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I heard that Strangers with Candy is pretty rad but lacking Freedom and Federations... Can you account for this?

The War Against Tourism (T.W.A.T.) update With a state of war continued with Monsters Inc, a new AA was discovered harboring former and vacationing Minc members going by the title "The Final Countdown". Below is a picture taken by an illegal drone. Congratulations to all involved! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- The revised charter is as follows: Articles of the Federation IV The World Freedom Federation (WFF) is Ace Combat/Starship Troopers/Battlestar Galactica/Firefly/Apocalypse Now/Frozen themed. This makes an interesting combination of military and also sci-fi within the alliance. Every Citizen has the ability to advance up the ranks, you can get out of the WFF exactly what you put in. "If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cuts its head off?' Why . . . no, sir!' Of course not. You'd paddle it. There can be circumstances when it's just as foolish to hit an enemy with an H-Bomb as it would be to spank a baby with an ax. War is not violence and killing, pure and simple; war is controlled violence, for a purpose. The purpose of war is to support your government's decisions by force. The purpose is never to kill the enemy just to be killing him . . . but to make him do what you want him to do. Not killing . . . but controlled and purposeful violence. But it's not your business or mine to decide the purpose of the control. It's never a soldier's business to decide when or where or how--or why--he fights; that belongs to the statesmen and the generals. The statesmen decide why and how much; the generals take it from there and tell us where and when and how. We supply the violence; other people--"older and wiser heads," as they say--supply the control. Which is as it should be. That's the best answer I can give you. If it doesn't satisfy you, I'll get you a chit to go talk to the regimental commander. If he can't convince you--then go home and be a civilian! Because in that case you will certainly never make a soldier." ― Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers We recognize that unregulated Democracy is mob rule. We also recognize that totalitarianism is almost always started at the ballot box. Therefore, the WFF is based on the ideas of a Libertarian Meritocracy. With higher ranks having higher responsibility, all incoming government members are expected to have a background of merit, civic virtue and be of outstanding personal character. The core values of honor, courage and service are instilled into every citizen. Article I: Citizenship Section I: What is a Citizen? Every member that has passed through the applicant phase is a citizen. The Citizen rank is the first earned, and the only one that will stay as long as you are an “active” member. Every Citizen has the duty to vote in Citizen votes and Referendums. Remember that Service Guarantees Citizenship! Section II: Earning Citizenship To become a Citizen, one must register on the WFF Forums and fill out a Citizen application. Before this, the potential applicant must change their alliance affiliation (AA) to World Freedom Federation. If your application is approved, you will have one week to study for the Federal Citizenship Exam. Once the exam is passed, you will have earned the Citizen rank and become an official WFF member. Any denied applicants have the right to a detailed reasoning for said application denial. You may apply as many times as you’d like unless on the blacklist. Section III: Absent without Leave (AWOL) A Citizen has the right to be a non-hacker and “resign” from WFF with the minimum of a 48 HR notice. All tech deals must have been completed prior to leaving the AA. Failure to comply will result in you being marked AWOL. If you are marked AWOL you have 24 hrs to take corrective action. Failure to comply will result in you being placed on the WFF blacklist and you will never be allowed to party again. Section IV: Activity Requirements World Freedom Federation currently requires all members to log on to the forums or an approved live chat service at least once every three weeks to be considered satisfactorily active. If a member falls below this level their forums account is marked “Inactive”, if a member returns to Cybernations they will have the ability to rejoin WFF without fully reapplying. If a member returns to Cybernations and does NOT rejoin WFF within 24 hrs, they will be removed from the WFF roster and be forced to reapply if they wish. Any prospective government official needs to maintain a level of activity that is decent, participating in alliance discussion at least a few times a week. Utilizing a communication program such as Skype or IRC is mandatory. Article II: Government Section I: Skymarshal and Deputies Skymarshal (SM) The Skymarshal is the highest governmental authority, overlooking all aspects of the alliance; including firing government members for delinquency and/or appointing temporary government members. Any member serving at least one year honorably within the WFF is eligible to be selected as a candidate. In the event the Skymarshal resigns, he may select a replacement. This replacement is to be approved by the same vote of