Dr Beefstupid
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I was hoping to see someone try to make a reasonable argument against GOONS here in the comments but I guess most of the readers of this blog are friends of GOONS.
By the way, for those of you who read these logs and see them go from cordial to shouting fest as soon as Sardonic comes in, keep in mind that it took UPN nearly two weeks to negotiate.
Also, almost immediately after, BAPS contacted us about another UOKMB member that had fled to them after the war. The BAPS representative politely inquired if $15m would be enough to take the nation off our enemy list and we politely agreed. The process took about 2 minutes.
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This is stupid. Get a clue Sardonic
Awesome.
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So would I, actually. Thanks for being a dick, whomever you are.
In a way, they're doing you a favour since the logs really make you look like one of the most intelligent people in the room.
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As much as they brag that they would have crushed us, they know they won't win this war, or it will at least be very bloody. It's why they haven't attacked us yet.
I can't speak for everyone, but in my eyes the reason we haven't attacked you is because it's more fun to watch you squirm and scream every time we spill ice cream on someone's shirt.
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Now it looks like you have a CB to attack everyone who is plotting to attack you. I'll be interested to see where this goes.
For the monster GOONS is usually made out to be, we don't usually just grasp at any old CB to go to war. The fact is we don't really need to start anything. If we want a war, there's usually a ton of angry and ignorant rulers who are so blinded by their intense dislike of us that they think they are totally justified in attacking us for any reason at all and actually having a valid reason for attacking us is only something they want to consider because of the political impact.
GOONS likes to play the bad guy but does grasping at any excuse (and if none can be found, using entrapment) in order to wipe out their enemies sound like something fair and just people do?
I wish some of you people could really listen to yourselves. Yes, I get that you feel you're totally justified in eliminating GOONS without politically correct means, but if you just put aside your own personal feelings and look at the situation objectively you'll see that we haven't done a whole lot that's really "evil".
There were times when alliances did some pretty terrible things and got in a lot of hot water over them. These days, with those alliances gone (or neutered) and a really intricate treaty web ensuring that people begrudgingly get along some of you people are so desperate for some great evil to lay your vengeance upon that you'll really grasp at anything and in my eyes that makes you the bad guys, not us.
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He can't help it, he just thinks hes the most clever person in CN. All evidence to the contrary be damned.
Apparently the length of the logs he's pasting are an indication of how clever Sardonic thinks he is.
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I find it amusing that GOONS goes to such lengths to portray themselves as "victim", when in fact on a nation by nation basis they creative far more victimization than they suffer.
Your reality sounds crazy. It's one where people portray themselves as a victim by making fun of their opponents' pitiful attempts to plot against them. It's also one where it's considered an excellent debate tactic to say "Oh yeah, well GOONS are worse than them so they don't have to be held accountable for their actions." And most perplexing, it's one where "creative" is a verb.
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You guys are hilarious. Please organize a coalition to attack GOONS for our horrible horrible treatment of UPN. You obviously seem like such capable rulers and diplomats who can pull off a major coordinated offensive.
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So you signed a treaty with just anybody.
First come, first serve, guys! Operators are standing by. First person to call gets a free non-aggression pact. The benefits to this treaty include not going to war with Kerberos Nexus and the opportunity to pay them money.
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WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME?!?! DID'NT YOU READ MY NATION BIO?!?!?!?!
That is gold.
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Are you trying to go out in a blaze of glory or something?
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Rebel Virginia is my hero and I voted NO BY ACCIDENT
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When you are going to write a blog HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR IT
Highlights from WCE: BONUS: upn.txt
in The Goon Experience
A blog by Sardonic in General
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I believe I did say "most", sir.
That's like saying that a pimp is crying as he smacks his girls for not giving him his cut.
Someone nukes us five times, we demand reps. That's not whining. That's laying down the law. I can't even believe the kind of logic you're using.
Edit: Actually, I want to see a movie now where a pimp bawls his eyes out while smacking people. That would be pretty funny.