Jason8

Hi, I'm a TE noob and just joined to piss in HiredGun's cheerios because I've heard stories about him and D1. Mission accomplished. Enjoy your homemade dog treats.

I'll second this. Canik and company (even Velocity, believe it or not!) have been a pleasure to work with, and we'd all probably be irradiated as hell with nukes still flying overhead if FTW hadn't stepped in and helped us get to this point.

Must suck to suck. At least you're on red team and posting on the OWF. Some people don't even get that.

I don't remember the last time I've seen a more boring DoW. Where's the salty tears?

Hmmmmmmm...

I, for one, am super happy to see this finally official. Happy for all involved!

Ah... elections. That'll do it. Gotta appeal to the majority!

You wanna do it or do you want me to get our guy to do it? If it's tradition, we must hold it true.

Confucius says, nuke FiringLine for happy day

I could arrange for this... Watch your nation tomorrow morning. 😉

One thing I've learned while reading this thread... it's that @HiredGun has no goals. Keep spinning those tires, buddy!

@HiredGunwanna join a cool alliance?

Oh hey, it's Walsh! Good meme, I approve.

Welcome to CyberNations: Tournament Edition! Be a part of CyberNations History and join the one and only Red Team Alliance there is, the Roman Empire! All other "alliances" on red team are fakes and they are illegitimate. Please message me back and we can get you enrolled as a member!

Honestly, it's been in the works for a *long* time but there have been other distractions that postponed this. It's fine though, the fact this is posted means we're past that stuff! I like the BUTT!

Honestly, I felt as if it was a shot in the dark at first, but everyone has been great to work with and I think we're in for a long lasting friendship! Cheers to the BUTT!

*Brown Unity & Trade Treaty* -- B.U.T.T. Preamble: The major alliances of Brown have decided to come together and embrace what it means to be united in our spherical aims. Article I: B.U.T.T. Stuff Membership to B.U.T.T. requires an alliance to have the Brown Team as one of its official colors and the approval of all existing signatories. Signatories to B.U.T.T. will be given access to the Unity Hub and are bound by this and all other articles of the accord. Article II: Butt to the Chase B.U.T.T. will apportion the senate seats upon review by the signatories’ foreign affairs representatives every six months. The initial B.U.T.T. sponsored senators are one from COBRA, two from GATO, one from Kashmir and one from UCR. These will be reapportioned based on the consensus of the signatories. B.U.T.T. signatories will be expected to send out the full sponsored list of senators to their respective AAs, with preference directed to the current lowest vote earner. Article III: Uranus Retrograde B.U.T.T. recognizes trade manipulations and sanctions against each other as acts of war. B.U.T.T. will not harm other signatories nations with trade cancellations or sanctions, even in the event of war between signatories. B.U.T.T. member alliances will coordinate with one another in economic aims, especially in the organization of trade circles and facilitation of aid deals. Article IV: Cheeky, but Charmin’ B.U.T.T. alliances are expected to adhere to a standard of conduct befitting the Brown Sphere. The signatories are expected to treat one another with respect and concerns should be brought to the official Unity Hub for evaluation among the signatories. In the event of possible conflict between signatories, B.U.T.T. alliances are to make serious effort in preventing war through diplomatic means. Article V: Gluteus Maximus Any B.U.T.T. alliance may request economic, military or other forms of aid from the other signatories. They are encouraged to provide their assistance. Article VI: Booty Rules B.U.T.T. alliances pledge not to raid nations residing on the Brown Team. Should unapproved raiding on a Brown Team Nation occur, they will be offered reparations to cover damages. Article VII: The Tail End Any signatory may withdraw from B.U.T.T, but they are expected to give at least 72 hours of notice, during which the terms of the treaty are to remain in full force. Article VIII: Taking a Dump Upon consent of all signatories, B.U.T.T. may be flushed and dissolved immediately. Signed, For COBRA, Tikibird, The Tweety Bird King of Sneks. Mochi, The Orbiting Weather Man for Planet Bob, also Crown Prince. Gamestonk, COBRA's Royal Guard of Omeet and Teemo's. For Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, The General Assembly Sir Kiloist, Assembly Chairperson, Half Man Half Gummy Bear, Undefeated Pub Brawler, Master of Tae Kwon Drunk Tevron, Deputy Assembly Chairperson, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy Her Imperial Majesty, the Holy Empress of Silvaienia, HannaH. Shiner of the Bald Spot, Snuggler of Kilo, Mistress of the Wiggle, Devourer of Souls, Pal of Pika, and Soup Chef Extraordinaire. Queen of SK and TLE and the true queen of TCM. Also glittery. Vlad WANA, Special Council to the Assembly Chairman, Clerk to the Grand Inquisitor Charles V, Deputy to the Minister of Foreign Affairs and funniest GATOr 2021 (self proclaimed) The Honourable Chief Justice Levon, Grand Inquisitor of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Architect of the Modern Charter Renaissance, Loyal Lifetime Civil Servant, and Keeper of the Red Tape, does hereby; (1) Authorise the above treaty text as a certified authentic document, it being both drafted and passed by the General Assembly of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization; (2) Confirm the above treaty text as legal, under both international and GATO domestic law; (3) Declare that the agreement be unofficially known as the Treaty for Brown Unity, 2021, in order to provide a sensible alternative to the overly juvenile official title; (4) Allow his signature to be added to the document, with all of its respective credibility and prestige. For Kashmir, SirWilliam, The Kingiest King Jason8, The Crowniest Crown Prince Serberus, The Princiest Prince masterhakai, The Highest High Elder CitizenKane, The Eldest High Elder On behalf of the Government and Communist Party of the Union of Communist Republics MrMarx, Premier ComradeV, Chairman of the Communist Party tl;dr: A Brown Team that twerks together, stays together.

I see you're not in the Kashmir Discord... hrmmmmmm.

Is it... Madeira?

Already drinking them, need stronger. Thinking about the whiskey I've got, but rum is the more seaworthy drink of seamen.

I thought I replied to this thread, but I guess not! Congrats to TIE and NG, may this be a new era of rum drinking! Or something. Does anybody have any rum? I could use some after reading this thread.

It's okay, this is the OWF, not crack, hookers, and dogecoin. Don't be so butthurt and you might have a little fun here.

Congrats guys! Hope to see this grow into something amazing!

This is a sad end to a great chapter, but I do wish The Imperial Entente the best. Good luck in your future endeavors.