confidence procedure as used for selecting a new Skymarshal. Deputy Skymarshal (Dept.) The Deputy Skymarshal is the second highest in the chain of Command. There is one Deputy Skymarshal for each department of Internal Affairs, External Affairs and an Auxiliary Deputy. The Internal Affairs Deputy oversees Economics, Internal Affairs and Defense strategies. The External Affairs Deputy oversees Foreign Affairs, Defense and Economics strategics. Each Deputy is selected by the current Skymarshal. The Skymarshal may be removed by a vote of no confidence. To remove the Skymarshal, a case of his misdeeds must be brought before the Citizens in the Alliance Affairs area in a new topic. If the membership of WFF feels the Skymarshal is not living up to his duties, they may vote with 75% majority of membership and 75% majority of the government to remove him, at which point the Internal Affairs Deputy Skymarshal will assume the Skymarshal position. Section II: Secretaries Secretaries are third highest in the chain of command. They are appointed by the Skymarshal based on a Citizens quality, activity and ability. Internal Affairs Secretary (IA) Maintains the Citizen Academy and heads the recruitment department. Also responsible for basic forum moderation and organization. Will also organize and present monthly editions of the Federal News. Responsible for every Citizens' trades and also tech deal and aid flow. Will set goals for every nation to assist in infrastructure jumps and also maintain a steady tech deal flow to aid individual growth. While working with other government, will make sure the over all economic goals set by the Skymarshal are met. Friendly Face Secretary (FF) Primarily the link for information between the alliance and allies, but also a diplomat to foreign alliances. The FF is responsible for maintaining an active list of which Citizens are posted where and assigning Citizens on such a list all while keeping the WFF spirit and spreading it to others. Article III: Policies and Customs Section I: Rules of Engagement No Citizen is to engage a nation under the WFF or allied flag unless the target is deemed a rogue or other enemy by the Skymarshal. Attacking a nation under a foreign alliance flag is not allowed unless ordered by government. Punishment for not following these orders can be very severe and are handled on a case by case basis by the Skymarshal. (see Article III, Section IV) Section II: War Time Policy It is to be a standard practice of the Skymarshal and WFF government to make an official Declaration of War, for all eyes to see, before engaging another alliance in large scale conflicts. A first strike nuclear policy may be enacted to secure the defense of the alliance and allies. Non-nuclear engagements are open to discussion via diplomatic channels in certain situations that demand said course of action. In the event a DoW is made, every Citizen must work together and fight. If a Citizen leaves the AA under any circumstance during a time of war, that Citizen will be stripped of any rank earned and considered AWOL. Citizens of the World Freedom Federation are never to surrender as a POW. A given nation must exhaust all efforts to resist before considering entering peace mode for R&R unless otherwise ordered. Section III: The Chain of Command and requesting redress In the event a Citizen has an inquiry about internal policies or requesting redress for an internal issue, they should contact the Skymarshal at once. All issues are dealt with on a case by case basis by the Skymarshal or delegated to a lower government official if required. Section IV: Crimes and Punishment Other than going AWOL during a time of war, every Citizen charged with a violation has the right to appeal and/or be heard on the subject. Every violation is dealt with on a case by case basis by the Skymarshal. A charge can be overturned by a majority consensus of the government. Section V: Referendums In the event the government wishes or is requested, alliance decisions can be made by way of an alliance referendum. All Citizens are eligible to vote, with a majority vote being declared the winner. Issues such as war and peace are not eligible for referendum. If it is decided that the Articles of the Federation need revision, a Citizen forum may be held for discussion. Only revisions to Article III may be proposed, with exception given to adding ranks at or below Commander. Proposals must be drafted by Government and then be proposed for a aye or nay vote of the Citizens, with the results being in the favor of Citizens majority. Section VI: Treaties and Citizen Rule The World Freedom Federation is not a neutral alliance, and we always welcome diplomacy. Sometimes, we find that special someone and want to get even closer. All treaties must be approved by the Skymarshal before presentation to the Citizens for voting. The treaty will stand before the Citizens for 48 hours unless an extension is approved. An extension shall not exceed 24 hours. Upon the conclusion of this 24 hour period, the votes will be counted and a result presented to the Skymarshal. All treaty approvals require a simple majority approval from the Citizens and the signature of the Skymarshal. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Propaganda (cannot be viewed in Germany apparently)

