAP with Ice Cream. Any nation raiding Ice Cream, is now considered to be raiding Fark. First, and foremost, you should expect to be counter-attacked by the defending nation before any peace is accepted! Second, if the raiding nation is from an alliance treatied to Fark, you will get a PM asking you to peace out with Ice Cream immediately, and a PM will be sent to your alliance leaders. If no peace is offered within 24 hours, Fark will assist Ice Cream in counter-attacking you. Third, if the raiding nation is from an alliance NOT treatied with Fark, it's open season! You can (and should) expect to be counter-attacked at any time by either Ice Cream or Fark. Furthermore, any escalations at that point may be considered an act of War! Docus Maximus, Fark Triumvir of Beer!
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