kpcurley

I implore you to provide bacon to the masses! Bacon is healthy and tasty. Our scientist have proven it.

Awesome work collateral! Yay new alliances!

o/ ODN... I think... Who yall fighting?

Seriously most people understand this an exercise, that NNK agreed to. We are just doing some role play for fun.

edit: removed I wanna keep this in character. We are just role playing with a fellow alliance.

why raid when we openly provide bacon for all those who ask!

Good Evening Planet Bob. Assuring the citizens of Planet Bob the right to consume bacon has been a cornerstone of our Alliances Policy. However recently it has come to our attention that the selfish leaders of North Korea have denied their people their inheriant right to consume bacon. This policy does not sit well with the leadership of BACoN. Yesterday our ambassador recieved a secret letter from Weh Won Pork detailing the struggle of the North Korean people. Saddened by this outcry from the peasant starving population of North Korea, we contacted the government of North Korea. To broker an agreement peacefully. As the following IRC logs will show, our petition was rebuffed. The leadership of NNK has tested our resolve and our values. We are responding with our armed forces. We will assist the rebels within North Korea who are bravely sacrificing their lives so that their people may enjoy bacon freely. As of now, a state of war exists between BACoN and NNK (Nutty North Koreans). This war should not be viewed as aggression from our alliance, but rather a humanitarian mission of compassion. The North Korean People have a right to enjoy bacon. We urge the leadership to relent and allow of relief agencies to provide bacon to the masses. The destruction of human right and the oppression of the people have caused great outcry among our citizens! Kim Jong-Il is a tyrannical tyrant who is mean, and not nice. Also we suspect the majority of their leadership has bad breath and does not shower at regular intervals. I officially announce the commencement of Operation Vietham. May god have mercy on NNK. To Educate the people further on the current crisis we have produced this short film on the Bacon Rebelion within North Korea. Vietham Video And to the rebels of North Korea I deliver this message. "They may take your lives, but they can never take your BACON!!" Signed, His Supreme Succulence, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine: Kpcurley of BACoN

I can not support an alliance who recruits in an alliance's channel and then successfully poaches one of our members. Edit: Nvm, this matter is being handled in private. trolls go find a bridge or something...

yasrlsly enuf with the sphere complaints. We are a Bacon/Pirate theme does it really have to make sense

PLANT BOB? Lawl any way congrats

Oh brother, you are trying way to hard to keep that tough guy facade. Let's sit down together sometime and talk about our feelings.

Heretics? Why?

These are dark days for the Athenians, First UED, then WWE, now this. Whats Next?

vox vs. hegemony

tastiest block in ages. I congratulate you. You have some good allies there resistance!

A bacon eating robot poses a grave threat to our alliance! You have until update... and before anyone asks; I am totally serious!

congrats you sexy alliances! Also, is anyone else getting tired of these thread titles that mislead us into thinking its dramaz?

We couldnt have done anything with out sparta watching our backs.

We r not nomz...

Careful what you say!

Howdy All, BACoN is Smokin' Our first three weeks in BACoN have been a delicious adventure. In mid december we started with just 3 members and 115k NS now just three weeks later we are 23 members and 270k NS! Im announcing this not because 23 members and 271k NS are crucial milestones alliance growth and worthy of an announcement its self, but because we were able to fill out some out our government positions. Here is the current government. Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine: Kpcurley The The Three Little Piggies and The Big Bad Wolf Membership Piggie: Triviuum Finance Piggie: Ghuxluxia Foreign Affairs Piggies: Darknight6 Big Bad Wolf (Military): AimmeMann New Interwebs! I would also like to announce the opening our new site. After reading several tutorials on the inter webs I finally figured out how to transfer our forums to newer/better hosting and secksy new web address. You may now find us at www.cnbacon.com. We are looking to spread our diplomatic wings so why not set up an embassy. Please secure you swine flu shots before visiting. Anyway, Thanks for letting me rant a bit about our AA. You know how us alliance leaders are. Whats new with you Planet Bob? Sincerely, His Supreme Succulence, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine: Kpcurley of BACoN

Overreaction ftl.... and also, you forgot to proof read yourself

BACoN Shall sanction NNK until they grant their people freedom to eat bacon!

did you Athens really to stupid to learn?

doesn't the apocolypse start with Jerusalem burning