Nevermind, seems to be resolved.

I am having that issue connecting again, with the cloudflare stuff happening... I can open a new topic if needed Error 522 Ray ID: 2a1189fba5a146f2 • 2016-05-11 00:33:36 UTC Connection timed out

All you need is, All you want is, All you need is Strangers With Candy Congratulations guys! The van is in good repair and ready for many more miles!

Things seem to be loading slowly, and sometimes I get this: Error 524 Ray ID: 299d075f181e219e • 2016-04-26 21:13:23 UTC A timeout occurred

Here is an awesome song to help you consider your applying for Citizenship:

I caught someone in RIA over the summer/early fall and a few of us were in the midst of getting masked to modify the treaty map. If I recall, there was a technical glitch and we couldnt get in, and then we all just kinda forgot (perhaps that was my fault).

The Battle of Evermore War

We figured the fingerprints on the door handles could suffice as evidence to trace it back to us.

The Mad Dog Mattis Accords Preamble, When a man pulls up with a white van and no windows and asks "Have you seen my puppy?" the proper response should be... "Do you have some candy in the back of that van?" Article I. They are Different White vans and white doomsday planes look similar to the novice observer, but they are in fact seperate entities that govern themselves. Article II. Radio chatter Bringing these two together for fun and discussion is an awesome occasion and should happen regularly. If one hears someone talking about the other looking like a pidgeon or pedo; this information should definitely be shared. Article III. Peace be with you At no point should one alliance attack the other, aid the enemy of the other or engage in coercive action against either. All debates and grievances shall remain on the shag carpet of the green room as we sit indian style with a bowl of candy in the middle. Article IV. A Date that will live in Infamy If either alliance is attacked, there shall be coordination for a mutually defensive effort against the attackers. Peaceful diplomacy can be offered but is no substitute for defense. Article V. Foreign Diplomacy by "Other Means" Sometimes reaching out to touch someone is neccesary, this is when both parties should already be discussing the events that lead up to the desire to touch a third party. Neither WFF or SwC is mandated to provide military support during an offensive conflict but aid and rebuilding aid should be expected and demanded when appropriate. Article VI. Rolling up the Window If the unfortunate decision comes to roll up the window and sing "Keep on a knockin' but you can't come in" happens; a minumim of 72hrs notice is to be given before the end date of this pact.

Happy Happy Birthday!

Wait... There is more than one story floating around and out of your mouth. First, you claimed the rekindling of war was my fault. Then you blamed Al Bundy. It then became focused on the inactive nation itself (and not your guy who gave the defeat alert, because he was just checking). So what's next? A cat running across the keyboard? What is your "point"?

o/ Bros Do me a favor, kick cancers ass!

Completely different sir... This started when Monsters Inc suddenly and deliberately attacked the World Freedom Federation. Also, we tried peace. There was even a big to-do about it and cake... But it didn't hold, whatever the reason may be; which is apparently being debated in this topic as I write this response ;)

Sir, in the full context of the conversation, I was lawyering whether or not you guys were allowed to attack us post-peace, not the other way around... as in, I was making sure the terms where that neither can attack the other (ironically, under current circumstances). Leak the logs if you want more lawyers to lawyer over it. I clarified several times my intent. Otherwise, please come up with another excuse because that would be more fun and productive.

Yes, it is standard protocol to consult the enemy on how to re-enter a war; I simply cannot imagine asking anyone else but the enemy on how to re-enter a war. What beans am I to spill about this? Am I supposed to leak logs? I have a slight amount of honor left... besides, its adorable when you do it. Yes, there is a conspiracy. Upon my return to CN, a prophecy foretold of a magical pineapple to rule over all cybernations. Junka has the pineapple and has since taken over the WFF and all other alliances other than Monsters Inc. Your time will come too, and all will know that it isn't Lord Majesty Hitchcockiness that started this war, but no! It was always about SNX and the magical pineapple they swore to never use for evil. I agree with Hitchcock, none of this was his fault; it is all mine... using said pineapple, we were able to control Minc nations to send those defeat alerts (or check the soldiers? What was the excuse LH used again?)! Muahahahaha And Hitchcock, stop saying my name without saying sir. I realize to some parties, this message can be construed as omission of guilt on some levels? Check the date, it's april fools. There is no validity to these statements other than this one.

I can vouch for Al being a multi-tasking multi-tab navigator. Here is a more accurate portrayal:

What's that, friend? http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_wars.asp?ID=13223

Causing damages after peace voids any peace we had, indeed. Hitch-Cock, you really are something else... Forum/AA Spies, log drops, roasting players publicly when it should have been done privately or at least on an IRC chan; and now breaking peace with someone you once referred to as a good friend. Alpha Wolves are in the title of the peace treaty and their icon is on that chick. Shame on you sir for mentioning my name in a PM without saying Sir as well.

What? And let the record show that we had no influence over the tagging of this thread. There was an incorrect statement about Umbrella that was made. Umbrella has no cowardice and the tag had no place in the posting of this peace.

I bet. Go play with someone else's tin soldiers and Lincoln logs now.

You see two WFF fighters in the image, we don't exaggerate.

Hey look, I have some screenshots you never got from your rat. I made terribly misguided statements about you. I apologize to anyone I may have mislead about you, your lifestyle and what was perceived as candor and honor.

Hey Blurrenza! It's so nice to see you here. MI is, as you say, at it again. After dropping off some cases of SPAM and Bacardi 151, some WFF fighters took a peak at the battlefields on the other side of Monster Incs war of aggression.