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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Ragnarok...CN's "Jack Burton".

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Valtamdraugr falls from the sky and lands with a resounding..*thud*

Dag nabbit Gryphon!! *shakes fist at sky*

Ahem... Come on over and have some salmon jerky and tea-cakes...um...

scratch that...

Come on over and chew on a haunch of venison and quaff the mead.

Alf performs his nearly famous booty dance at 7 and 10pm, and an encore appearance at 1am.

Don't miss it!

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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Join RoK!! We haz spamz!!

Valt

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