kpcurley

I wonder how these nations accumulate so much tech in so little time. to accumulate 17.5k tech at 600 tech / 30 days (standard rate at 6 aid slots) it would take 875 days. Now thats unreal, in under perfect conditions. LM had even more tech, this is just his current tech level after taken crazy amounts of nukes. lets be conservative and add another 2.4k tech since he took 39 nukes and many many ground battles. Thats adding 90 days. So its seems LM was buying tech since almost day 1. How is that possible? LM must be a CN savant, planning every move with obsessive precision.

Congrats, but that graphic makes me feel dizzy.

Thats a good question, if an alliance enters terms, what happens to the protectorate. Id look for new protection soon. Maybe try that Pegasus Protection Bloc that is floating around.

congrats on the DoE. I expect some drunken encounters

Good to finaly see! Welcome to the planet my purple friends.

oh wow lol, you surrendered who cares. MHA won anyway.

Happy Birthday, You have been a disturbance in the force of the status quo.

They are not going to stop. This guy is having his fun trying to ruin everyone else's fun. So he will find every vulnerable forum, and continue doing it. And we keep on making it fun for him by getting worked up about it.

good read as always. Loldopleganger

very touching story indeed

Sparta entered this war because they and their allies were attacked agressively. How bastardly of them to defend themselves and their allies. I can't believe they are still around...

[quote name='Prime minister Johns' date='28 February 2010 - 01:55 AM' timestamp='1267340327' post='2207851'] If I can haz cheezebugr U can has mi bakin. kk? Translation If I can have a cheeseburger, You can have my bacon. is this acceptable? [/quote] No, that cheezburger is for my bacon

[quote name='Prime minister Johns' date='27 February 2010 - 09:08 PM' timestamp='1267323149' post='2207275'] How does BACoN feel about Polaris? How do ensure an optimal blend of crispness and chewiness when I cook my bacon? Where do you stand on tech raiding? What is your policy concerning EZI & PZI? No Wai!!! [/quote] Ya Wai, lolnewb. icanhazdisbakin?

[Center][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3997/flage.jpg[/img][/Center] Hi all, we updated the charter of bacon so it would read better and eliminate some glaring loopholes. For more info about BACoN in general check out this [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=81817"]thread[/url] [color="#FF0000"]Section 1: Government[/color] [b]Emperor Oink, The Divine Swine:[/b] The Emperor will have sole discretion in alliance matters, but is expected to delegate roles and responsibilities to the officials he appoints. He shall appoint the ruling councilors who are expected to exercise autonomy within their delegate realms. [b]Ruling Council:[/b] The Three Little Piggies and The Big Bad Wolf: They are expected to operate and conduct their areas of alliance governance with a high degree of autonomy. [u]The Big Bad Wolf:[/u] This brave baconeer will be the master of alliance security and war strategy. They will have jurisdiction over the military, BACoN ghosts, and BACoN security matters in general. [u]Finance Piggy:[/u] This minister is in charge of The Piggy Bank financial affairs within the alliance. It is their duty to make sure our members are growing efficiently and swiftly. Their duties will have jurisdiction over alliance sanctioned aid, tech deals and trade circles. [u]Foreign Affairs Piggy:[/u] This minister is charge of representing BACoN throughout planet bob. He will be in charge of the diplomatic corps, and will work closely with the War Pig to advise on the political climate abroad. [u]Membership Piggy:[/u] This Minister is in charge of overseeing the smooth functioning of the official membership. They will have jurisdiction over recruitment, applications, and official polls. [color="#FF0000"]Section 2. Membership[/color] [b]Eligibility:[/b] Membership is open to all current unaligned players not currently in dispute by another alliance. Members must fill out an application and be approved by the Membership Piggy [b]Levels of Membership:[/b] [u]Applicants:[/u] Any nation that submits an application and changes their in-game alliance affiliation to BACoN shall be considered an applicant until they are either approved or denied membership. They are granted protection until a decision has been made. [u][u]Baconeers: [/u] These are full members after their application is approved. They are allowed to tech raid with approval from the War Pig. They are also allowed to vote in the various polls outlined in section IV and IV. Baconeers are eligible for appointment to all levels of government. [b]Dismissal:[/b] Dismissal from BACoN shall be handed down by the Emperor, in consultation with the Membership Piggy [b]War:[/b] The Emperor shall determine when a state of war exists for the alliance. [b]Raiding: [/b]Baconeers may raid unaligned nations only and only with the approval of the War Pig. However, members should not expect to receive military or financial aid while raiding another nation. If a member attacks an aligned nation they will be required to pay reparations and may face dismissal. [color="#FF0000"]Section 3: Succession of The Emperor[/color] [b]Procedure:[/b] After 1 year of service the Emperor shall come under membership review. If the Emperor wishes to continue for another term, a poll shall be conducted and the Emperor must obtain 50% + 1 alliance majority. If the Emperor does not reach this approval he shall then appoint his successor from the body of full members. The poll shall remain open for 4 days. [b]Appointment:[/b] Should the emperor wish to not complete his term, he shall appoint a successor from the membership to finish the remainder of the term. [b]Oath Of Office:[/b] Upon succession all new emperors must take an oath to uphold and abide by the charter as it is written. [b]Dismissal:[/b] The emperor may only be dismissed for violation of his oath. In such a case the Membership Piggy shall hold a poll for the dismissal of the emperor. If the emperor does not obtain 50%+1 approval the emperor shall be dismissed. In such a case a new emperor shall be selected by the membership from the ruling council via a four option poll. The Councilor with the most votes shall be elected Emperor. In the event of a tie, a new run-off poll between the tied councilors shall be conducted; in such a case a 50%+1 majority shall be needed. All polls shall remain open for four days. [color="#FF0000"]Section 4: Amendments[/color] [b]Procedure: [/b]Only the emperor shall propose amendments to the voting membership. For an amendment to be added it must obtain a 50%+1 majority in the poll. The poll shall remain open for four days.

