Master Hakai
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"is this a necessary owf post?"
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lets just agree to not interact with luscious optimas
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69,420 is in the eye of the beholder homie congratulations!
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it's possible this is what actually pushes me over the ej
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the answer to this question hinges on the answer to this question: are you in the kashmir gov?
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THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA IN ALLIANCE "kashmir" Insurgents log: year 478 day 174 It's getting darker earlier. The days are shorter. Safehouse oxygen supply running low. Crippling anxiety. Two more dead this morning. Running out of critically acclaimed series to binge. Food supply almost empty, and DoorDash drivers in short supply. More explosions in the distance but getting closer. So far no luck removing lint from belly button. May not be lint. Will investigate further tomorrow. For now, continuing work on separating toes and possibly creating new ones. I am here to make two announcements from Kashmir to whichever idiots are reading this. Let me just put on my favorite pair of Adidas jeggings and I'll get right to it. Be right back. Okay, back. Sorry, took me a while to find them because I accidentally put them in the wrong drawer 🙄 smh. I learned that putting centered images between thoughts in an OWF post lends more gravitas to the overall aesthetic of the vibe of the thoughts of the OWF post. ANNOUNCEEMNT NMUBER ONE: SIR WILLIAM USED TO DO MORE IN CYBERNATION THAN HE DO NOW AOCNUNCEMETN NAODMF OWTGTV: MASTER HAKAI IS THE LEADER OF KASHMIR NOW Essentially, I'm going to be sir william now. Below is the new governemtn of kashirm; hakai jason serberus blamange and whoever the hell else, idk LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW dont forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell to be notified of new announcements
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Why are you not putting the k at the end of tock?
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The only word in there made sense to me was haka
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you were before the spy ops knocked you down to 50k
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Is there anything I can do to help? Thoughts and prayers (obviously) but beyond that just lmk
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As a "High Elder" in Kashmir government I am wondering when this will be addressed. A Doom Squid nation killed 20 spies from a Kashmir nation. Spies are worth over 90 thousands dollar each.
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When is Doom Squad going to apologize for killing Jason8's generals?
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which member of kashmir did the crown vic delcare on?
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Are we going to talk about the reps Jason8 is owed for Doom Squad aggressively destroying 20 of his generals? Not to mention the monetary cost of three spy operations.
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May the best team win!
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well but he is right though
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firing line fustrated that no one will believe he did he absolute bestest!
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And that’s called my quote, so now even if I do a bad job they have to pay me my 2 mil. Even if I do a bad job.
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remember when i changed your avatar to a poop in a toilet
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Since all of everyone seems to be confused I will compress what has been said so far into easily readable bullet points; as a service. CLAWS is the worst alliance in CN, but is also not. FTW is also the worst alliance in CN, but is also not. CLAWS did not want to sign a treaty with "Ordo Cybernautica" but was forced to. General Kanabis, if he were still here, would both approve and disapprove of this as well as every other event that has happened since he left. This can be verified by personal DMs from one individual in every alliance, who can confirm that he is in agreement with everything that they are saying. Things that happened in the past are as relevant as they were when they happened, but they also are not and we need to move on. Former individuals and alliances from entity "Boognish" all went to Non Grata. They also all got as far away from Non Grata as possible. Something about "Kashmir". Kapleo destroyed "Boognish," and was also the last thing holding "Boognish" together. LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANYTHING PERTINENT.
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This guy seems a little weird, man
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what do u mean
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Transcript: What is boognish