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Immortals Offer Surrender Terms
Jar Jar Binks replied to Sarmatian Empire's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
These terms are both generous and just. o/ immortals but more importantly o/ pancakes -
I volunteer myself to be of service to my alliance by representing TYR in a scrabble match
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Nutty North Koreans Announcement
Jar Jar Binks replied to Pikachujc's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Wow. Just wow -
Nutty North Korean Response
Jar Jar Binks replied to Kaiser Gutenhagen's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Interesting... -
This bodes well for all of maroon. Its always good to see new alliances taking their first uneasy steps into Planet Bob.
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This post is highly coherent and possesses an overall logical comprehensible flow :S
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Because he is prohibited by court order to engage in any form of self replication. He's not even allowed to draw a picture of himself
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Goose's lawn is special because I'm the only one there right now. #gooseslawn on coldfront. Used to be loads of people but the party gradually died. Now seems as good a time as any to revive it. My question is what type of wood is your cane made of? I am assuming it is specifically designed to be used to beat people with...
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101 Nuclear Birthday Candles
Jar Jar Binks replied to Jar Jar Binks's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
It is not our birthday, rather the birthday of our glorious and infallible leader... -
101 Nuclear Birthday Candles
Jar Jar Binks replied to Jar Jar Binks's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Share what? Our nukes or our cake? Or our hypnotoad? -
Today Angelite celebrates the birthday of our glorious omnipotent and ever slacking leader Sig. To commemorate this day of great joy we have passed the 101 nuclear weapon mark. It is a fitting and noble symbol of the might of Sig and our alliance as a whole. A word of caution to any of our allies that wish to partake in the consumption of our glorious birthday cake: the nuclear weapons that we are using as candles may have irradiated it. Consumption of the cake may have undesirable side effects such as heartburn, hair loss, impotency, and the growth of mutated limbs. Also rare but serious side effects have been reported such as transforming into a giant irradiated hypnotoad. Oh and of course please follow this post with the obligatory mindless hails (especially to Sig and our new resident hypnotoad).
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What was the inspiration for your awesome flag?
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I would go back in time tell myself all the winning lottery numbers get lots of money and then buy donation deals for everyone... Or more likely abandon the gungan empire for somewhere with a warmer climate...
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o/ TTK o/ Cyphon o/ o/
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The Greatest Oogly Wooly is a Legend
Jar Jar Binks replied to Allied_Threat's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Congrats!!! It's good to see people unifying together in the bonds of fellowship and prosperity. Now where be the rum to celebrate? -
i decree the war has begin at last
Jar Jar Binks replied to polisofboy's topic in Game-related RP (IC)
This thread proved an interesting read to say the least. -
Angels and the Apocalypse
Jar Jar Binks replied to ShadowDragon's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Tonight is a historic night of both unity and prosperity. I wish our maroon friends well and hope that this treaty strengthens not just our economic interests, but our sense of fellowship as well. -
USN GDA Upgrade from ToF to PIAT
Jar Jar Binks replied to Capitalistic Policie's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
I think a DoW might be lower on the diplomatic scale -
USN GDA Upgrade from ToF to PIAT
Jar Jar Binks replied to Capitalistic Policie's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Awesome edit: apparently one word posts are warnable -
Congrats Goose!! May your accent into power begin a new age of peace and prosperity for CSN. May the length of your rule be only exceeded by the number of people you beat with your cane.
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A Joint Announcement from SLCB and The Brain!
Jar Jar Binks replied to A Soviet Attack's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
This is excellent! The folks at The Brain remain some of USN's closest friends o/ The Brain!! -
Leviathan & Genesis are hijacking your boat
Jar Jar Binks replied to TheEraser's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Its always good to see treaties signed and positive cooperation between alliances. Complimentary peanuts for everyone -
Its always good to see new alliances being created. Its good to see unity in a game that usually sees division.
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I've always wondered... If we are against swim suits does that mean we are pro skinnydipping?
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Its always sad to see an alliance dwindle away but ultimately its the people who make up the alliance and since you have merged with TOOL, Defon will never truly die as long as its members remain on Planet Bob.