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CrinkledStraw

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  1. Come back to us! I can ACTUALLY grind you coffee now, not cut it. 🧐
  2. Peace was never an option and if you think it was you’re quaint. We’re not mad about the outcome, it’s hilarious and sad. We don’t need options. Ol’ angry shell-less turtle is ragin’. “Man. The definition of a "childish server raid to troll and pester" just isn't what it used to be.” Right? Really hope everyone who believes that line got some logs.
  3. Shame the Turtles kicked one of the few of them actually fighting. Makes sense though, Malic, you clearly didn’t fit in. Cheers Malic! Hope you find a happier home!
  4. Thinking that James' actions are anything more than childish is hilarious. As stated a few times, buddy had multiple options - Ask Admin for a delete, surrender pre-sanctions, surrender post sanctions, simply walk away, not be a complete clown that abandons your alliance in a war, not drag your poor ill prepared alliance into a war, etc. People on here cryin' that we should be good sports about it and let him get what he wants. Hahahaha. No. He's clearly seething about the choices he has made, which brings me joy.
  5. If ya want logs and sweet emotes, NG discord link is my signature. Glowing beers for everyone!
  6. Again, this seems to have been taken very seriously by everyone who heard about it. Seems a shame to get rid of two good leaders over it. Good luck new Polar leader(s)!
  7. Weird, looks like everything that was brought up was taken very seriously. Just inquiring, what’s the current government line up beyond Sponge? Any other changes since there were two people removed?
  8. Same. Heck, with general membership. I, for one, would like to see it. Glowing beers on me for Eatem and Grub.
  9. Kashmir hereby merges into Non Grata and such. I’m drunk. Cheers everyone. Signed by all.
  10. Also: On Behalf of Non-Grata: Lyanna, Sugar & Violence Kerschbs, Closet Democrat Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch Lenin, Advisor to Questionable propaganda dane0, Blood God Caustic, Pope of Non Grata Stewie, Dreadnought God-Emperor *Posted under extreme duress and may be rescinded after a normal BAC level is reached.
  11. Greetings and salutations (you get both, a two for one right off the bat)! We are gathered here today to announce the Declaration of Existence of an entirely new, never before seen alliance on Plant Bob: ¡KASHMIR! (CASH-meer) Not to be confused with Kashmir. The Government of India refer to the territory under Pakistan control as "Pakistan-occupied Kashmir" ("POK"). The Government of Pakistan refer to the portion of Kashmir administered by India as "Indian-occupied Kashmir" ("IOK") or "Indian-held Kashmir" (IHK); This alliance is also known as “Non Grata-occupied Kashmir” (“NGOK”). As another two for one for ya, Kashmir will simultaneously be declaring war on the following alliances: New Pacific Order Republic of Orange Nations Viridian Entente The “Killer” Turtle Brigade And any others that we may spontaneously decide to war with, since we are an entirely new alliance that is completely original. Signed for Kashmir in a Declaration of Delight: CrinkledStraw, The King, Sultan of Sass, and Slumlord RearviewRover, Minister of Beer Procurement Cydonian Knight, Ministro de Tacos y Maestro de Brillantina
  12. Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding on to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape... Excellent song choice for helping your Lil Turtle Buds.
  13. You could have ended that sentence sooner. RIP Charmander. 😟
  14. It's extremely generous and good natured of you to even hint that The Kittensoft Turtle Bumblers may have guides or help their nations in any way.
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