The Tale of Ejayrazz
Let me tell you the tale of Ejayrazz.
He had no father nor mother, he was literally born of extreme hate, hate for all those who were not white. He violently opposed freedom for minorities and actively campaigned for black people to be rounded up and put back into slavery. Bull Connor worshiped at his feet and Strom Thrumond thanked him personally during his speeches.
In a move of delicious irony he joined the black team, in order to besmirch its name by committing evil deeds under its aegis. But he forgot one thing...he forgot about GOONS.
Ejayrazz attempted to keep his prejudices hidden until the time was right, but he made one fatal mistake. He insulted Snoop Dogg.
At the time, many GOONS members had Snoop avatars and sigs in order to properly honor the man during his feast day. When Ejayrazz insulted the man, his true nature was laid bare. GOONS saw him for what he was and attacked. We harangued him day and night, shouting from the rooftops about the facade that he had put up. Even CN turned its back on him.
But then the most amazing thing happened...GOONS forgave him. We showed him the error of his ways and showered him with sympathy after the loss of his reputation. Ejayrazz became a functioning member of society, and tears flowed when he finally put on a Snoop avatar. Then he joined ONOS and his reputation was lost again
I bet babyjesus and Louisa are like the only ones to remember Ejayrazz and what a hard time GOONS gave him