[quote name='britwarlord' date='27 February 2010 - 06:45 PM' timestamp='1267314519' post='2207107'] How do you feel about meat which is not of the Bacon variety? [/quote] Depends on the meat. Ill try anything once (except for human meat) [quote] How many bacon related jokes/puns/questions do you anticipate will be asked in this thread?[/quote] A lot. But, it's okay. We love puns in BACoN. [quote]Do you like your bacon crispy or soft?[/quote] Crispy!

[quote name='Pickles' date='27 February 2010 - 06:42 PM' timestamp='1267314342' post='2207103'] Does bacon love me? (gangs20003)[/Quote] You know I do! [Quote] What are your plans concerning the maroon sphere? [/quote] I don't know... Divide and Conquer?

[center][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3997/flage.jpg[/img][/center] We thought we would structure our first Q&A a bit differently. Since our founding 2 and half months ago we have been getting alot of questions so here are some of those answers. Please, feel free to ask your own, and I will be happy to answer them. So with out further delay... [color="#FF0000"][size="5"]BACoN FAQ 1.0[/size][/color] [b]Q. What Does BACoN stand for?[/b] A. Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations [b]Q. When were you founded? [/b]A. Dec 12, 2009 [b]Q. You guys are new, who protects you? [/b]A. Sparta [b]Q. What Color Sphere does BACoN reside on?[/b] A. Black [b]Q. Black? Shouldnt it be maroon, or pink?[/b] A. No U. Also we did this because sparta membership would help find our newbs trades. Also, lolpink. [b]Q. What's your forums web address?[/b] A. [url="http://www.cnbacon.com/forum/index.php?act=idx"]www.cnbacon.com/forum[/url] [b]Q. What is your IRC channel?[/b] A. #bacon on coldfront [b]Q. How much bacon does your average Pig Yield?[/b] A. 30-40lbs or around 500 slices uncooked [b]Q. Who Runs BACoN?[/b] A. Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine: Kpcurley Membership Piggy: Trivium Foreign Affairs Piggy: Darknight6 Finance Piggy:Ghux Big Bad Wolf: AimeeMann [b]Q. Is Canadian bacon really bacon?[/b] A. No [b]Q. But I am a vegetarian...[/b] A. That's not a question. Have you tried soy bacon? [b]Q. Surely, you guys didnt make an alliance with such a silly name?[/b] A. We did. And, don't call me "Shirley". [b]Q. Does BACoN have a mascot?[/b] A. Yes. Our mascot is McHammer. Seen [url="http://www.cnbacon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7"]Here[/url] [b]Q. Orly?[/b] A. yarly...

Nice Policy, Also..Why is FAIL allowed to have so much fun. Dont you understand what this game is about?

Dont listen to em EPIC. Have fun, and enjoy your war.

Good luck fine sirs

I nominate Fark. For awhile there they were fighting like 4-5 alliances alone, until TOP and IRON entered and drew in some reinforcements.

Dundee is a good brew, Suprisingly from Saranac. All other saranac offerings are below average.

There better have been bacon on that Pizza

o/ Good Luck. get those socialist sons of....

People dont want world peace. We lust for war, it's called nation strength for a reason. My only wish is that we have wars that are conducted better than this silly conflict. Is there anyone who really knows what is going on?