SeaBeeGipson

Thats a big bomb. RIP.

I don't think anyone blames you for anything. You got caught in the middle of our little !@#$show. o/

Shall we counter?

Y'all wild bruh

Massive updeclare is massive

Posting on behalf of IRON Government. The following calculations were found by going through each individual war of all members of IRON versus DefCon 1 and adding the results. This accounted for any damages/NS lost or gain from any purchases during the war. It did not, however, account for any losses of NS due to aircraft levels, Naval ships, etc (I believe.) I believe Harwyn has the numbers for that, but his don't account for anything gained/lost due to purchases during the war. We couldn't really find a system to account for all of it. Anyway, here y'all go. End of the War Stats from individual calculations: Total Damage Received by IRON: 154,241.50 Total Damage Delivered by IRON: 250,327.69 Difference: 96,086.19 in favor of IRON Total Infra Lost by IRON: 30,686.76 Total Infra Destroyed by IRON: 57,635.38 Difference: 26,948.62 in favor of IRON Total Tech Lost by IRON: 5,825.08 Total Tech Destroyed by IRON: 7,504.96 Difference: 1,679.88 in favor of IRON Total Land Lost by IRON: 22,100.76 Total Land Destroyed by IRON: 26,597.45 Difference: 4,496.69 in favor of IRON

I'd like to see stats on such an updeclare. Outrageous. Inconceivable. Good luck to all involved. o/ DCS o/ Wile o/ Tucker o/ the other guys

Here's to a good war! Yay to Spartan References!

They can lock my thread, but they will never destroy the spirit of the coconut club!

Dear our most gracious and powerful Admin, Please lock thread. Sincerely, you can call me Daddy; SeaBeeGipson

Google Translation (because I don't read German): "Names of the german government I have the honor to inform you that germany hereby declares its withdrawal from the Volksbund according to article 1 paragraph 3 of the Articles of Incorporation. approve, master general secretary, the assurance of my highest consideration."

Thank you so much for doing the stats for this war. I'm upset I couldn't participate but I shall definitely have my fun later. From the stats, it definitely looks like a close war.

OFFICIAL UPDATE REGARDING THE UPCOMING WAR: Due to the real world events transpiring within a few regions of the US, there is an agreed upon stance to be conducted this war. While everyone involved would like to acknowledge the warring aspect of TE, it is important to remember we all are apart of the same gaming community. The alliances involved have agreed to grant exceptions of wars to nations being effected by Hurricane Irma, anyone displaced by the wildfires in the Northwest, and anyone unable to war due to conditions in Houston. Below is the confirmed list of nations that will not participate. It is worth noting, any nation listed below, should they declare an offensive war, will find themselves null-and-void of this protected status. If you declare on any of these protected nations, the consequences will be up to the alliance leaders involved. Conditions of all members have been explained to government officials and do not need to be published here, as I like to respect privacy. Also to be noted, this list may grow over the next few days as responses from other members come in. My personal situation is I am heading down to Houston to assist with relief and rescue efforts, and would rather not have to focus on my phone given the circumstances. Others, such as Wile above, are free to mention their situations if they so please. Today will be my last day of contact for a bit. The nations are as follows: Wile E Coyote of Acme States (DCS) Rexius of Zeitgeist (OP) Peter of Gallipoli (OP) God of War of Sparta (IRON) King Cankles of Ratzu (IRON) TheAwesomeF5 of Oktoberfest (IRON) We all wish everyone remain safe during these times, and hope they can return to a game we all enjoy with minimal drama. Alliance leaders are to make sure this list is known among their respective alliances. Stay safe!

Stay safe Wile! We'll keep you and the children in our thoughts.

ANNOUNCER: TUESDAY MORNING! Come one, come all, for the brawl of the century! In this corner, with a weight of 475,000 Nation Strength, 19 Nations, 77,500 Infra, and 9,800 tech! The alliance with skin as tough as metal! IRON! And in the opposing corner, with a tag-team weight of 440,000 Nation Strength, 25 Nations, 82,000 Infra, and 10,000 Tech! The Tag-Team Champions of the World! New Desolate Order, Ordo Paradoxia, and Digital Combat Soldiers! Tune in on September 12th, starting at 10AM Central Time (Server Time), to watch the Tag-Team Champions throw down with the #1 Contender, IRON! You'll end up buying a seat to watch, but you're only going to need the edge! REFEREE: Dirty Ops and Blockades shall be restricted, and will result in a DQ. Dirty Ops are as follows: Inciting Religious or Governmental Propaganda, Assassinating Generals, and Sabotaging IRS Proficiency. Anyone found to have broken these rules, will result in equal retaliation. (4 Dirty Ops will result in 4 retaliatory Dirty Ops). Nukes are encouraged, as well as making this the bloodiest war possible. These fans want planes falling from the sky, tanks blow to a million pieces, soldiers filling mass graves, and entire naval crews meeting Davy Jones! The Fight will be on September 12th at 10AM, and no earlier. It will run for an entire round. Signed, MegaZeux of Trinitrotoluene, IRON President Sister Midnight of Secor, IRON Senator God of War of Sparta, IRON Military Commander, 1st Battalion Harwyn Hardhand of the Isles and Rivers, IRON Military Commander, 2nd Battalion If any participating alliance wishes to change the proposal; such as terms, time, and so forth for this rumble, please contact Sparta.

This was IRON and WotN. Lmao.

Inb4 flag runners jump to another alliance to avoid war. o/ D1 for cleansing the flag runners before we could

o/ to Cowboy's drunken antics! Also your birthday is 2 days after mine. Geminis bruh. We rock

Please see photo attached. Have a great day.

For too long the Coconut Club has stood silent and watched these horrible atrocities go by. To our pineapple abusers, we say no more! Today is the day you shall answer for your crimes against our pineapple pals!

It has come to the attention of the Great and Respectable Coconut Club, that a violator has harmed our Pineapple brethren. This filthy violator stands accused of mortifying acts performed with various pineapples, against their will. We, the Great Nations of the Coconut Club, have been made aware of the heinous crimes and demand justice for these innocent pineapples. While this barbarian has destroyed the moral and self-esteem of our pineapple friends to the point of inoperability, the Coconut Club is here to avenge them. This barbarian is being protected by an alliance of Degenerates, and we have decided to put the lime in it and shake it all up by rolling the entire alliance. Junka, the Pineapple Punisher, will fall for his disregard for the consent of pineapples. The Coconut Club hereby declares the Pina Colada War on ISX. Signed, The Government of the Coconut Club SeaBeeGipson of Denton; The Head Coconut RearviewRover of Peasant Confederacy, Coconut O'Brien Brewersalliance of Puestopia, ISX Corpse Defiler LordSunday of The House, That 3-headed coconut Pokemon Lord Hitchcock of Brittden, The green coconut Maine of LiveFreeorFly, Coconut Enthusiast Roquentin of HowTheHellDidHeAgreeToThis, Surprise Coconut The Imperium of Supernova-X Hereby recognizes the state of war. Immortan Junka, the Real Leader of ISX, (Forged Signature) Galerion, The Puppet Leader, (Forged Signature) AtlasXero, Junka #2, (Forged Signature) Disclaimer: No Real coconuts or pineapples were harmed in the making of the troll DoW. This is not an actual DoW, please delete.

Name it Deinos and I'll throw 100 tech into a start-up fund.

With all this mention of IRON, you'd think we're relevant in this situation..YAY! Relevancy!

I support this notion.