kpcurley

Sure, just remember the best way to kill the swine flu is frying it.

haha, what sorta notice are you looking for?

Thanks, we go for the lulz

Bacon > Chicken

Today marks a truly delicious day for the citizens of Planet Bob: For today, I Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine do here by declare the existence of the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations (BACoN)!!Many of you may have been aware of our existence as we were cooking away, but now after much turning in the frying pan we are crispy, succulent and ready to be served. We also present this charter to you , so that you may know the best method of cooking BACoN We are also keenly aware of how tempting it is to steal, and raid the bacon of seemingly defenseless individuals. I assure you that it is not wise, as we have gathered the support of our dear friends in Sparta. As per the following agreement, Sparta shall become the official and sole protectors of BACoN. Some Details About Bacon Website IRC: #bacon Sphere: Black (Work in progress) BACoN Pledge So get your swine flu vaccinations ready and stop by BACoN for some fun. We will be happy to share our delectable bounty of bacon and that other delicious pig product, SPAM! That’s all for now, folks! Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine. Fine Print: All pigs must sign a liability waiver prior to visiting. Neither BACoN nor its subsidiaries are responsible for any of the following related side effects. Obesity, Massive acute coronary failure, arterial blockage, and grease stains. Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine is not affiliated with Emperor Moo: The Divine Bovine. Any resemblance to the mentioned character is purely coincidental. It is likely that many pigs were eaten during the formation of this alliance. Void where prohibited, copy right 2009.

I like your style Mick you seem like a good an honorable nation ruler. I will be happy to help you with any questions you may have regarding CN. Feel free to contact me anytime.

bump

nice work!

YAYYYY! Treaties are boring

I never thought MHA members would make such an obvious mistake. This will end well... aww shucks, just kidding congrats draden

onwards to 1,000,000?

onward to new paths

Oh Hai!

I am skeptical of screen shots, are you telling me that delusionalleader is now spying for you? He sent a screen shot of his received messages? Just to prove to you all that these things can be forged and faked rather easily, I submit the followingFAKE evidence. I am totaly amateur, I didnt even use photoshop (dont know how). I am sure someone with even a small amount of knowledge could pull off a good fake. I am not accusing anyone of anything, I just think it's weak evidence and I want to see something else. Maybe delusional leader should post confirming that he did indeed take a screen shot from his inbox and send it to WF.

you might wanna check twice before lecturing me.

Only way to stop recruiting messages is to join an alliance.

For all those young nations looking to gain some military practice might I suggest this nation. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=370458 I hope we destroy his racist But. If he was in my range I would of been attacking already. Anyway, I dont think anyone will object if some smaller nations learn the military basics on him.

less treaties: moar war

too poke penquins

To the OP: Next time, write a statement of true rhetorical prose. I found my self losing interest fast because of the wordy sentences that seemed to lack a cohesive pull towards the thesis. In other words. tl;dr

Sadly, I think you will find Planet Bob to be an unforgiving place! good luck...

-5 points for racism. +10 points for lack of style and class.

Toga! Toga! Toga! Tog... Yeah, I'm "that guy"... Don't forget! We offer 6,000,000 Dollars in Aid to new members, so why not check us out?

yay for zoo!

the game seemed a lot more fun then.